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(or, y'know, Rocky the engineer on the Hail Mary, Simon the eridian, and Grace the convict)
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bloodymary swap au but it's actually rotated au with Rocky the convict, Simon the engineer on the Hail Mary, and Grace the eridian
(or, y'know, Rocky the engineer on the Hail Mary, Simon the eridian, and Grace the convict)
Guardians huh ?
Aren't they cool ? 😎👍
Notice how the teams were assigned specific playing cards?
Notice how the Hearts suit is not included? And neither is Caine?
Could this mean that Caine could have a connection to the Hearts suit?
The answer is yes. Let's talk about it.
Caine as Hearts.
Hearts, or cups in Tarot, are associated with love, feelings, relationships, connections, affection and care. Cups Tarot cards indicate that you are thinking with your heart rather than your head. Cups are also linked to creativity, romanticism, fantasy and imagination.
I find this really neat because, ironically enough, Caine is by far the one that's the most driven by emotion out of everyone in the show, despite being the one that's an AI. He cares a little too much about what others think. He tries a little too hard. He's sensitive. He's immature. Most of all, he wants to be loved. He's creative; he's the literal creator of everything in his reality. It fits.
As for Tarot, I did some digging and found something unrelated to cups that fits way too well.
The Emperor.
The emperor represents determination, ambition, leadership, structure and solid foundation. It portrays a powerful, guarded leader (both emotionally and physically) who has learned much about what it takes to rule, to establish power and authority and complete order for the benefit of his people. The Emperor rules with grit, strength and force; he is an authority figure who demands to be heard.
He wears a red robe, indicative of his power, passion, and energy for life. In one hand, he carries a scepter or an ankh, (the Egyptian symbol of life,) representing his reign and his right to rule, and in the other an orb, a symbol of the kingdom that he watches over.
The orb? Bubble. The scepter/anhk? His cain.
I'm sure I'm far from the first one to make this connection but STILL.
Caine would be a reversed Emperor.
(to quote labyrinthos.co and biddytarot.com directly because holy fuck)
"Lack of self-control and inability to handle situations can be represented by the Emperor on a personal level. When he is reversed, the structures, rules and systems that he creates are no longer working. His desire to inspire higher principles in his kingdom have turned to ruthlessness, tyranny and rigidity. He seeks to dominate, forgetting his call from the crown to do what is best for his people, fearing only for his loss of control and thus creating suffering."
"It could also be that you are playing the part of a weak ruler, hatching a plan to avoid the tasks that come with having responsibility."
"As it relates to your own feelings, the reversed Emperor indicates a struggle with personal power and direction. You may find yourself questioning your own decisions and feeling uncertain about what you truly want."
"You may seek a career where you can have greater flexibility and creativity in how you complete your work. You are sick of having to always work within the confines of a particular structure or way of doing things, and you want to break free from it."
Anyways so Caine is The Emperor you cannot tell me otherwise.
I would like to note that everyone is in pairs on their cards. Would Caine be alone on his? Or could his inverse be Abel? (I have nothing to go off of to support this except for the image below. Just planting a little idea because I think it would be cool.)
Team Unmasked: Clubs. | Team Pew Pew: Diamonds. | Team Band Guys: Spades.
Honourable mention:
@sunny-knight Thank you for suggesting this and bringing me down yet another rabbit hole‼️ This would not have crossed my mind otherwise
Sources: labyrinthos.co, artofcards.in, adda52.com, biddytarot.com, Wikipedia
When you summon the Ghost King for help, but he ends up being a little shit.
Was trying to sleep, but this drawing idea was keeping me up so here we are. Pretend the rest of the league is there, only drew Batman cause he was the easiest lmao. Btw I ripped that jpg off a random corner of google images.
his bits
Spamtenna date but they play pool with their noses and everyone stares at them cause they're idiots
let me fuck Monza please
a comprehensive list of circuits i want to fuck and why:
spa - eau rouge makes me hard
suzuka - max's pole lap permanently fucked me up. iw oudl fuck the circuit but specifically the concept of that lap
imola - the corner names feel like someone has their mouth against my ear nd r whispering filthy things to me
singapore - all night all day kitchen floor to the bathroom sink etc
INTERLAGOS - specifically when itwas wet for max in 2024. id tap that so bad
not a circuit but i saw max's 2017 car irl once and i've been thinking abt getting my mouth on rocky ever since. come here babygirl i want you