#it's early

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

What is this trend with the female lead being worshipped by the female lead but giving almost nothing in return? Do they think this is feminism? Am I supposed to cheer because the male lead will endure through being treated like dirt and still love the female lead unconditionally? Because that's not progressive, it's just a shitty relationship

They did this in Lost You Forever but it was shown as wrong and the female lead apologized for it! Why are they trying to make it an ideal?

[shallowseeker]

Young women keep dying suspiciously, and TFW tracks it down to the MOST bizarre cause. All the vics caught a bouquet at a wedding.

They can't seem to track down the florist, so they wind up dressing up to dive-bomb some random couple's wedding (they could be fake caterers ofc, or even the priest if one of them wants to officiate lmao).

But ANYWAY, my point is, when the flowers are thrown, therein begins the strange visual of 4 apparently grown men trying to catch the bride's bouquet...

[vibrantly-yours]

Tears of the Kingdom but what if the Gloom was way worse?

I'm talking people are getting dragged into chasms, being possessed, their minds are getting super fucked up by the Gloom when they're in it for too long, and they're damn near acting like zombies. Nobody goes out at night if they can help it, and everything is barricaded on a Blood Moon.

People are more resourceful in the way that they learn how to keep the Gloom away. They wear special clothes infused with sundelions, and they carry around a lot of bright bloom seeds. All areas are constantly well lit. It won't deter the Gloom, but it's so they can see it coming.

It's so bad that the Yiga are offering to let people into their hideout. They know this wasn't Lord Ganon's doing, and they won't support it when it's getting their own people hurt.

Link arrives when he usually does, but everything is barren. There's a lot of Gloom everywhere, just like he had seen from the Great Sky Island. None of the dragons are flying around, save for Naydra who seems to be immune after the Malice.

He finds a Gerudo woman that nearly shanks him with a Demon Carver. She pulls the mask down from her mouth and nose despite the chill. She explains all that has happened. She says that they all thought he and the Princess were goners. She lends him a spare set of Sunny clothing, then gets him started with a bow and lots of arrows.

It would be rad if the Gloom was messing with so much that even Ganon said "yo I can't rule these bitches if they're braindead could you stop" and the Gloom says "no🥰💅"

Link reluctantly teams up with Ganon, who keeps grumbling about how he can't wait to be fabulously evil. He damn near gets knocked over by the Light Dragons and the world's funniest thing happens because all three parts of the Triforce are in the same place.

Ganondorf.. is no longer green. That's it. That's all it does. It just gives him the smoothest brown skin in all of Hyrule, and he even gets to keep his weapons, which have shifted from Gloom to Demon.

Rauru is watching this from the Great Sky Islands, shaking and crying and vomiting because what the fuck??? Sonia has to ease him away from spectating before he goes catatonic.

They go around Hyrule and save the day blah blah blah it's 7:35 AM and I need to sleep I'll get detailed later.

[voteforevilthoughts]

Saw a post somewhere this morning about a guy taking his car (a nice old one I forget the type) to a car show or some shit and thinking it would attract women and he was like "it was more of a middle aged cock fest" and I gotta be honest guys....I should get a classic car

[tinderbox210]

Good morning from my weird brain making me think of an Outlaws AU in which the malfunction storyline leads to ND-5 being reset to Spanish mode like Buzz in Toy Story 3 and use his fancy dancing moves on Kay.

[that-cavedweller-cat]

What purpose do these two even serve from a narrative standpoint?

Oh, what’s that you say? They’re only a setup for a joke in one scene, only used for cute merch, and one of them dies in the last episode to try and bring unnecessary sympathy?

If this was your answer, then you are...

CORRECT!

Razzle and Dazzle do not DO anything. They don’t add anything to the story, we don’t ever see them around the hotel, and I don’t know if it’s just me, but I can’t even tell them apart most of the time.

What relevance to they have to Charlie, when their roles as “protectors” is mentioned once and never again? Wasted potential. They could have been low ranking demons Charlie took in to SHOW her kindness instead of having it spoon fed to us by Valorie.

They could have been notable servants from the castle to showcase how, even though the princess has good intentions, she is still a demon princess who slowly realizes their use beyond simple servants.

Hell, they could have been pets that don’t do anything, like Kiki or whatever the cat’s name is that come and go, but why have one of them die pointlessly and then gloss it over with the final song of the season?

Sorry for the rant, this just really bothers me!

[inkshine]

Okay so admittedly I don't know a lot about actual League of Legends lore, and I might be reading too much into it, but I think there might have been some kind of symbolism/parallels intended in the fact that Jinx has a connection to Janna, a wind spirit/goddess, and then is later implied to have escaped Piltover by riding on an airship

(Context: In the final fight, if you look at the explosion really closely, you can see a flash of pink light-Jinx- dart out from the smoke. Later, Caitlyn is looking at the blueprints for the Hexgate towers, and it seems that there was a tunnel Jinx could have escaped out of. Then, the final shot of the series focuses on an airship that looks practically identical to the airship a younger Jinx (Powder) had said she would ride one day in episode one. Right after the airship is shown, the words THE END flicker across the screen in a way that is reminiscent of the effects we often see in Jinx's POV. This has led a lot of fans (including me) to believe Jinx survived in this manner.)