#james being james

[sable-520]

Regulus: So what's for dinner?

James: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Regulus: ...

Regulus: Is it soup?

James: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Regulus: Please, James, enough with the soup puns.

James: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Regulus: STOP!

*one hour later*

Regulus: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[sunseekerchild]

James: *is carrying all the grocies*

Regulus: *holds out hand to help*

James: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Regulus' hand*

[thelegitcasper]

not james potter being the most adhd-coded character ever. like what did you MEAN he canonically left his wand on the sofa when going to fight mr noseless???? thats like textbook stuff. and his fanon sunshine personality and need for everyone to like him? like cmon its right there

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

James Potter is sooooooooo "omg babe the period cramps are hurting you? Dw I'll fight them off" *squares up with the air for five minutes straight* "okay babe I got rid of them for you" it's insane

[ashswilltolive]

james potter the man that you are

[humancu]

Remus: *walks in the common room with visible lipstick marks on his face*

James: Woah there, Moony. You got something on your face.

Remus: Really? *checks his face and sees the stains. Blushes*

James: Finally got yourself a girlfriend. Who is she?

Peter: *reading beside him* James, don't. . .

Remus: Nobody. Anyways, I'm going up to our room to, uh, do homework. Bye.

Sirius: *comes in the room with lipstick smudged on his lips*

James: Hey Pads! You have lipstick on your face. What a coincidence. Moony just came in here with lipstick on his face.

Peter: James...

Sirius: Mmh, what a coincidence. Anyway, I've gotta help Moony with his. . . homework. Don't come in for a few hours.

Sirius: *Walks to their dorm and closes the door*

James: *turns to Peter* I wonder who they're dating.

Peter: *facepalms*

[hitmewithsomebooks]

James who one day has a smudge on his glasses

They’re usually pretty clean, it’s the one thing he keeps up on (to see, yk?)

But he’s talking to Regulus and suddenly Regulus is staring at one of his eyes and James is kind of concerned and confused a little lost in Regulus’s pretty eyes on him

And then Reg just grabs his glasses, cleans them on his robe, and slides them back on his face (positioned perfectly, might I add)

James who begins to purposely get things on his glasses

Dust, food, mud — one time he purposely dumped a bag of flour over his head (and walked around blindly till Regulus grabbed him, cleaned his glasses, and left the rest of the flour).

Just so Reg will look at him, so he can feel his fingertips brush James’s face when he takes hold of the glasses, just so he can see that amused little smirk.

And yes, Regulus catches on. It’s quite obvious, in true James Potter fashion.

But he doesn’t say anything, doesn’t call him out. He just keeps cleaning those glasses. Cuz it makes them both happy.