#jason is concerned

[umbrelladripdrop]

How Danny likes to drop the lore.

Danny: What's worse than one bee sting? Jason: Two bee stings? Danny: Right, now what's worse than two bee stings? Jason: Three bee stings. Danny: Wrong, my entire town getting pulled into the infinite realms. Jason: Danny: Now what's worse than my entire town getting pulled into the infinite realms? Jason: Uh... three bee stings? Danny: No dude we got pulled into what was essentially the afterlife! I had to fight the fucking ghost king man- I'm the ghost king now. 'Three bee stings' ugh c'mon man. Jason: ... Danny: It's five bee stings keep up.

[erraticsunflower]

Jason: Who raised you!

Tim: Well first when I was like a newborn baby it was my biological parents but I have no memory of that-

Jason: That was a rhetorical quest-

Tim: Then my parents hired nannies and when I got too close or friendly to them, they would fire them out of jealousy. While not bothering to be real parents. And don't worry I'm not insinuating that the nannies really cared about me I was just a pay check to them. They didn't even notice that I dissapeared most of the day/night stalking batman and robin *laughs manically*

Jason: ??

Tim: Then after a bit my parents started forgetting to hire sitters and nannies, so I raised myself and cooked all my own meals with the food in the kitchen because my parents barely ever came home. :D

Jason: Are you ok??

Tim: I think that question was rhetorical :) Oh and through most of this I was just following Robin and Batman into dangerous situations not that my parents cared

Dick (from across the room): WHAT??

Tim: And then Bruce adopted me!

Jason:

Tim: So that's who I was raised by! :)

[nightwingvixen23]

Bruce : A good thing to do with all of your pent up torture is to write letters to all of the people whom have ever hurt you and then burn them

Damian : Okay, I’ve already done that exercise before and all I ended up with was a shit ton of letters that I didn’t know what to do with. Next USEFUL idea please💅

Jason :

[batbroconfessions]

Tim: *after a long patrol* Do you ever just realize that we’re all dying slowly and life is, in the end, meaningless?

Jason: *slowly scoots away*

[batbroconfessions]

Tim: the best place to bury a body is Jason’s grave

Jason: why?

Tim: cause everyone thinks you’re in there. So no ones gonna dig it up. No one would ever think to look there

Jason: (already on the phone with Bruce) yeah, how much would it cost to fill my grave with concrete?

Jason: and while you’re at it, find a therapist

Tim: I agree, Jason, you should talk to someone

[batbroconfessions]

Drunk Dick: if you were a bird, you’d be flightless

Jason: What?

Dick: (adamant) You’d be flightless!

Jason: (hysterical) What does that mean!?!

[batbroconfessions]

Look Jay! A Baby!

Dick: Look Jay! A baby!

Jason: I see. And...where did you acquire said baby?

Dick: Deathstroke

Jason: Deathstroke. Right. Yeah, of course. Silly me. Deathstroke is jut your average, run of the mill baby-dealer. I totally forgot