Jun 9, 2020
Two husbands, no in-laws.
Jeanie, speaking truth while watching Castlevania.
seen from Türkiye
seen from Saudi Arabia
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seen from United States
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seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
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seen from China
seen from Türkiye
Two husbands, no in-laws.
Jeanie, speaking truth while watching Castlevania.
Let me be perfectly clear: don't do that again.
Jeanie at Anthony Hopkins creepily and spontaneously appearing over Collin O’Donoghue’s shoulder in The Rite
A double is GIRL stuff. I'm gettin' a quad.
a very enthusiastic dudebro (dubbed ‘Sports!’ by Jeanie) overheard at Jeanie’s work today, lecturing his fellow bros on an appropriately masculine quantity of ice cream.
We're moving.
jeanie, deadpan after dad’s gf came downstairs, saw dad in the kitchen fussing with something and said, ”nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen”.
It looks like someone tried to stuff a salami in a wedding cake. It just doesn't belong there.
Jeanie, expounding further on underwear mishaps.
It's like a sausage pressed against a screen door. It does Nothing for me.
Jeanie, observing an unfortunate underwear situation.
Forty-nine ninety-five.
the price of a new Wii-remote.
Close. Your mouth. Stop having it be open.
Jeanie, when anyone eats loudly.