I was rewatching a bunch of Jenna Marbles videos bc comfort content and I just got struck with such a Steddie dynamic just
Eddie: But look at the bright side!
Steve: What’s the bright side?
Steve: Then why’d you say “look at the bright side”?
Eddie: I dunno what it is just look at it!
Eddie, walking in on Steve with a glass of white wine and his bitchiest Mean Girl sunglasses: ... What are you going?
Steve: I’m leisuring. Can’t you see what I’m fuckin’ wearing?
Steve: But one of us finished our high school career
Eddie: That part’s getting cut. I got hurt, ya dick.
Steve: Hurt schmurt, pussy.
Eddie. talking about the kids: They love me, I’m their dad, but I’m not Steve. So I can do wrong, and in their eyes I do do wrong.
Steve: And they’re letting you know.
Eddie: *goes to pat Dustin on the head*
Dustin: *is so startled that he karate chops Eddie*
Eddie: That’s the way to live life, baby. You live life, don’t let life live you.
Eddie, crouching on a stool right behind Steve like a gargoyle: Okay I’m ready
Steve: Okay, hide and seek! *turns around and spots Eddie*
Eddie: *running round the kitchen opening all the cabinets*
Steve: Oh my god! You’re sick!! Eddie! You Monster! Oh my god you can’t do that!
Eddie: *Silently reaches down and opens the oven*
Steve: I’m gonna pop a blood vessel in my eye I’m so mad
Steve: And my boyfriend in high school-
Eddie, trying to flirt: What’s ‘cans’ backwards?
Steve, dyslexic: ... Ssss... ssn.. sna- SNACK!
Steve, trying to flirt: Ooh, you gotta man? You single?
Steve: Wait, how Italian are you?
Eddie: *grabs Steve while their cuddling and rolls him over*
Steve: *suddenly on the floor* We’re going somewhere? Oh my god I would’ve packed a bag
Eddie: *showing Steve his class notebooks from when he was a kid*
Steve: You spelt your own name wrong!
Eddie: It’s called ‘The Daily News by Edword’
Eddie: Yeah 1971 I was 6, gimme a break! Fuck!
Steve teaching Eddie to play baseball: *laughing* hell yeah
Eddie: Why are you laughing tho
Steve: You have really good technique
Eddie, accidentally throwing the ball at the ground: Take notes alright babe
Eddie, after agreeing to watch sports with Steve: Do I get a foot massage at the end?
Eddie: Do I get a leg massage at the end?
Eddie: Do I get a butt massage at the end?
Eddie: When is being a good sport gonna start benefiting me?
Steve, desperately trying to make Eddie focus: Okay, I need you to face me and stop eating peanut butter, please
Eddie, personification of ADHD: I was told I could BYOPB
Steve: *trying to have a conversation*
Eddie: *doing the robot behind him silently*
Steve: *cutting Eddies hair*
Eddie: can we hold hands while you do this?
Steve: Babe that’s a bad idea stop
Eddie: I just love you though!
Steve, concerned: can you even put hot glue in your mouth like that?
Eddie: can you? *eats a chunk of hot glue* yeah
I fell down a rabbit hole. There will almost definitely be more of this.