#jercy speaks

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and to all the haters who think tim dropping robin to focus on bernard was stupid: this ones for yall 🍾

that man chose to get cracked by his hot blond bf instead of joining that mission and ur homophobic/hatin asses cant do nothing about it 😁🥂🥂🥂

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genuinely i think one of the best parts of having friends in fandom is just shooting the shit with each other and hitting flow state when y'all talk about putting your blorbos into situations

the serotonin production is unmatched

SSRIs only wish they could be half as effective 

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had a conversation about my adhd recently then went to make this lmao

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has anyone made the "top nhl players who've made out behind closed doors but fucking hate each other on the ice? close enough, welcome back pimms" joke yet??

bc its right there 😂😂😂

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gay hockey hell trending at 1:15ish am EST lmao

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roy harper does movember send pos—no wait

roy harper does movember but doesn't go full goatee bc

outsiders (2003) #11

now send post lol

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a cursed realization: wade and logan are old men. logan especially so.

they MUST have weird old man habits and general body weirdness. and not the endearing shit like preferring to use old school tech, or having a "get off my lawn, my favourite miscreants" kinda attitude, or being unable to keep up in sex, or any of that kinda cute stuff

i mean the unpleasant sweaty old man smell, having walking farts, snoring while awake, their stomachs just making noises for no goddamn reason bc their digestive systems are no longer 30 y/o

all of which they don't even realize they're doing bc they're old and either a) have more pressing things to worry about [at their age]; b) stopped giving a fuck; or c) both of the above

source: i live with two very old men (my dad and uncle). one is a few years away from retirement and the other is already at that age. they are family but they are still gross old men who act like drunk uncles given half the chance

and while neither logan or wade are in their 60s, these habits don't just magically appear once you hit that age. they begin long before that and accumulate over time until the stinky old man package is complete

"but jercy," you say, "they have perfect regeneration!! they can't have any health problems!! they're too self-conscious to be that gross!!"

1: (re: perfect regeneration) that is an even worse argument for wade, who has mega cancer and canonically does not smell pleasant or have a properly functioning body. he'd 100% have old man problems as a symptom of his cancer bc his mutation is physically keeping him in a constant state of dying. everything he does is out of sheer stubbornness and willpower to make a joke out of his life

1b: to play on a popular headcanon: any aromatic, artificial fruity skincare routine he has can easily be used as a reason for him to cover up his old man smell

2: see point B above for logan

2b: see the movie, logan (2017), or the comic, death of wolverine (2014), for the fact that logan can canonically age/die. albeit it's at a vastly slower pace than everyone else, but it means logan WILL eventually have these issues with his body too, if he doesn't have them already

2c: feral/animalistic logan who takes on animal traits would be so much worse bc wolverines are called "skunk bears" for a reason. wolverines (and any wildlife/animal that you can compare logan to) fucking STINK!! they have EVEN GROSSER ANIMAL HABITS!! you just gotta accept it

3: (re: self-consciousness) you got a point there, but once again refer to point B. most folks i know at their age are on their way to or have already stopped caring about what others think of them. and even if wade and logan are somehow the exceptions to this, i'm sure they let loose in private and probably indulge in their grosser habits when they're alone

4: if you want biblically accurate old man yaoi you're gonna have to contend with the fact that it comes with the non-sexy old man problems. i'm sorry i have to break the illusion but this is the reality we must face together

5: suspension of disbelief, friends. do engage with that once in a while lol

in conclusion: i unfortunately have every bit of confidence that wade and logan are not exempt from old man behaviours and bodily functions and i will die whining about it. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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bi!jon with qpr damian is being WASTED bc if *I* knew my best friend's parents were bruce "people's 50 sexiest men" wayne and talia "milf of all time" al ghul i'd be singing stacy's mom/dad all day

🎵dami's mom has got it going on 🎵dami's dad has got me down bad

and jon kent is the only person who'd be allowed to get away with this too between being kryptonian and someone damian actually tolerates

smh this is a pride comic going to waste is all i'm saying!!!