#jeskel

[hailhailsatan]

Sentence prompt!

"And what exactly do you think you're doing there, *insert your choice of endearment here*?"

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hohoohoho interesting!!!

"And what exactly do you think you're doing there, Songbird?"

Eskel opened the door that Jaskier had his ear pressed up against, making the bard fall into his room.

"Nothing! No, no I was just uh... I was just passing... on my way to um, the kichen, I'm hungry, oh so hungry, I think I'd better-"

Eskel lifted Jaskier up, scruffing his collar.

"Oh dear, sorry to hear that... I was going to ask if you'd like to stay, seeing as though you've been following me about the keep all day like a lost little puppy, but if you're too hungry-" "NO... no, I could stay... maybe just for a little while..."

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[hold-me-witcher]

Eskel comes to Kaer Morhen with facial hair one winter and his brothers and Jaskier won't stop calling him a bearded dragon

[parkranger-monster-fucker]

Please someone help me find a fic

Jaskier is fae I'm p sure and goes to kaer morhen with Geralt.

Geralt and Eskel ask him to help make gifts for each other, and Jaskier's dying inside bc he loves them and wants them to be happy.

Jaskier goes and makes them a picnic but goes into heat and gets found by a rotfiend I'm p sure, and Lambert tells them to get their heads out of their asses

[kingthunder]

i have a new fic

Would you 🫵 like to read a Winter In Kaer Morhen fic where Jaskier bonds with all the wolf witchers and gives them each something they need, and they in turn each give them something he needs? Where our intrepid bard sleeps with Lambert, Eskel, and Geralt in turn and becomes part of the pack and then they all realize that four is better than two? Where the author wanted to write "Jaskier does Kaer Morhen" but then got a lot of feelings about it? Do you love men crying? Then I have the fic for you. ✨ A Little Company, ✨ updating now.

[dear-ao3]

Do you have any fanfictions that you would recommend for the fandom(s) you are in right now?

so i have this dreadful habit of 1. never bookmarking anything and 2. always reading on ao3 when I'm not logged in. however. i have very talented friends and i can recommend the following:

these are all witcher fics

Dandelion's Gift by @officerjennie: geralt x dandelion, T, complete, 7.7k, soft husbands being soft

Warrior's Blues by @ahh-fxck: geralt x jaskier, E, WIP, 111k modern military au (mind the tags)

That Unwanted Animal by @softdarlingjaskier: eskel x jaskier, T, WIP, 8k, eskel takes care of jaskier

You're Safe With Me, I Promise by @funkylittlebard: geralt x eskel, E, complete, 10k, injured eskel, trans!geralt, sexy times (mind the tags)

He's Not Important by @geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde: jaskier x valdo with past geralt x jaskier, E, complete, 1.5k, toxic relationships and jaskier is conflicted

Can't by grassylampshade: geralt x jaskier, T, complete, 5k, geralt tells harmless lies to jaskier about witcher biology and it gets out of hand

Dead I Live by @dapandapod: geralt x jaskier, E, WIP, 20k, jaskier dies and is resurrected by a necromancer (mind the tags)

Aflutter by @wolf-and-bard: geralt x jaskier, E, complete, 9.5k, fake dating and jaskier is rich.

A Sight For Soft Eyes by @kuripon: geralt x jaskier, G, complete, 500 words, geralt gets glasses and jaskier helps him clean them

The Apple Of My Eye by @professorjaskier: geralt x jaskier, G, WIP, 72k, modern au where geralt and jaskier are both teachers (mind the tags)

Young Corpses Will Always Haunt Me by @unremarkablegirl: yennefer, T, complete, 1k, yennefer's thoughts and feelings about the beach scene in 1x04 with the dead child

I Shiver In Gold by @kueble: geralt x jaskier, E, complete, 3k, jaskier wears lingerie and he and geralt have fun

Christmas Downhill by @avengeful-bunny: geralt x jaskier, T, complete, 66k, a fake dating, christmas, modern au based off of hallmark movies

All I Ever Wanted by @jaskierswolf: geralt x dandelion, G, complete, 750 words, geralt and dandelion retire to corvo bianco together

Biting Snake Isn't Better Than Knife In Your Back by @damatris: geralt x jaskier, M, complete, 280k, slow burn, geralt and jaskier go through some things but in the end they have each other (mind the tags)

All You Have Is Your Fire by @king-finnigan: geralt x jaskier, E, complete, 65k, a modern prison au turned flower shop au with a slowburn (mind the tags)

Tell Me About The Light Behind My Eyes by @natskier: geralt x jaskier, M, WIP, 40k, after the mountain yennefer asks jaskier to come to kaer morhen as ciri's emotional support bard

The Road Not Taken by me @all-hail-the-witcher: geralt x eskel, E, complete, 3k, modern au where geralt left town to become a country singer and in a moment of weakness he returns

[jerry-of-rivia]

My half of the Eskel bang collaboration with the incomparable @jennyloggins, whose full fic can be read here!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

They were a pleasure to work with, and you can never have too many bathing Eskels, especially as a parallel to all the highs and lows the Path has to offer.

[witch-witcher-witchless]

Once again the cute boyfriend Jaskel outtake gets written before the pwp gets finished. Everything should be finished and posted on AO3 by June 15th ;-;

Whoops, let's call it by the end of July. Got distracted by fluff.

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"First, kneeling on the hard stone floor, and now this?!" Jaskier's strained voice rose and fell with his dramatics, his body unable to follow suit pinned under his partner's sprawling bulk. 

"It was a thick rug and a pillow, Jask."

"Covering hard and winter-cold stone floors."

"...you said your knees and feet were okay earlier. Anything change, sweet thing?"

Jaskier huffed but his dramatics softened, as they always do, under the warmth of Eskel's gentle concern.

"Physically they're fine, thank you, dear heart."

"Only physically?"

"Oh yes. Spiritually they feel quite dejected," Jaskier's voice trails off as he stared into the distance, "practically depressed."

"Could this perhaps be physically —literally— depressed rather than spiritually? As they are being practically pressed down into the mattress," Eskel's voice was fond and his body still bonelessly sprawled.

"Perhaps if someone could remove their considerable bulk off of me and cease using me as a mattress my legs could be freed and we could find out the truth."

"Alas—" Eskel's dry commentary was ruined by a drawn out yawn—"I am spiritually depressed by your eagerness to be rid of me. Too dejected to move. Tragic, truly."

"I'll show you tragedy!" Jaskier's renewed squirming only showcased, perhaps, his tragic failure. 

"Shhh, bedtime for bards."

"It's no such thing!"

"You're tired and in bed."

"Yes, and it is past time for you to either stop lounging on me like a colossal house cat or to roll up my chest a bit higher and put me out of my misery."

"Shhh, misery loves company. Go to sleep, sweet thing." 

Jaskier's mumbled I resent this, sounded an awful lot like—

"—I love you too, Jask."

Jaskier let out a fond sigh and wriggled a hand free. He gently stroked the head nuzzled into his shoulder, tracing out idle notes of his latest composition before falling asleep to the rumbling purr pushing from deep within the drifting Witcher's chest to reverberate in his own. 

[transholmes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/52 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Keira Metz, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Fringilla Vigo Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Book-Canon Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Game-Canon Eskel (The Witcher), Netflix-Canon Jaskier | Dandelion, Humor, Non-binary character, Nonbinary Character, Nonbinary Jaskier | Dandelion, Adventure & Romance, Political Alliances, Tags to be added, Characters to be added, Pairings to be added, and please for the love of all that is holy read the a/n before proceeding, Attempted Sexual Assault, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, gender corrective surgery - but make it magic Summary:

Fifty-three years ago the Purge of the Witcher guilds were committed. The idea initially introduced to various monarch by a shadow cabal within the Brotherhood of Mages who feared the renegade sorcerers creating the witchers would one day turn their monstrous creations against them in a play for power. 

After the Purge the witchers seemingly disappeared apart from a few stragglers and the cabal congratulated themselves on the great success, believing that the few monsters who still roamed the Continent could be dealt with by other means should it prove necessary. 

But their glee was to be short lived. 

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The first chapter in my Geralt/Eskel/Jaskier Warlord!Vesemir AU, with a nonbinary Jaskier. Please for the love of the gods read the tags and the A/N in the story before proceeding.