#jjba hcs

[moriohmio]

Oops I just realized my asks were off. I do wanna encourage ppl to send asks so we can all talk about hcs! ^.^

[moriohmio]

Uni au where Caesar secretly writes novels and stuff online bc he's a secret romantic at heart and Joseph is the annoying ass jock he unfortunately is rooming with.. and someone leaks to Joseph that Caesar writes (trying to talk shit) and Joseph finds it online to read his stories and stuff and it's actually good writing and shit but he's lowkey starting to notice with the newer chapters that the main love interest is suddenly seeking more and more like him + the situations the mc gets in sounds wayyy to similar to a situation he and Caesar got into the other day

[promiseprimroses]

the concept of jotaro in older age needing glasses much like joseph did but he does not like wearing them. in fact, when he loses them he gets particularly annoyed and doesn’t want help finding them because he doesn’t want you knowing he needs them.

[mimimeowsies]

La squadra at karaoke!

Saw someone talk about formaggio being an absolute karaoke god on discord so i had to do this for the rest hehe... This is pretty short because i can't think of much for this icl

Risotto ::

- Sings like 2 songs and lets the team sing the rest, it's not that he hates singing it's just that he's lazy

- Can sing, his voice is very low and comforting when he does and it makes everyone in awe

(The 6'7 CEO alpha daddy who sings you lullabies to put you to sleep /j)

Prosciutto ::

- One of the ones that doesn't sing (cause he can't)

- Doesn't like to sing, doesn't exactly like to hear everyone sing as well but he sucks it up

Illuso ::

- Sings a few solos but generally sings along with the rest

- I actually think he isn't the best at singing icl, i can't imagine him singing for the life of me 😭

Formaggio ::

- Sings A LOT of solos, gets the rest to join him as well

- Actually very good at singing, you'd think he's terrible but he's really not

Ghiaccio ::

- When he sings he sings like aggretsuko

- Decent at singing but he can't hold long/high hotes at all 😭

Melone ::

- Doesn't exactly sing a lot but he hums along and plays around with the tambourines

- When he does sing he's pretty good, his voice is pretty soothing when he sings (proven by me trust)

Pesci ::

- Also doesn't sing because he's kinda insecure, but he likes to sing along with the group

- Just like melone he plays around with the tambourines to show support

Sorbet ::

- Tone deaf 2.0

- Nobody wants to hear him sing pls get him away from the mic

Gelato ::

- Absolutely LUVSS to sing, sings loud and proud

- Unlike his boyfriend he's good at singing of course

[whatapayne]

New theory unlocked is that homophobic Jojo fans are so easy and quick to acknowledge part 3 (and part 3 only) Dio as being bisexual because he’s chartoonisly evil.

Also imo this would explain in interviews when Araki gets tasked with talking about another character possibly being queer he brings it back to DIO. Like oh yeah did I mention my flamboyant jerk of a villain character is queer! Don’t ask me anything else! Like I see the mental media training Araki I got what your laying down twin. Though that could be just a western thing I’m projecting.

Not DIO being the “Jojos only gay for him” scapegoat that’s I mean yeah western but true and I’ll die on that hill.

[whatapayne]

I be hating second guessing a ship I adore.

Let me have my queer Jojo subtext in Bruabba

[whatapayne]

As a Bruabba shipper I just feel in my bones in the everyone survived au Abbachio and Bruno would not adopt. I’m sure Bruno gets baby fever he loves family and would like the idea of making a family. Though Abbachio HATES children. (Phf lore guys) He can’t stand them.

Feel like he just tells Bruno you want kids? We can get a dog…

Also I don’t think that his team would have a lot of children (I mentioned this in another post I know) so Bruno Bucciarati is forever longing for some toddlers running around at his feet as he grows older. Though he loves being settled down with Abbachio more. Also their dogs. They have a lot.

This is CANON 4 ME!!!

[cinnaxcrow]

hi luna :))) *rubs hands together* 💕

can i request some hcs (fluff) of hot pants crushing on reader. like how she is when she has romantic feelings!

(i think you write for pt7 i sprinted to the ask box so delete if you dont anyways bye ilyy)

AAAA Bambi ofc <3 happy late birthday sorry i did this later but yk better late than never!!! Honestly, HP beating me in an alley would totally fix me.

Hot Pants Falling in Love

Rating: SFW

Word Count: ~1.1k

Notes: Mentions of HP's backstory, GN!reader, no spoilers for SBR, some mentions of death/angst (this is HP) but overall pretty fluffy.

Hot Pants is not someone who generally tries to get close to others. She’s on her own mission for salvation, and she’s willing to do it by any means necessary. 

In the beginning of you two meeting, she acts harsh and blunt, as usual. It’s honestly a miracle she didn’t threaten to hang you, but that’s not really a bad thing. 

You two spend a lot of time together during the race and slowly grow closer, something she wasn’t intending or expecting. She was just trying to do her job and find the Corpse Parts. 

Not that she’d admit that- out loud or to her own self. She holds you higher in her head than Johnny or Gyro, but she still views it as just a working relationship. One where you’re both using the other to collect the parts and stop Valentine. 

Nothing more, nothing less, she thinks (deludes) to herself. 

She will straight up refuse to acknowledge these feelings. In no way shape or form is Hot Pants going to admit she’s falling in love with her partner. No way. 

That extra worry she has that’s only reserved for you? Well, of course she’d worry when her trusted partner is injured or hurt. You work so well with her, it’d be a shame for you to be put out of commission. 

The fact she feels the need to share her food with you? Don’t be foolish, how can you race properly when you haven’t eaten much? Now hurry, you need to go to another location. 

The annoyance she feels when Johnny, Gyro, Diego- or frankly anyone else- is taking up your attention and time? You’re her partner, and it’d be annoying to have to deal with you splitting your time or going off to them instead. 

As you can see, Hot Pants is not exactly one to ponder these thoughts too hard. She believes them to be just about business, and that your relationship to her is just a professional one. Nothing else, no other things involved. 

She hasn’t had experiences with love and romance, so she just doesn’t know how to process these feelings. She’ll occasionally have a split second awakening where she’ll think, I do like their presence, then choke it down with a for racing, of course. 

Hot Pants is also not helping her case because despite you being the closest to her and being the one she curries more favor with, she also acts extra stern with you. 

Everyone is seeing those mixed messages where she glares at Gyro for telling you a joke before she barks at you that you need to get your shit together. 

Or when she gives you a part of her sandwich then shoves it in your hand and lectures you on why you planned so poorly. You need to think ahead for these matters, damn it. She won’t be around every time to save your ass. 

Although… she wishes she could be. 

There’s a certain dread that creeps over her when she thinks or looks at you, and it’s entirely self-inflicted. She refuses to acknowledge the notion or why she could be feeling this way towards you, specifically, but she knows that you’re the one she feels this way to. 

It would only be on a random night under the stars where you’re sleeping and she’s on lookout duty, contemplating and ruminating over her life, where she’d be forced to understand the thoughts she’d been denying for so long. 

Hot Pants won’t even make a fuss or put up much of a fight at that time, instead quietly looking into the fire and admitting to herself the truth. 

Ah… I do like them. I like them a lot more than I should. 

She’s obviously guilty over what happened to her brother, but she wonders if she is worthy of having your attention. Does she deserve to be happy with someone after all she’s done? (The answer is yes, of course)

Daily life after that night stays kind of the same. Although, you might catch Hot Pants avoiding your gaze or talking softer to you sometimes. Not always, again, she will try to mask it with her harshness and continue her lectures. 

But now she’s even more determined to make sure you don’t get hurt or, god forbid, die on this race. She will not have you get hurt if it’s the last thing she does. 

She already admits she’s willing to put her life on the line for the sake of the corpse parts and her salvation, but you also get added there, too. She won’t acknowledge this to even herself, but if push came to shove, she’d have no regrets sacrificing her life for you. 

In a way, she’d hope you could be the one to continue the mission for her. She trusts you immensely, and would like to believe that if you got the parts, you could be free and saved. 

All this to say, Hot Pants’s feelings are more subtle and internal. And although she likes to act as if she does not have such feelings or ideas in her head, truthfully, she’s a whole well of them. She thinks too much, feels too much, and loves you too much. 

You’ve complicated her already busy head while also providing with her the only amount of peace and quiet in her mind. You make her feel a bundle of contradictions that she can’t help but act out on. 

She hates you, but she loves you like nothing else. She is worried for you and wants to shield you, but thinks you’re one of the strongest people out there. She wants to get angry and upset at you, but she can’t find it in her to continue that kind of behavior. 

You’d pretty much have to be the one to confess first for her, because no way is she ever going to get over her self-doubts and worries to tell you those feelings. Hot Pants is dedicated, this woman is more likely to go hundreds of years never saying a word about it because in her head, your current relationship is fine enough as it is (your presence is really all she needs) and she’d rather not spoil it with her own desires she deems unworthy to have. 

But one thing is for certain… a Hot Pants in love is a very protective Hot Pants, who would do almost anything for you. You need to just say the word and she’d do it, even if she pretends it is a bother or a waste of time.