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reddit threads the jjk men would join, and what
they would say
redditdweller!gojosatoru, who loves to talk about you, and vent(brag) about his problems:
u/limitless#untouchable
dear, r/today i learned, today i learned that the even though i have a hot, magical, sexy, beautiful, wonderful girlfriend, SOME female baristas still try to hit on me. i get i’m the strongest, and incredibly irresistible, but seriously, have some class.
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redditdweller!getosuguru, who looks for new recruits via reddit:
u/costofmercy
a few questions to r/philosophy, why is society built to protect those who actively harm it?when does kindness blend into self sacrifice, where does the line end? why do we defend those who are willingly ignorant? do we owe the same ethical consideration to those who reject ethical reasoning?
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redditdweller!kentonanami, who uses the app to give other people helpful advice:
u/KentoNanami
Dear, u/GrimyWaitress, I have read and evaluated your post to r/AntiWork, regarding your concerns of being exploited by your boss. I regret to inform you, that may be the case. My suggestions would be to document these occasions, leave as soon as possible, and seek the proper authorities.
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redditdweller!chosokamo, who lowkey vents under subreddits where people complain about their siblings.
i’m tired of being the responsible older sibling
u/yujisbrothernottodo
i understand your frustrations. i am the oldest sibling as well, but i never resented my responsibility. i loved being someone my brothers could look up to, i like to feel like i paved the way for them, that i could prevent any mistake they could make by being a great example. they are both dead now but, i would still give my life to them without hesitation. hope this helps 😁!
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redditdweller!tojifushiguro, who joined a gambling addiction thread, in a moment of clarity, before he won big at the horse races.
u/heavenly_restriction
02:47 am: idk why i’m typing this. i’m not some sad old divorced dad who gambles because he has fuck all to do. but it’s ruining my life. it keeps pulling the rug out from under my feet, but i can’t stop. i wanna stop being sick every day. i don’t wanna think about how i could’ve spent the money i flushed. how my life could’ve been so much better. i want to be better. that has to count
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22:28 pm: lmao nvm. got a 12:1 at the horse races. fuck u losers
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redditdweller!ryomensukuna, who responds to roast me threads, to make everyone uncomfortable, and he makes his scribe type them.
u/kingofcurses
I have viewed your feeble, humiliating, pathetic vye for approval, from people on this impotent platform. To your luck, the glorious King Of Curses has found this image. I would comment on your grossly inadequate appearance, however I can feel your puny soul quaking from here. Tch. No. What are you doing, measly scribe? Type that. I must portray my frustration in ways this inadequate device cannot comprehend. Tch. Worthless ephemeral being. Post this, I have finished my censure.
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a.n: i only just realised the only funny ones were gojo and sukuna. maybe toji if u squint
hope u enjoy danke if u read this far lol
