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He looks like he should be surfing

Brother: Their keeper [Jonas Lössl] from his face, to his hair, to his outfit looks like he should be surfing.

Me: I definitely didn't expect their keeper to look like that. I remember him from last year--he was time-wasting excessively and never got booked for it. He's probably on surfing time. It all makes sense now. I'm still mad about that, though.

Brother: He's also someone who could actually be three boys in a trench coat, based upon his height and lack of any width. I'm sure we made this joke last year, but I don't even remember this dude.

Me: Nah, that joke only started with Bulka. I don't think we made any jokes about this guy, because we were losing or drawing and were fucking pissed that he wouldn't give up the ball. I remember Kanté was so mad, he tried to snatch the ball out of his hands.