#josuke headcannons

[jojo-at-his-computer]

I'm doing great nonny. And you got it.

Josuke and s/o lazy day headcannons

- Lazy day or not, Josuke would always style his pompadour hair. To suggest to take a day off from it feels like a sin to him.

- He will however tone down his outfit, wear a comfy tee shirt and sweats if he's at home relaxing. He would skip wearing most of the pins, however more often than not, he couldn't resist wearing the large heart and peace sign pins on his shirt.

- Cooking meals? Forget it! Time to order from your favorite take out place.

- The night before, he would be sure to rent his and your favorite movies from the video store to watch all day today (this was before Netflix don't forget lol).

- Or the two of you could play videogames all day if you prefer. But it'd also help to have a few VHS tapes on hand in case Josuke and/or you get tired of losing the game all the time.

- Be sure to expect lots of cuddles! Especially in the winter, this could mean the two of you getting warm beneath soft blankets on the couch, or cuddling under a kotatsu.

[jojo-at-his-computer]

Okay I hope this is what you had in mind @atom-isk.

Josuke domestic/fluff/prank war headcannons with s/o.

- Josuke doesn't like doing chores, but is fairly good at doing stuff like the dishes and stuff. He just thinks chores can be so boring sometimes.

- His room is fairly clean, save for being somewhat disorganized, the only real damage being that a few articles of clothing being thrown in places, and an unmade bed. He also tends to procrastinate when doing laundry, he'd be able to load, wash, and dry within a couple hours, but folding the laundry would probably take him 7+ business days.

- He can cook a few thing fairly well, but a few times dinner ended up being burnt and you both decided it'd be better to order out for dinner that night.

- He's a lot better at doing chores if you're there to help him. It doesn't feel as much as a snore for him than when he'd be doing house chores alone. Also if you're good at cooking, Josuke would love to assist you in any way and learn recipes.

- If you're a Stand User, sometimes he'd break a plate just for Crazy Diamond to immediately fix it again to tease you. You'd often do something funny with your Stand to tease him back.

- Anytime you're outside washing the car, or watering the flowers, or anything involving the hose, the two of you would goof around having a hose fight.

- One time you came home to find Josuke had left a loaded water pistol at the front door with a note that said "Loser has to cook/order dinner".

- One time the two of you were playing video games, and you unplugged his controller when his back was turned just to see how long it would take before he realized why Mario wasn't moving at all.