#juggalo anon

[forsaken-headcanons]

007n7 is horrible with names and has been naming everything c00l[insert thing here] since he was like 9

like

gui?? c00lgui

obtained a child?? c00lkidd

hell he probably has like a dog or some kind of pet called c00ldog or c00lpet or something

actually you know what, him and C00lkidd have geckos named c00lgecko and c00lgecko²

- juggalo anon

I'm sorry but "obtained a child" is killing me.

[phighting-headcanons]

they ALL have something "wrong" with them

autism Boombox........

scoliosis Mx. Bot........

OCD Slingshot.........

ASPD Subspace........

hypermoble Skateboard.......

cluster B Shuriken...........

POTS Medkit...........

half blind Ghosdeeri............

CFS and mute Dollmaker........

NPD Broker........

ADHD Coil.........

bitchless disease Lord Pwnatious.........

- juggalo anon

BITCHLESS DISEASE 💔💔💔💔

[sfawtde-headcanons]

ermmmm more enderman D3rlord3..........

i feel like it'd be more like D3rlord3 gets annoyed or irritable when someone looks him in the eye rather then feeling seething rage

like, pretty mad but just to an extent that it's annoying or uncomfortable instead of pissed off enough to hurt somebody

- juggalo anon

He gets mad enough to snap at the person for the slightest inconvenience, but not quite enough to go over there and hit them

I like this one!

[block-tales-headcanons]

Griefer does NOT shower, his tree fort thingy doesnt even have a shower. he would occasionally bathe in a river sometimes </3

he naturally smells better after becoming a plant thingy. cuz he just smells like a plant

- juggalo anon

Imagine if player just throws that guy in the water because they’re so sick of him not taking a shower

[dod-headcanons]

yaaaay civilian pronoun headcanons

Adrenaline: they/them

Banana Peel: he/they

Block: he/him

Bonus Pad: they/them

Care Pad: she/her

Caretaker: they/them

Cloak: she/her

Dash: he/him

Hotdog: he/him

Loveshot: she/him

Punch: she/her

Revolver: he/him

Taunt: he/him

- juggalo anon

Hi, i’m HotDog and my pronouns are he/him

[phightingships]

idk if ive already said this but Broker x Dollmaker is so incredibly peak

ugly bastard x the most gorgeous demon anyone has ever seen

Dollmaker made all the Broker plushies imo also

- juggalo anon

I’ve been at this for 50 minutes. congrats 🎉🎉🎉🎉 you’re my last one maybe

[forsaken-headcanons]

take my stupid fucking Forsaken creature headcanons

Chance: crow

Shedletsky: chicken

Dusekkar: elk

Builderman: beaver

Two Time: buggy creature idk, definitely has multiple arms

Taph: stupid peigon

Noob: some kind of feline

Guest 1337: german shepard

007n7: horned gecko

Elliot: highland cow

Ringmaster: golden tiger

118o8: sea bunny

Jane Doe: a doe/deer lol

1x1x1x1: cerberus/three-headed dog

John Doe: deer with chronic wasting disease

C00lkidd: horned gecko/lynx hybrid

Bluudud: longhorn cowfish/jaguar hybrid

Pr3ttypriincess: ram/serval hybrid

Noli: sheep

Jason: just a dude ngl

Guest 666: jackal

Azure: blue-ring octopus except purple

Mafioso: rabbit(continental giant)

Consigliere: rabbit(cottontail)

Contractee: rabbit(rex)

Caporegime: rabbit(striped)

Soldier: rabbit(basically a mutt)

- juggalo anon

Ooohhh my goodness they're all animals. All of them. They're so cute. Explodes I like that Two time is a bug. Very unique and epic. bug buggy bug

i also just HATE TWO TIMES AND HOW THEY MAGICALLY APPEAR BEHIND ME LIKE A FLY

[phighting-headcanons]

ok wait yall here is what I think Phighting characters' ethnicities/nationalities would b if they were humans (for the swords I wanted to make them all from medieval or older countries but I struggled a little sorry)

Sword: Norwegian

Skateboard: Native American

Biograft: made in China (/silly)

Katana: American/Japanese, blasian

Banhammer: Carribean but idk what country

Rocket: American but a very specific flavour of white boy who grew up in a predominantly bipoc neighborhood yk

Slingshot: Thai

Hyperlaser: Siberian Russian

Shuriken: obvious answer, Japanese

Scythe: Hispanic American

Medkit: old posh British man

Boombox: Mexican

Subspace: Prussian German/East German

Vinestaff: Japanese

Coil: African American

Darkheart: German/Holy Roman

Firebrand: Native American

Ghostwalker: Western Roman/British

Icedagger: some kind of Scandinavian

Illumina: Frank (AKA from the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem)

Venomshank: Russian

Windforce: Taino/Carribean

Broker: British, trained himself to have a transatlantic accent but now he can't stop

Zuka: mixed African American/Russian

Lord Pwnatious: Siberian Russian, maybe Mongolian

Mx. Bot: Siberian Russian

Spray Paint: African American (albino tho lol)

Paint Bucket: African American

Rainbeau: African American

Dollmaker: mixed Indian/Egyptian

Traffic: mixed Mexican/Kenyan

Father Overseer: British

Grappling Hook: Native American

Chuck: Native American

Caltrops: mixed Mexican/Native American

TNT: African American

Shotgun: American

- juggalo anon

made in china for biograft made me giggle so bad i'm crying

OLD POSH BRITISH 💔💔 ily medkit but your ass is OLDDD —MXBOT!!

i can imagine sling, shuri, and vine all teaching each other each other's languages to the point where they can codeswitch midsentence. they're multilingual menaces, your honor -roger