#just saying!

[ziggyzoomer]

“elmax wasnt real” but el restarted max’s heart with her love for her, same way that will got his powers while thinking of mike

[lesbianb1a1r]

they say kissing a femme lesbian with brown hair and hazel eyes improves your life btw

[sonicemp3]

what if hardison had to grift as a drag queen for a con (uhhhhh local long-standing club got bought by evil new management?? and the crew’s trying to oust them and reinstall the original owner), and more than eliot loves seeing hardison in the gorgeous evening gowns with the slits up the thigh and the mini skirts that barely cover his ass, more than he loves seeing hardison all dolled up in the silky-soft wigs and the colorful makeup that shimmers and pops against his dark skin, more than he loves smelling the fruity perfume that hardison’s started wearing and yeah yeah fine he likes the fake tits too, he fucking loves the fake nails because they feel so good combing through his hair and scratching his scalp. parker also loves to have hardison drag them up and down her back. for the whole length of the con as long as he’s got the manicure the three of them wind down every night by parking it on the couch with hardison in the middle and parker and eliot on either side, and hardison spends, like, a whole goddamn hour tickling parker’s back and eliot’s head. sometimes he says something like “i dunno, might get up for a snack” just to get a rise out of them, and when they moan “nooooOOOOOO” he says “is this all i am to you anymore??? just fake nails??????” and when they say yes he huffs and rolls his eyes but he’s also smiling. he loves seeing e&p all liquid and oozing into the couch, their brains practically drooling out of their ears (and—sometimes—real drool coming out of their mouths). they used to be soooo skittish years and years ago and now here he is with them wrapped allllll the way around his nicely manicured fingers. hey, yknow what?? he’s gonna start stocking up on press-ons. he can’t say he’s gonna keep up with the real nails once the job is over because they’re a bitch to type with, but he could glue some falsies on for a night and then just pick ’em off when he’s done. yeah, that’s an idea. because no way is this job gonna be the last time he does this for his loveys. no way no how. they are toooooo sweet like this. and they deserve the relaxation time too<3

[pinkgreenyuri]

‘our paths did cross’ is a hilarious way of saying you and the wicked witch scissored, glinda

[hudconhudcon]

btw there's absolutely no reason to say goodbye in the middle of the sidewalk as a public figure unless you're idk..trying to be seen for specific reasons 🤔

[altschmerzes]

before you make that post about how annoyed you are at all these dumb idiots calling their interpretation of these two characters something like oh idk siblings or family or whatever maybe ask yourself this:

is someone flattening this dynamic using a familial term or trying to invent a reason why no one can ship them OR are you just pitching a fit about someone else’s interpretation of this dynamic (that they’re expressing in their own space and on their own time, maybe sometimes saying they don’t like the ship or it makes them personally uncomfortable) (again on their own time and in their own space) because it makes you feel weird about your ship and you have zero distress tolerance because you’re so used to all of fandom catering directly to you and your romantic ships that any deviation from that - which isn’t even addressing people who DO ship them just expresses the op not feeling the same - feels like something is being taken away and you’re under attack.

[holls24]

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