#keensight

[officermaddie23]

Terrance: Leave that kid alone you animals

Keensight: Who are you talking to

Terrance: Nobody I’m talking to nobody

Keensight: What did you just say

Terrance: Get lost buddy

Hellfire: SHUT UP MISTER

Keensight: Yeah mister shut yer mouth

(Cue hellfire, Keensight, Terrance, Gregory, and the bartender dancing)

@mellowwolflady Definitely Terrance lol

[officermaddie23]

No more fairy rings

Mel: Can you guys help me I need to get the house cleaned Coraline's friend Wybie is coming over

Keensight: Not me I need to go exercise in the woods

Mel: NO MORE FAIRY RINGS

Keensight (scoffs): All the other faes get to make them why not me

Mel: Because I don't need Mrs. Lovat complaining about another fairy ring in front of her house (sees Bones snickering) And don't you start laughing Mr. I put a fairy ring in front of town hall in Ashland

Bones: Dang

Mel: Look I need you helping Charlie with pulling weeds

Bones: WHY NOT CORALINE

Mel: Just do what asked you

Bones: Fine

Mel: And be careful with the rose bush the last thing I need is for you to come back into the house with thorns

@mellowwolflady Yeesh Mel has to yell at Keensight and Bones about leaving Fairy Rings everywhere

[officermaddie23]

Coraline: You dare come into my office WEARING THAT

Keensight (wearing a fez): I don’t see the issue

Coraline (looks at Keensight): No not you *then points at Nate who is wearing a peacock feather hat* HIM

Nate: uh what’s the issue with my hat

Coraline (turns into her spider form): MY COUSIN IS AN AVIAN FAE

Nate (finally realizes that he fucked up): Oh shit

(Cue Coraline throwing Nate into the hallway of her fortress causing a lot of stuff to break)

Coraline: IF HE BROKE ANY OF THE PAINTINGS OR OTHER DECORATIONS HE’S PAYING FOR THEM

@mellowwolflady rule number one of the hollow no feather hats in the hollow

[officermaddie23]

Mel: WHAT THE HELL WHO TOOK MY CAR

(Meanwhile)

Keensight: Yeah that will be a Big Mac with cheese and fries

@mellowwolflady goddamnit Keensight took the car again

[officermaddie23]

What happens when someone is caught stealing in the hollow

Keensight: *snatching Coraline's lunch*

Coraline (clears her throat): What the fuck do you think your doing Keensight

@mellowwolflady It's all fun and games until Coraline catches you stealing her lunch

[officermaddie23]

@mellowwolflady a typical day in the pink palace with Keensight driving everyone crazy lmao

[officermaddie23]

Looks like one of the fae minions from me and @mellowwolflady’s fanfic in the garden of hope has ranked up

[officermaddie23]

Keensight being told not to eat something be like

Mel: Now Keensight don’t you eat this pie

Keensight: yes Mel

(Mel leaves the room)

Keensight: Alright pie I’m going to do this nom nom and if you get eaten it’s your own fault nom nom nom nom nom nom nom *hits his head on the stove light* OOOW OOOH *calms down* oh to hell with it *eats the pie*

@mellowwolflady goddamnit Keensight