#keep that

[winkingrain]

I’d be a horrible person to give magic powers to because whenever I see people in shows and books give up their power “for a higher cause” or something like that my immediate reaction is “no, don’t be stupid, keep it”

[pale-manmi]

Me before I go to bed:

Lord I come to you to say, if my future husband dick is bigger than 6.5 inches please put him back where you found him. Give him to those big booty shawties. I don't want him since you gave me no ass don't come back tryna make it up with 10 inch dick. I want no parts. Amen.

P.s. if it is your will I wouldn't mind lil lil extra ass. Just a lil more. Keep the big ole peens tho. Ion want it. Thanks G. Peace

[orbees]

if this doesn't post anon please don't publish it. anyway. 💛🧡🌻💛 i hope you feel better

💗💗💗 thank u anon this made me smile... i will eventually i just gotta get thru this bullshit. things like this always lighten my spirits tho, so thank u for taking the time to send it 💗💗💗💗

[thethirdcoast]

This cold shit not it.

[cirie-won-thirty-four]

This fucker is who ya’ll fucked over Hillary for???This fucker is who ya’ll opened the door to a trump presidency for??? This motherfucker is your progressive savior??

[directedbywongkarwai]

taylor swift future + ed sheeran??????? on one track????? together?????? in this political climate?????

[mintmilano]

I can't innocently log onto tumblr without y'all subjecting me to some slice of f*tish life I never wanted to see