PLEASE. PLEASE, GOD, PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE. I don't care if it's a reboot or a continuation, I just want more! I hope the anime makes a comeback in 2026! This anime is one of the very few that I miss the most. I am gonna have to do a re-watch soon, just cuz.
Viper: Skull has the weirdest knowledge and skill set I have ever seen. Like, watch this.
Viper: HEY SKULL?
Skull, across the room: YEA?
Viper: why does antifreeze taste shit?
[skull wanders over while speaking]
Skull: ethelyne-glycol is a chemical compound toxic to the human body, and it’s used in antifreeze. Since it tastes sweet, people kept killing their spouses by mixing it with jello, so they eventually added something else to make it gross.
Viper: ok, what’s the most interesting place you know of?
Skull: uhhh, well, glacial Lake Agassiz existed a long LONG time ago, and it was essentially created by a glacier damming a river, and every so often it would create these MASSIVE floods when the ice lifted.
Viper: ok, how many times did humans domesticate cats?
Skull: actually they domesticated themselves at least three times.
Viper: alright. Who is the current president of the United States?
Skull, cheerfully: no clue!
[viper looks directly into the camera, gestures at skull, then walks away]
I am neither a professional translator nor someone who has passed the N5 JPLT Test. What I am is a person who has access to machine translators, someone with enough Japanese immersion, and a person of sheer dying will.
JP Transcript Scans Provided by boxanimal
Today, Dino-san and his men were our guests, and we talked about "souvenirs"! Do you buy souvenirs when you travel somewhere?
I always have a hard time deciding on a keychain or something at the gift shop, but mom always says, "Why don't you get something you can eat?”
…But I always choose something that looks tasty.
No.37 Dino-san and friends
Haru :This Haru-Haru interview is with Dino, Romario, Reborn, Tsuna and his friends!
Tsuna: That’s a lengthy intro…
Dino: In short, we just came all the way from Italy so everyone gathered. Thank you everyone!
Yamamoto: Same here, I'm grateful that you always gave me a souvenir every time you visit Japan!
Tsuna: This time, it’s cheese, ham, and even sweets!
Ryohei: They're all extremely good!
Kyoko: Thank you!
Haru: My mom's happy too!
Dino: Hehehe, I’m glad to hear that.
Gokudera: But why didn't you bring wine?
Dino: Hey! You're still a minor, right?
Reborn: So, have you thought of a souvenir for Dino to buy next?
Tsuna: Gah! Reborn you’re being shameless!
Romario: Why not? The boss likes to give gifts.
Dino: Hey now Romario.
Gokudera: I don't mind if it's an Italian super luxury car.
Dino: Wha-! Don't be absurd!
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun, you don’t hold back with Dino-san.
Yamamoto: Hahahaha! Because he's like a big brother and easy to talk to, right?
Ryohei: Mm, indeed!
Tsuna: But he probably still thinks that all older people are enemies…
Reborn: Then, what kind of Italian souvenirs would you like, Yamamoto?
Yamamoto: Dino took me to Italy once, so I know that authentic pizza and pasta are super delicious! It's just like sushi. So, if I had to say something crazy, I'd say freshly made, authentic pizza and pasta!
Dino: Oh, that's true!
Reborn: How about you, Ryohei?
Ryohei: Well, I think Italy is all about sculptures.
Haru: Hahi! So artsy!
Kyoko: Wow, big brother!
Ryohei: That's why I would ask for a sculpture of my fighting pose!
Tsuna: Gahh! A customised sculpture!?
Dino: Ha ha ha! That's funny, I've never heard anyone think like that before!
Reborn: Well, what souvenir would you like, Tsuna?
Tsuna: I-I'm just hoping for... A T-shirt?
Haru: Hahi! Tsuna-san, that’s very plain.
Ryohei: It’s extremely ordinary!
Tsuna: Ah, but it feels very Italian! It has the famous Eiffel Tower filled with cool English letters on it.
Gokudera: Wha-?!
Dino: You know, Tsuna, the Eiffel Tower is in France.
Tsuna: H-huh?
Reborn: And if it's an Italian souvenir, it should be in Italian, not English.
Tsuna: Uhh…
Haru: I-it’s just a gag right?
Gokudera: Obviously! I was just about to laugh. Ahahahaha!
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun, no need to force a laugh.
Reborn: I’m not laughing, You don't know anything about Italy, I’ll make you study to your death.
Tsuna: Eek! Reborn is really upset!
Dino: This is bad, run for it Tsuna!
Tsuna: Y-Yes! Eeek!
*heavy running sfx*
Haru: Hahi! Tsuna-san has already left… Well, that's all for now, we'll see you next time!!