#kingly speech

[thekingofcrochet]

AI porn is not “more ethical” as it does still in fact “exploit humans” in an even worse & more demeaning & derogatory way.

Those models are trained on REAL HUMANS that can’t consent to ANYTHING.

Please trust me that there are people out there who will work with you to fulfill your fantasies.

[king-crochet]

If you don’t accept me at my silliest then you don’t get to see me do the real nasty freak shit you could only dream of 😔😌

[thekingofcrochet]

You’re allowed to be rude to people who don’t respect your boundaries

[thekingofcrochet]

Thighs have ruined pants once again

[thekingofcrochet]

Watching your partner masturbate even though you aren’t in the mood to have sex but they want you to feel included should be normal

[thekingofcrochet]

Every fucking tumblr design update is like a shot to the chest

put that fucking reblog button back where you found it and get rid of the fucking nazis and pedophiles

[thekingofcrochet]

Howdy! It’s me, the queer black trans guy who lives in your phone.

the bills be going crazy and p**n ain’t selling like it used to

so if anyone can spare a buck or 2 then that’d be dope.

I mostly need groceries and meds (and new bras but whatever)

you can send money here

or buy something from my squarespace shop or sub to my patreon which is a work in progress

and if you can’t spend the $ then reblogging helps just as well

Goal $150

Shop — OctoCrafty - Art & Design

*also it’s not e-begging if a service is offered in exchange for payment*

[thekingofcrochet]

It starts with me putting you on a leash so “I won’t lose you when we go to the store” and you’re just like “this makes so much sense I would hate to be lost 😔”

then at some point I’m just petting your head calling you my “good sweet empty headed boy who only thinks about pleasing me and making me happy” while my tcock is resting warm and safe in your lovely willing mouth.

And from on your knees, you’ll look up at me with stars in your eyes because you are my good sweet empty headed boy who only thinks about pleasing me and making me happy.

Because when I’m happy, you’re happy