#kiyo rambles

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DR Characters as intrusive thoughts in my notes app: Part 2

Part 1

[kiyosramblings]

Hello, everyone.

Korekiyo Shinguji here. I’m here to bring you all...

Shitty headcanons and imagines.

Why? Why not? I like writing, I love Danganronpa, so I’m putting my work out there as well as accepting requests. Sometimes I’ll make lil’ doodles to go along with my writing, so stay tuned for that as well.

Now, let’s get down to the general rules and guidelines, as well as other things.

Keep these in mind when you send in a request. If anything seems unclear, do not hesitate to shoot me an ask if you’d like clarification.

Things I will not write:

Depictions of incest, pedophilia, or abuse

Intense gore

Angst between the reader and character

Matchups

Content specific to the anime, as I haven’t watched it and don’t intend on doing so soon. I will update if I do.

Things I am enthusiastic about writing:

Smut and NSFW content

Fluff, specifically fluff surrounding physical affection

Content focused around Korekiyo Shinguji (surprise surprise)

Everything else is fair game.

I have a right to deny any request for whatever reason I see fit. My writing, my blog, my rules.

In NSFW content reader is written as AFAB unless otherwise specified as that is the anatomy I am most familiar with.

DO NOT HESITATE TO BE SPECIFIC WITH YOUR REQUESTS! THE MORE SPECIFIC THE BETTER! IT HELPS SPEED UP THE WRITING PROCESS!

Thanks for reading! I am excited to start posting and I eagerly await your requests.

[renslady]

Hiya~ New Self-Ship Promo Time!!

Hi! I’m Kayla! Also known as Kiyo, 18, She/Her, formally engaged to the love of my life, Ren Jinguji~ || Follows From: @renlovemail

For starters, I have always wanted to join the self ship community here, so I’m a bit late but alas, I am here! This is my little safe haven to self ship with my one and only f/o, Ren Jinguji! I don’t have any other f/o other than him, and I consider him more than that! (I am currently working on adding platonic f/o’s, that will come in the future!) As for sharing, I am not comfortable sharing, I respect you all highly, but please do not interact! Any other shippers from Utapri are free to interact! (Please do!!) 

As for the tags:

#blushberries which is the main tag for me and Ren/Our ship name!! 🧡 I may occasionally use #kayren, but we shall see!!

#passionpetals is for anything potentially ns//fw! It’s rare but, the tag is there if I want to use it, it will always be tagged!

#mellow x2 queue is anything in the queue!

#kiyo don’t look is for me to blacklist if needed, just let me know if you need to use it!

#kiyo rambles is for me talking or gushing about Ren, which will probably be quite a bit!

Last but definitely not least, thank you for reading! It means a lot! I also am dying for self ship friends in the community as I am new! I look forward to talking to you guys and making friends, I can be awkward, but my heart is in the right place, I promise! I’d love to gush together, so, feel free to dm me if you’d like to talk or if you need anyone to talk to! I hope you have a great day mwah! <33

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I know the Salmon Team events are not canon, but I’ve got to appreciate these crumbs.

So. If you choose ‘exercising after a meal’

Basically. “Fuck your diet culture, Shuichi”

Definitely the type of person to point out that the ‘conventionally attractive’ body type varies a lot across time and cultures, and that the most common modern ideal is based in Eurocentrism, coloniality, and racism.

Also as a student of anthropology myself, I immediately recognized that last one as a Buddhist practice, which makes sense, especially considering their name contains the kanji for ‘Buddhist temple’ (寺).

I had a professor for a food and culture course who would do that too, interestingly enough, though she also did it when she bought a whole chicken from a farm we were doing an ethnographic analysis on. Thanking the animals for giving their lives. It’s beautiful actually.

There was also a section of that course on ‘eating and embodiment’ or in other words ‘How food culture affects diet culture/body image’.

It just brings back so many memories.

And I miss you, Dr. M

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Kiyo having the pettiest beef with Kokichi is the funniest shit.

Kokichi doing everything in his power to be an absolute nuisance. Going into Kiyo’s lab and rearranging all of the case studies. Pulling the wicks out of all the candles, covering their field notes in glitter, playing live action fruit ninja with the katanas, turning on all of the AC units in the building and so on.

Kokichi seeing Kiyo approaching and shouting out dumb shit like

“look, It’s Slenderman!”

“Oh shit, it’s the grudge”

“Who dressed Tsumugi’s life sized Illumi Zoldyck figure in that ugly ass outfit?”

Kiyo making a litany of creative threats with their extensive cross-cultural knowledge of torture methods. Just generally being a condescending academic to embarrass him infront of the class

“are you here to disprove Darwinian theory? I wasn’t sure, seeing as your mere presence makes a convincing argument”

“I’m not entirely positive whether I could donate your preserved remains to the Mütter Museum’s collection of medical oddities, the Museum of Primatology, or the Museum of Bad Art. I’ve come to the conclusion that between the disciplines of psychology, philosophy, sociology, the arts, anthropology, and zoology wouldn’t find you worthy of the space you would occupy in collections.”

“Robert Frost once famously said “nothing gold can stay”

“Well, that’s re-“

“And he was right. My hope for humanity’s future sprouted legs like Baba Yaga and ran away the second you opened your mouth”

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You know? Now that I think about it the class trials have no actual rules. Why hasn’t anyone decided “fuck it, they’re onto me, might as well catch another body, drag someone else to hell with me” You could do the rest of the class a favor and get rid of that one annoying bitch. Like really, what else do they have to lose? And they get final words after the verdict? So like. Pounce a bitch!

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The Treachery of Images:

Ceci n’est pas une ‘straight couple’

(What I’m Referencing)

René Magritte, “The Treachery of Images.” 1929

This isn’t a pipe, it is the visual of a pipe. The words and image are not the thing itself. You see a straight couple, You hear “she” and “he”. But there is no straight couple.

Or: My art history/anthropology grad student analogy on how this ship is for all appearances straight, but is inexplicably queer as hell.

And the result of my classes being cancelled all week. And sleep deprivation. And it’s 3 AM. On the witching hour we quote Magritte.

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New Series:

DR characters as intrusive thoughts in my notes app: Part 1

(Exposing myself. Trust me, I’m all over the place)