#korjus

[silvergrovezelda]

JUST LET HIM COLLECT SEAWEED GOOSHHHHH

[songofnewlife]

Korjus to Fjord via letter

“Hello from the riptide pod, I hope this letter finds you well. My name is Korjus and I had a few questions about the boats you sink if you don’t mind me asking. Now I have heard of your amazing reputation as one of the best protectors of Mother’s Maw and of course seen the wreckage at the front of the cove. But I was wondering, are there boats (if there are any) that you spare or haven’t been able to wreck? Not just in the maw but within necluda sea. Also what are your opinions on the sea travelers? I happen to find it quite fun to swim along with the boats so long as they don’t harm our pod. It’s like a test to see if my stamina can keep up. Anyways, I hope you and your pod are doing well, sincerely Korjus 

PS, if you find any strange looking seaweed do you think you could point me in the right direction? 

Hey Korjus, Outside of sinking anything that enters the maw, I have no interest in messing with any boats we pass and never have. So long as they sail around the perimeter of the isles and don't try and cut through the maw like a bunch of morons, I don't care if there are boats near the isles of song or if we come across them in the Necluda Sea. I also have no issues with sea travelers or their vessels, so long as they don't give me a reason to take issue. I'll chat with them if they seem keen on it, but I usually give boats we pass a wide berth because of my size. You're gonna have to be more specific about what you consider strange seaweed. 'Cause there are a lot of kinds, and most look kinda weird to me. I'm not talking about my sub-pod over a letter. Sylphon's pod is doing well, though, if that's what you're asking. -The last Rowdy Ruby, Fjord.

[silvergrovezelda]

So there’s apparently MORE SEAWEED!!!!

[silvergrovezelda]

zzzzzz

Baby Korjus eepy

[silvergrovezelda]

can a zora pull off the look of a surfer dudes shorts and the high heels of a Victoria secret model?

Yes. Yes he can

[silvergrovezelda]

Knock knock!

There's a letter!

"To: Esrida

From: Łiku Tsēmi

Hello! My name is Łiku ([ɬiku])! I'm an environmental scientist who's in the area and I wanted to ask if there were any problems with your environment recently! I heard you're introverted (I can relate) so I decided to send this letter instead of talking to you face-to-face!

Thank you for your time!"

A seagull squawks loudly and soars overhead. Dropping a letter in the water next to her.

To Liku Tsemi 

From Esrida 

“Seems I’m pretty popular if people outside the pod know about me. I’m not an expert in the water stuff but I’ve noticed the currents near the  temples have been a little darker. Probably cuz of those bitchy Lizalfos that just won’t go away no matter how many times we kill them.  You can deal with them if you want but ask someone else about the water”

Shortly after this letter is given to liku, another one falls on top of her seconds later! 

“To Liku” 

“I saw my friend here writing what I can assume was a very poorly worded letter. I apologize in advance for what only the great mother knows is written on it. Luckily I got a glimpse of your own letter! Around the temple of temperance there have been a strange abundance of lizalfos that have been trying to take over. Luckily our podmates have been able to defeat them quite easily due to our much better weapons and size! Now onto the water, I believe that it is getting that murky color due to the strange miasma that the lizalfos release upon death. They usually die in the water so maybe that is the cause of our strange polluted area. I appreciate you asking about our well being new friend! But I advise you in the future to not write letters to our resident sea monster…she doesn’t know what diplomacy means. Take care!!” 

-Korjus :D  

(there is a badly drawn scribble of a Zora holding a boat oar drawn next to the signature)

[historicalsingers]

Miliza Korjus sings Rimsky-Korsakov's The Tsar's Bride in German (1936)