hi kunichuuranzai nation
(additionally,,
kunikida -> chuuya : planned their wedding in his head and didnt even realise it
chuuya -> kunikida : atrociously, HORRENDOUSLY, down bad
dazai -> ranpo : eye fucking
ranpo -> dazai : eye fucking back)

seen from Canada
seen from Germany
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Iraq
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from South Korea
seen from Italy
seen from Türkiye
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from Argentina

seen from Australia

seen from T1
hi kunichuuranzai nation
(additionally,,
kunikida -> chuuya : planned their wedding in his head and didnt even realise it
chuuya -> kunikida : atrociously, HORRENDOUSLY, down bad
dazai -> ranpo : eye fucking
ranpo -> dazai : eye fucking back)
i should be studying but i made this instead
i wouldn't even care if ranpo hit me with a car ngl
that man can do anything he wants i'd just be like whatever you want princess <3
here's how kunichuuranzai can win--
kunichuuranzai for day 6 of @bsd-rarepair-week-2024 (domestic fluff)
bonus under the cut :3
Rain + kunichuuranzai 😌
“Told you.” Was the first thing Kunikida said when both Dazai and Ranpo let out a synchronized groan upon seeing the rain still going strong.
He had insisted on how everyone should get their own umbrella to minimize the risk of someone getting wet, to the point of sounding repetitive to even himself. And yet, though not surprisingly, those two had counted on being helped out instead of heeding his advice. The funniest part? That would come soon enough, a bit after Dazai ended up being the one being actually scolded while Ranpo got away with it.
Because some things never change even after starting dating, and because Chûya was with them too and would never pass up a chance to get on Kunikida’s side. Or to call out Dazai. More so if he could do both if one sitting.
“You should’ve listened to Doppo, duh.”
“Why are you just looking at me? Ranpo didn’t bring one either.” Dazai pouted in an exaggerated manner, as he tended to do in moments like that.
“Why? ‘Cause I’m the most special one, c’mon.” Ranpo added, only half-joking; both at work and with their partners, he was always very much spoiled, and none of them could deny having contributed.
“You’re lucky you’re pretty. Both of you.” Chûya continued, making everyone snort and stopping to reach for not one but two foldable umbrellas from his backpack while Kunikida himself did the same. “If not we wouldn’t have brought extra for you pampered lil’ shits.” Well, Kunikida couldn’t have resisted doing it anyway, but he wasn’t going to add that.
Nor did he have time to do so, since in a matter of seconds Dazai and Ranpo were all over him and Chûya, showering them with praise and some kisses.
“See?” They said, so much in sync the whole thing might as well have been rehearsed. Of course not, those two didn’t need it. “We can always count on you!”
(Also on ao3.)
This is an updating list of my Fictober 2024 prompts and their respective fics. Please talk to me about any of them; I crave attention. And yes, I'm still working on them past Fictober because I can :)
"that was good work” + Ranpo & Yosano, flashbacks
You're Proud, But I'm Just in Pain
"it's been a long time” + Byakko/Fyodor, unrequited love
The Tiger Does Not Want a Priest
"I know you better” + Lawlight, arguments
Imposter In My Skin
"no, we're not doing that” + Kunikida & Aya, coping mechanisms
Let's Remind Ourselves
"it's a new day, let's go" + SherLiam, guilt
Scars That Burn From the Inside
"I'm not giving up" + HyunLuka, stuck in our heads (househusband Luka & Mechanic Hyun-A)
"follow me if you want to live” + Fyosushi, plans gone wrong
"are we happy" + fyolai, insanity tango
"don't listen to me, listen to them” + Kunichuuranzai, having a bad day
"is this normal" + Atsulucy, healthy interaction
"well, that worked out great" + Mori(-ish), Chuuya, Akutagawa, & Elise, pure of heart/dumb of ass
"did you hear that" + MiziSua, afraid of the dark
Your Warmth Drives Away the Cold Fears
"that's not the point" + Kaeluc, royalty au
A Shared Crown Only Fits On One Head At a Time
"did you stick to the plan?" + IvanTill, apocalypse au
You Forgot; I Got For (You)
"let's try this" + Remisa, dancing
"no, I'm not okay” + Atsushi & Mori, honesty
"strangest thing I ever heard" + fukumori, understood feelings
"you always have a plan” + Ranpoe, trapped
"this is getting ridiculous" + (not taken)
"I saw your eyes light up” + Mori & Dazai, hybrid au (Dazai - clouded leopard, Mori - leopard cat)
"we've done worse” + Soukoku, wrecking ball schemes
"why are we doing this again?” + Fukufuku, childhood mishief
"we can fix this, I know we can” + Ranzai/Daran, planipathy
"you didn't do anything wrong” Fukuzawa & Kunikida/Dazai, failure
"it consumes me” + Bramcraft, comfort dynamics
"you were the first” + Suegiku, confessions
"let me remind you" + Sukuna & Uraume, rare softness
"just say what you want” + Sigbram, doting
"how did this happen" + DiaLuci, age regression
"I won't let you down” + the Sheep & their King, expectations
"it's always been you” + Mizumushi, soulmates
Happy Birthday to @littencloud9!! And also KUNIKIDA<3 it's still the 29th here but timezones are weird and wild so. here we are
anyway, Lena I adore you and I'm so glad to know you and I hope you enjoy this gift. I had a lot of fun writing it!<3 read here
“You're a sap,” Dazai says later, steaming crab rice in front of them. “You're an asshole.” “You adore me.” Kunikida watches it take a bite, watches a small grin tug at its lips and the bandage around its neck shift to reveal a sliver of scar and thinks, I think you might be right. When Dazai looks up and meets his eyes, Kunikida looks away and says, “In your dreams.”
💚 5 times someone breaks into Kunikida's apartment plus 1 time he lets them all in
💚 kunichuuranzai
💚 teen&up
💚 7.5k
💚 pronoun soup
If you really think about it
kunichuuranzai is really just
chuuya stealing ranpo's clothes
ranpo stealing dazai's clothes
and dazai stealing kunikida's clothes