#kuromajinevil

[askaceattorney]

Dear Officer Kayuta Zakami,

Thank you for this information. I’ll contact my lawyer right away.

- Jeff Master

[askaceattorney]

Dear Monsieur Shields,

I just received this letter from one of the officers and it terrifies me. What should I do? Can you do something?

- Katherine Hall

[askaceattorney]

Dear Officer,

Don’t speak to me about any release until it actually happens.

I’m busy in the kitchen at the moment and... reconnecting with family.

- Dane Gustavia

[askaceattorney]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

- Apollo Justice

[askaceattorney]

Dear Kuromajinevil,

With the letters the mods give me, I’ve been told not to ask any unnecessary questions. I’ve just learned to run with it.

(Including how the mods are able to write down my thoughts exactly as I am thinking them.)

- Phoenix Wright

[asklaytonandwright]

Dear Khura’inese Judge,

There’s no hard feelings between us, right?

(Why does this make me so worried?)

-Apollo Justice

[asklaytonandwright]

Dear Rotobaga,

Not particularly. I’ll leave that to the dandelion seeds.

-Charley

[asklaytonandwright]

(Video in Letter)

Dear Kafee Beano,

Hah. That’s not me. If it was, I wouldn’t have let such a farce continue. Interesting name, by the way.

-Godot