Literally no one ships this except me and my friend and it's literally one of the best ships, come on people see my vision. Kuko X Jyushi is obvious, Jiro X Jyushi is super cute and uhhh lyrics to get busy are too gay for Jiro X Kuko to not be a thing.
Okay but for real I love these guys so much. In Date Everything, the Hanks are your anthropomorphized hangers, and they are absolute adrenaline junkies *and* himbos. They're always excited to see the player, their "House Homie", and go and do any number of extreme sports from riding sick waves in Jean Loo (the toilet), or hankgliding through Hector (the HVAC)'s vents, or skydiving into the living room. Also, not only are they a polycule, but they're a hivemind, which I think makes them a pretty interesting bunch. They do all have unique personalities (1 is the leader, 2 is anxious, 3 is flirty, 4 is very excitable, and 5 is quiet and level-headed) and dreams for later in life (*[SPOILER] FOR LOVE ENDING WITH THE HANKS* Hank 5 specifically kicks off their unique dreams by sharing that he wants to be a dad some day, and the other Hanks rally him to follow his dreams and that they'll be the best uncles ever), but I love all five of them and I just wanna lay in a pile with them all.