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[simplykailea]

Not Allowed

୨ৎ : Pairing : Max Verstappen's little sister x Kimi Antonelli ୨ৎ : Sypnosis : Kimi and Y/N have been dating in secret for several months now but what happens when the paddock slowly becomes suspicious of the pair and what's Max's reaction?

୨ৎ : Pov : Third person

୨ৎ masterlist- coming soon

a/n : I am not italian, I used google translate so the italian may be wrong. There are probably some mistakes in here. This was so fun for me to write, I hope you all enjoy it x

P.S I am taking requests for fanfictions, either put your request in the comments or go to my blog and request x

The paddock had a rhythm to it.

It always had.

Engines roaring in the distance, mechanics moving like clockwork, journalists hovering for quotes, and somewhere in the middle of it all—Y/N Verstappen, the unofficial heart of it.

Nobody really knew when it started.

Maybe it was when she was little, trailing behind Max with oversized headphones and wide eyes. Or maybe it was when she grew into someone who could walk into any garage, any hospitality unit, and instantly lift the mood without even trying.

She wasn’t just Max’s little sister.

She was everyone’s little sister.

The paddock princess.

—

“Y/N! My favourite little sister!” Daniel called, arms open dramatically as she walked past the Red Bull garage.

She didn’t even hesitate—just laughed and ran into his hug. “You say that every weekend,” she teased.

“And every weekend I mean it more.”

A few meters away, Max watched, arms crossed, expression neutral.

Protective.

Always protective.

“She’s fine,” someone muttered beside him.

Max didn’t even look. “I know she’s fine. That doesn’t mean I trust you lot.”

What Max didn’t know—what no one knew, at least at first—was that Y/N wasn’t as unattached as she seemed.

Not even close.

Because across the paddock, pretending to be very interested in his phone, stood Kimi.

And if you were paying attention—really paying attention—you’d notice how his eyes flicked up every few seconds.

Always landing on her. Always softening.

Keeping it a secret had been easy at first.

Too easy.

Because no one expected it.

Y/N was off-limits.

Untouchable in a way—not because she wasn’t approachable, but because of Max.

Max didn’t like the idea of her dating.

At all.

Especially not someone in the paddock. Especially not a driver.

“Distraction,” he’d called it once. “Dangerous.”

Y/N had just rolled her eyes. “Relax, Max. I’m not planning on falling in love in the paddock.”

Kimi, sitting two seats away, had nearly choked on his drink.

But secrets never stay secrets for long.

Especially not in a place like this.

The first hints were small.

So small they almost went unnoticed.

A shared look a second too long. A hand brushing briefly as they passed each other. Kimi showing up in places he didn’t need to be—Red Bull hospitality, media zones, even the café where Y/N liked to sit between sessions.

“Funny how he’s always here when you are,” Oscar muttered one afternoon.

Y/N didn’t even flinch. “Maybe he just likes good coffee.”

“Or maybe he likes you.”

She smiled sweetly. “Don’t be ridiculous.”

Across the table, Lando raised an eyebrow but said nothing.

—

The WAGS noticed.

They always did.

It was during a quiet moment in the hospitality suite when Lily leaned closer to Carmen and whispered,“Tell me I’m not imagining this.”

“You’re not,” Carmen replied instantly.

Both of them glanced toward the corner, where Y/N was laughing, head tilted toward Kimi, who was listening like she was the only person in the room.

Alex followed their gaze.“Oh,” she said softly.

“Yeah,” Lily nodded.

“Since when?” Alex asked.

“Long enough,” Carmen said, smiling slightly.

“And we’re not telling anyone?” she asked.

“Absolutely not.”

“Why?”

Carmen’s grin widened. “Because watching the drivers figure it out is going to be way more entertaining.”

And she was right.

The clues started stacking.

Kimi’s phone lock screen—caught briefly on camera—was a blurry photo of someone laughing.

Fans speculated.

The paddock ignored it.

But the WAGS?

They knew.

Y/N’s Instagram became another layer of chaos.

Nothing obvious.

Never obvious.

Just… hints.

—

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Coffee☕️👍

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LilyMuniHe Ditch him and go out with me instead!! liked by author ↳User2 Him!? Who's him!?!? Y/N EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!

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—

“Is that…?” Charles started one day, squinting at his phone.

“No idea,” Carlos shrugged, though his smile said otherwise.

Meanwhile, Max remained blissfully unaware. Mostly because—

“Y/N, you’re staying in my sight this weekend,” he said firmly.

She groaned. “Max, I’m not five.”

“No, but you’re still my responsibility.”

“I’m literally an adult.”

“And I’m still your brother.”

Kimi, standing a few feet away, looked like he wanted to disappear into the floor.

The first driver to really suspect something was George.

It happened during a random Thursday media day.

Y/N walked past, waving at a group of drivers.“Hey, guys!”

Kimi didn’t just wave back.

He lit up.

It was subtle—but not invisible.George frowned slightly.“…Okay.”

“What?” Lando asked.

George shook his head. “Nothing.”

But it wasn’t nothing.

—

Then came the almost-slip.

It was late. Most of the paddock had cleared out. Only a few people lingered.

Kimi and Y/N sat side by side on a bench, talking quietly.

Too close.

Too comfortable.

“Can I—” Kimi started, reaching for her hand—

“Oi!”

They jumped apart instantly.

Daniel stood there, grinning. “Well, well."

Y/N crossed her arms. “What do you want?”

“Just checking why you two look like you’ve been caught committing a crime.”

“We haven’t,” she said quickly.

Daniel’s eyes flicked between them.

Then he smiled.

“Ohhh.”

“Don’t,” Y/N warned.

“I’m not saying anything,” he held his hands up. “Yet.”

The domino effect had begun.

One by one, the drivers started noticing.

Not at the same time.

Not in the same way.

But eventually…they all saw it.

The way Kimi always knew where Y/N was. The way she always found him in a crowd. The way their conversations felt… different.

More private. More them.

“Okay, I need confirmation,” Lando said one evening.

“About what?” Oscar asked, already knowing.

“Are they—?”

“Yes,” Oscar said simply.

“You knew?!”

“I had a suspicion.”

“And you didn’t tell me?!”

Oscar shrugged. “It was obvious.”

“It was not obvious!”

“It was.”

—

By the time Charles figured it out, it wasn’t even a question.

He just watched them for a few minutes. Then nodded. “…Right.”

Carlos leaned over. “You too?”

“Yes.”

“Everyone knows now, right?”

“Everyone except—”

They both looked toward Max.

“…him.”

Max was the final boss.

The one obstacle no one wanted to face.

The reveal wasn’t dramatic. Not really.

It was quiet. Accidental. Inevitable.

Max had gone looking for Y/N.

She wasn’t in hospitality.

Not in the garage.

Not with the WAGS.

So he checked the quieter areas of the paddock.

And that’s when he saw them.

Not doing anything outrageous.

Not even close.

Just sitting together. Close enough that it meant something. Talking in low voices. Smiling in a way that felt… different.

Max stopped walking.

Watched.

Listened.

And then—Y/N reached over and gently fixed something on Kimi’s collar.

A small, absent gesture. But intimate.

Familiar.

Real.

Max exhaled slowly. “…Right.”

They didn’t notice him at first.Which somehow made it worse.

Because it meant they weren’t hiding in that moment. They were just… being.

Together.

When Y/N finally looked up and saw him—Everything froze.“…Max."

Kimi went pale.

Max walked over slowly. Calm.

Too calm. “How long?”

Y/N swallowed. “Max—”

“How. Long.”

“…A few months..”

Silence.

Then—“…You’re kidding.”

“No.”

Max ran a hand through his hair. Looked at Kimi. Then back at her. Then—He sighed.

Not angry.

Not explosive.

Just… resigned.

“You hid this from me?”

Y/N stepped closer. “Because you would’ve reacted like this."

“I’m not reacting!”

“You’re doing the Max thing.”

“What ‘Max thing’?!” he snapped.

She crossed her arms. “The overprotective, slightly terrifying older brother thing.”

“…I am not terrifying.”

Kimi made a small noise.

Max turned to him.“…Don’t.”

The tension hung for a moment.

Then—Max shook his head. “Unbelievable.”

He started to walk away—

Then stopped. Turned back.

Pointed at Kimi.

“You. Come with me."

Kimi froze.

Y/N stepped forward. “Max—”

“It’s fine,” Kimi said quietly.

(It was not fine.)

The “big brother talk” was… intense.

Not loud. Not aggressive.

Just very, very direct.

“If you hurt her—”

“I won’t.”

“You say that now.”

“I mean it.”

Max studied him.

Long.

Carefully.

“You’re serious.”

“Yes.”

Another pause.

Then Max nodded slightly. “…Okay."

Kimi blinked. “Okay?”

“You mess this up, I will make your life hell.”

“…Fair.”

Max sighed. “…Take care of her.”

“I will.”

—

When they walked back, Y/N was pacing. “You’re alive,” she said immediately.

“Barely,” Kimi joked.

Max rolled his eyes. “Relax. I didn’t kill him.”

She looked between them. “…Are we good?”

Max shrugged. “I don’t love it.”

“Max—”

“But…” he sighed. “I trust you.”

She smiled softly and hugged him.

“That’s all I needed.”

The paddock found out about Max finding out within minutes.

“How is he not dead?” Lando whispered.

“I’m right here,” Kimi said.

“Still shocking.”

A week later—

They both decided it was time to soft launch.

Kimi posted first and Y/N followed soon after. The internet went feral.

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La mia bella ragazza. Io ti amerò per sempre, amore mio. (My pretty girl. I will always love you, my love.)

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Y/N_Verstappen My pretty boy❤️💋 liked by author

User4 The cutest couple on the grid fr

MaxVerstappen You better treat her right or im slamming my car into you. ↳KimiAntonelli Yes Sir!

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LilyMuniHe She was our's first,dont forget that. ↳AlexandraSaintMleux mhm ↳CarmenMundt mhm ↳KellyPiquet mhm ↳Y/N_Verstappen always💗

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Im so lucky!!🤭🤩

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User2 Not kimi always being the first to like her posts-

User6 I LITERALLY CALLED IT

KimiAntonelli No,im lucky for having such a beautiful girlfriend. ↳Y/N_Verstappen giggling and kicking my feet rn🤭😚 ↳LandoNorris Get a room you two!🤢 ↳KimiAntonelli and Y/N_Verstappen 🖕

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CarmenMundt Can i call you Y/N Antonelli now? ↳KimiAntonelli YES ↳MaxVerstappen NO ↳Y/N_Verstappen ABSOLUTELY

But the paddock?

They just laughed.

“Only took them forever,” George said.

“Only took you forever,” Carmen corrected.

And just like that—

The secret wasn’t a secret anymore.

They didn’t change.

Not really.

Still soft. Still subtle.

Still them.

Just… no more hiding.

Max still watched.

Still protective.

Still Max.

But one evening, as he stood beside them, he nudged Kimi slightly. “You’re doing alright.”

Kimi smiled. “High praise.”

“Don’t get used to it.”

Y/N laughed at something an engineer said, her hand slipping seamlessly into Kimi’s.

And this time—No one had to pretend not to see.

[silkdrs]

➤  IM SORRY, COME HOME ༄.°

summary: after a bad argument with the drivers, you leave the house to get some air. except, you lose track of time, your phone's dead, and your boyfriend? spiralling. drivers: lw44, cl16, op81, ln4, gr63, ak12, mv1, yt22, aa23, cs55, eo31, ob87, ls18, fa14, ll30, ih6, nh27, gb5, pg10, fc43 warnings: a bit angsty, mentions of an argument, mentions of walking out/leaving. notes: i actually giggled typing these out, i hope you like it as much as i did! i put translations for things at the bottom incase anyone is interested! no part 2 (sorry)

f1 masterlist !

FERRARI

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MERCEDES

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REDBULL

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MCLAREN

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WILLIAMS

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RACING BULLS

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ASTON MARTIN

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KICK SAUBER

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HAAS

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ALPINE

translations: stp/s'il te plait = please schatje = treasure/little treasure tu es ma vie = you are my life j'peux pas respirer sans toi = i cant breathe without you

[lap90]

Ok sk in reference to the tik tok where pplnare calling their partners by their full names. Reader walks into each of the guys garages. Says their full name infront of the whole garage. I need to know not only how the drivers themselves would react. But also. What would their team do? I can see the papayas walking out and calling one of the reserve drivers to be ready just incase. Who just thinks its funny. Who drops to their knees and starts begging for forgiveness for whatever perceived wrong they have committed

Calling your F1 boyfriend by his full name in front of the whole garage

pairing: all drivers on the grid x girlfriend!reader summary: you walk into the garage, drop his entire government name loud enough for the engineers to hear, and watch how fast the panic spreads across the paddock.

Red Bull

Max Verstappen

The entire garage goes dead silent. You swear you can hear a wrench hit the floor. Max freezes mid-sentence, mid-breath, mid-life.

“Max Emilian Verstappen.” His eyes dart around like someone’s about to die.

“Boys… what did I do?” he mutters under his breath, looking at his engineer for backup.

Half the crew actually takes a step back, like they’re witnessing a public execution. Max immediately takes off his headset and jogs over to you, whispering:

“Whatever it was, I can fix it, schat. Just— don’t use my middle name again, please.”

Yuki Tsunoda

You don’t even finish his name before he screams.

“NO NO NO, WHAT DID I DO?!”

The whole garage bursts out laughing because he’s panicking immediately. He’s waving his hands around like he’s surrendering.

The engineers are crying of laughter as he rushes toward you, half-apologizing, half-hugging you:

“Babe please, don’t kill me in front of the guys!”

Ferrari

Charles Leclerc

You don’t even have to raise your voice — the second you say, “Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc,” he just stops moving.

All the Ferrari mechanics go “oooooohhh” like school kids watching a fight.

Charles looks like he’s re-evaluating every decision he’s made in his life.

He walks over, all charm and panic. “Amour… surely there’s an explanation?”

The engineers are recording. He’s so red you can match his face to the car.

Lewis Hamilton

Lewis just blinks when you say, “Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton.”

Then he laughs. Like, full-on, throws his head back, hand on his chest.

“Full name? Oh, I’m in trouble, aren’t I?”

His race engineer’s already like: “Yeah, I’ll start prepping the spare car just in case.”

He walks over to you with that calm, smooth voice: “At least let me look good while you yell at me, love.”

McLaren

Lando Norris

You don’t even finish “Lando Norris” before everyone in the garage gasps.

The papayas have seen enough TikToks to know that’s a death sentence.

Lando immediately yells, “WHAT DID I DO?!” while looking to his mechanics for backup.

Someone hands him a Red Bull can like it’s his last meal.

He tries to make you laugh — “Can I buy my way out with Nando’s?”

Spoiler: no.

Oscar Piastri

He’s confused at first. “Oscar Jack Piastri?”

Then his face drops. “...Oh. Oh no.”

His engineer starts slowly backing away like, “I don’t want to be part of this.”

Oscar does the world’s fastest mental replay of the last 24 hours, then just sighs and hands you his phone:

“Whatever I did, I probably deserve it.”

Racing Bulls

Isack Hadjar

You yell his full name and he just stands there, blinking.

“Why are you saying it like that? …oh wait— am I in trouble?”

The older mechanics are already whispering bets about whether he’ll survive.

He tries to defuse it with a grin, leaning against the car: “You’re still calling me by my full name… that’s hot actually.”

That earns him a look from you.

“Ok, not hot. Definitely terrifying. Sorry.”

Liam Lawson

“Liam Lawson!” you shout, and the poor boy jumps.

He was mid-conversation with his engineer and nearly drops his water bottle.

The entire garage turns toward you, like: RIP Liam.

He immediately goes into damage control.

“Babe, listen— I didn’t flirt with the grid girl, I was just being polite!”

No one even asked.

Mercedes

George Russell

The engineers know instantly something’s up when you march in and go: “George William Russell.”

He goes pale. Dead pale.

Everyone steps away like they’re watching a volcano about to erupt.

He stands there, stiff posture, trying to smile: “Darling… can we discuss this somewhere private?”

You just cross your arms.

The team is taking notes for future entertainment.

Kimi Antonelli

You call his name and the poor boy looks terrified.

He’s like, “You— you know my middle name?”

The mechanics lose it.

He walks over, pink in the face, stammering: “I didn’t mean to, I swear. Whatever it was.”

You haven’t even said what it’s about yet.

Aston Martin

Lance Stroll

You step into the garage and go: “Lance Strulovitch.”

The room explodes.

Half the Aston team suddenly disappears into the back pretending to look busy.

Lance just groans and hides his face in his hands.

“Babe, you did not just use my government name in front of my dad’s mechanics.”

You smirk. “Maybe I did.”

He follows you out, whispering: “I’m never gonna hear the end of this.”

Fernando Alonso

“Fernando Alonso Díaz.”

Instant silence. He smirks.

“Oh, we’re doing full names now?”

The garage doesn’t know whether to laugh or run.

He walks over slowly, that dangerous little glint in his eyes.

“Careful, cariño. You might start something you can’t finish.”

Williams

Alex Albon

You call his name —full name, Alexander Albon Ansusinha— and the garage stops dead.

Half the crew doesn’t even know his middle name.

He stares at you wide-eyed, then laughs nervously.

“Oh no. You said the full one.”

You raise an eyebrow.

He instantly offers, “Do you want boba? I’ll get you boba.”

Carlos Sainz

“Carlos Sainz Vázquez de Castro!”

The man looks like he’s seen death.

The entire Williams crew steps back like: not my business.

“Mi amor, please, don’t do this here,” he whispers, voice desperate.

He follows you out immediately, muttering in Spanish about how he’s “a dead man walking.”

Haas

Ollie Bearman

You walk in, say his full name, and the entire garage goes: “Awwww.”

He turns bright red.

“I— I didn’t even know you knew my middle name!”

He’s too cute to be scared, honestly.

He runs up and hugs you right there while the mechanics whistle.

“Please don’t be mad,” he mumbles into your shoulder.

Esteban Ocon

“Esteban José Jean-Pierre Ocon-Khelfane.”

The whole team just freezes.

He blinks slowly.

“…That’s… a lot of names. Which one means I’m in trouble?”

When you don’t answer, he sighs dramatically:

“I’ll go grab flowers. Clearly I need them.”

Alpine

Pierre Gasly

You don’t even finish “Pierre Jean-Jacques Gasly” before he dramatically clutches his heart.

“Mon dieu, not the full name!”

The mechanics start cheering, fully entertained.

Pierre drops to his knees theatrically. “Whatever I did, I’m sorry, bébé!”

Someone’s filming. You know it’s going viral.

Franco Colapinto

You call his name, and he just goes:

“…Wait, you know my middle name?”

He’s shocked more than scared.

You raise an eyebrow, and he realizes— oh, this isn’t cute.

“Oh. Right. I’m in trouble.”

Immediately offers, “Mate, cancel the debrief, I need to fix my relationship.”

Kick Sauber

Nico Hülkenberg

You say his full name and he just sighs.

“Yep. I knew this day was coming.”

The team’s laughing already.

He puts his helmet down, muttering: “Can’t even retire in peace.”

Then turns to you, all calm: “Do I get to know what I did, or do I just start apologizing?”

Gabriel Bortoleto

You drop his full name and his jaw hits the floor.

The mechanics start whispering.

“Babe, please, not in front of everyone!”

He looks so panicked it’s funny — literally tries to hide behind the car.

You just smile sweetly. “Then don’t make me say it again.”

He nods immediately. “Noted. Never again.”

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[jungwnies]

f1 grid | serving yourself less (tiktok trend)

୨ৎ : featuring : all drivers on the grid ୨ৎ : synopsis (requested by anon) : serving your formula one boyfriend more than you serve yourself

୨ৎ : genre : comedy - tiktok trend ୨ৎ : word count : 1547

୨ৎ masterlist ୨ৎ 10k event | masterlist ୨ৎ

ᡣ𐭩 a/n : i got a final exam tmrw and i already know im beyond cooked

ʚ・red bull

max verstappen

immediately looks at your plate, then at his, then back at yours.

“that’s it?”

scoops food onto your plate without asking. “you didn’t see me doing that.”

mutters under his breath the whole time: “ridiculous. you think i’m gonna eat all this while you nibble on two leaves?”

makes you sit down while he fixes you a proper plate.

“you’ll thank me later when you’re not starving in two hours.”

yuki tsunoda

jaw drops. full betrayal.

“why is your plate sad? do you hate food?”

takes food off his plate and puts it on yours like he’s rescuing it.

“you need to eat or u will be grumpy. and you know what happens when you're grumpy.”

glares at your plate for the rest of the meal to make sure you don’t sneak food back.

will literally feed you if he has to.

ʚ・mercedes

george russell

stares at your plate like you’ve just insulted everything he stands for.

“darling... that’s not a meal. that’s a sad sample.”

immediately puts his fork down. “what’s going on? why are you eating like a bird?”

gives you a speech about nutrients. you don’t even make it five minutes in before he’s switching your plate with his.

“eat. i’ll make us smoothies after. with oats. and peanut butter.”

glares at anyone else at the table who doesn’t say anything.

kimi antonelli

freezes mid-bite and just blinks at your plate.

“...wait, is that all you’re eating?”

awkwardly tries not to panic but can’t stop glancing at your food.

“you want some of mine?” pushes his whole plate toward you like a puppy offering a toy.

you say you’re not hungry and he goes quiet.

five minutes later: “okay but… what if i just gave you half of everything i have?”

ʚ・ferrari

charles leclerc

eyebrows instantly scrunch together.

“bébé… where’s the rest?”

literally keeps waiting for you to go back for more.

when you don’t, he starts panicking gently: “is this about something? are you okay? are you mad at me?”

puts things from his plate on yours like it’s no big deal.

whispers “please eat, i hate when you don’t” like you just told him you’re leaving forever.

kisses your temple and goes “merci” when you take a bite.

lewis hamilton

side-eyes your plate with a little smirk.

“you planning to go back for seconds… or is that a cry for help?”

smooth as hell while sliding his fork over to your plate, spearing some of his food, and holding it to your mouth.

“open up, baby. i know you're hungry.”

if you say you’re not, he tilts his head and gives you the look.

“don’t make me get up and fix you a real plate. because i will.”

makes you finish at least half of his meal too, while rubbing your back the whole time.

ʚ・mclaren

lando norris

stares at your plate. then stares at you.

“what’s that?”

full dramatic gasp. clutches chest. “you’re joking. that’s the appetizer, right? where’s the rest?”

scoots your plate next to his and starts transferring food over like it’s a formula one pit stop.

“you’re not doing this ‘cute portions’ thing again. eat properly or i’ll call your mum.”

makes airplane noises while feeding you a bite just to be annoying.

you try to glare but you’re laughing too hard to stop him.

oscar piastri

doesn’t say anything at first, just silently eyes your plate… then yours again.

“that’s... all?”

furrows his brows slightly. “is something wrong? are you okay?”

super calm but will not let this slide. adds food to your plate like he’s just “helping,” not completely panicking inside.

casually: “you can finish mine too if you want.”

when you finally take a real bite, he visibly relaxes and says, “thank you” like you just took your meds.

ʚ・aston martin

fernando alonso

pretends not to notice at first.

then eyes your plate like it's personally disrespecting him.

“you’re kidding. right? that’s not dinner. that’s—snack behavior.”

takes your plate, loads it up himself, and hands it back without a word.

“eat,” he says, deadpan.

if you protest, he hits you with the eyebrow raise and mutters something in Spanish under his breath like “mi vida está loca.”

cuts your food into pieces and says “better” while sipping his wine like the crisis has been handled.

lance stroll

instantly frowns when he sees your plate.

“hey… where’s the rest?”

full concerned rich boy mode: “did the chef mess something up? do you want me to order something else?”

scoots closer and starts offering bites of his meal.

“you want a bite? actually—here, have all of it.”

if you take even a few bites, he goes, “that’s my girl” and kisses your forehead like you just saved his life.

100% sneaks extra dessert onto your plate later. plays innocent when you call him out.

ʚ・williams

alex albon

dramatic gasp. like cartoon-level gasp.

“okay, what is that? no really, explain. is that a bite? a sample? a decoration?”

“i’m calling your mom. i’m calling your best friend. we’re staging an intervention.”

takes your plate and starts adding food while lecturing you.

“you’re hot and smart but your portion control is a war crime.”

kisses your temple like he didn’t just drag you and says, “eat up, pretty girl.”

continues feeding you from his plate like a clingy golden retriever boyfriend.

carlos sainz

freezes when he sees your plate. stares at it. stares at you.

“is that all you’re eating?”

you shrug. he sighs and sets down his fork. full concerned boyfriend mode.

“mi amor, that’s not enough. seriously.”

pushes his plate toward you and waits until you take a bite. then goes soft.

“tienes que comer bien, cariño.” (you have to eat well, darling.)

“te necesito fuerte y feliz, no con hambre.” (i need you strong and happy, not hungry.)

spoons extra food onto your plate every time you’re not looking. smiles like he’s done nothing.

ʚ・haas

ollie bearman

gasps like you just insulted his entire bloodline.

“wait wait wait. THAT’S your plate? you’re kidding.”

points at it dramatically. “someone get the girl a real meal!”

piles food on your plate himself while mumbling, “she thinks that’s gonna get her through the day? she’s insane. adorable. but insane.”

offers to feed you personally if it means you’ll eat more.

“open up. no, seriously. i’m not letting you leave this table hungry.”

won’t let it go for a week. “remember when you tried to survive on three leaves and half a tomato?”

esteban ocon

doesn’t say anything right away. just side-eyes your plate with increasing concern.

“is that enough? are you sure? you’re sure?”

when you insist it’s fine, he just sighs and very gently starts moving food from his plate to yours like it’s a covert operation.

“just in case you get hungry later,” he says softly.

watches you eat like a hawk. when you finish, he smiles like it’s a personal win.

mutters to himself in French the entire time — something suspiciously close to, “elle va me rendre fou.” (she’s going to drive me crazy.)

ʚ・racing bulls

liam lawson

does a double take. then slowly turns to you.

“so you hate food now? or is this performance art?”

chuckles but immediately adds more food to your plate. “this feels illegal.”

makes jokes the entire meal, “you need a magnifying glass to see that portion.”

but side-eyes you so hard every time you put your fork down.

halfway through, scoots his plate between you both. “just share mine. easier.”

whispers “you’re actually feral for that” in your ear, but kisses your cheek while handing you a bite.

isack hadjar

absolutely scandalized.

“quoi?! that’s not dinner. that’s—what is that!”

full-on offended. places a hand on his heart like you’ve betrayed his entire French culinary heritage.

literally gets up and remakes your plate. “you eat what i give you. this is criminal.”

gives you a “look” every time you try to protest. you know the one.

softens immediately when you take a real bite. “bon. merci, mon cœur.”

kisses your head like a reward and mutters, “don’t scare me like that again.”

ʚ・alpine

pierre gasly

immediately dramatic. like, eyebrows raised, jaw dropped, wine glass in hand.

“you trying to break my heart? because that’s what this is.”

pokes at your plate with his fork. “this is… decorative. c’est rien.”

slides his plate next to yours and starts serving you from it.

“eat, mon ange. i need you strong enough to carry this relationship.”

flirts relentlessly until you give in.

“you’ll eat for me, right? be my good girl?”

smirks like he just won the Monaco GP when you take a real bite.

jack doohan

doesn’t say much. just blinks at your plate.

“is that enough?”

you say yes. he nods.

five minutes later he’s quietly refilling your plate like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

“i just thought you might want more.”

casually puts a piece of his food on your fork and waits.

won’t push you, but his quiet worry is palpable.

kisses your temple when you finish and mumbles, “thank you,” like you saved his appetite.

ʚ・kick sauber

nico hulkenberg

raises an eyebrow. says nothing for a full thirty seconds.

“...that’s it?”

sips his drink, pretending not to care. he cares so deeply it’s physically hurting him.

eventually breaks. sighs and says, “give me your plate.”

doesn’t ask — just starts adding food to it.

“you’ll thank me when you’re not lightheaded later.”

kisses your forehead once and mutters something like, “don’t do that again, yeah?”

gabriel bortoleto

visibly stressed.

“babe? love? angel? why is your plate empty?”

starts rapid-fire listing all the food options: “do you want rice? bread? i can go get something else—”

won’t start eating until you’ve got a full plate.

watches you take every bite like he’s tracking your hydration levels too.

ends the night making you tea and saying “you scared me,” while cuddling you for the next three hours.

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[verstappensrealwife]

The morning after - F1 TEXT AU

[f1 masterlist / f1 text au masterlist]

ʚɞ in which... driver accidentally texted their hookup (reader) instead of their friend the next morning…

ʚɞ containing: ln4, aka12, fa14, cl16, ls18, mv33, lh44, cs55, op81

ʚɞ warnings: nsfw , use of she/her pronouns ,

ʚɞ a/n: sorry I replaced franco with kimi !!

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[tracksidebaby]

Dreams

Summary: the grid have a wet dream about you and make it your problem

Request: heyooo, I dunno if requests are still open or not, but if yes could I ask for Driver texting reader after he had wet dream with her? (33, 63, 55, 16, 3, 18(dunno if you write for lance tho-)

Notes: Requests are finally open again for texts and smau's!! also had to throw lando in because I can't help myself

Drivers: MV3, GR63, CS55, CL16, DR3, LS18, LN1

Max Verstappen /

George Russell /

Carlos Sainz /

Charles Leclerc /

Daniel Ricciardo /

Lance Stroll /

Lando Norris /

[aemisclaw13]

take me home - ls18

pairings: lance stroll x country old money gf!reader

faceclaim: pinterest and mostly faceless

summary: lance stroll and you being introverts who avoid the paddock together, even if it causes drama

warnings: insta hate, swearing, discription of injury (you), people being rude.

notes: this turned hella long but lance is one of my favorite drivers and yeah. here you go!

pt1, pt2 here

heritagewhiskeyusa

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heritagewhiskeyusa This week, we spent a day on Heritage Ranch with our own yn ln, who continues to champion the work our family has done for over five generations-from mentoring local 4H youth, to offering free riding lessons for beginners, to teaching high school students ranch skills, to supporting the ranch staff who have been part of our family for decades (including giving little ones rides when parents are busy!) she keeps the spirit of our business grounded in what matters. From our family, to your table.

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yourusername 🤍

ranchgirl101 yn is literally the definition of “boots on the ground” princess energy.

whiskeywives  the heritage era is my favorite era 🐎🤎

countryroads  the fact she does ALL this and still looks like that… unfair.

strollnation  mothering the ranch AND the grid.

singlemaltlover “from our family, to your table” i suddenly feel very underdressed for my own kitchen

bootsandbridles mentor, horse girl, future f1 wife… she’s living 12-year-old me’s dream

f1gossip

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f1gossip multiple sources have come forward detailing private comments allegedly made by several f1 wags regarding yn ln during the 2023 season. according to insiders, remarks ranged from calling her “cold,” “untouchable,” and “playing billionaire royalty,” to claims she “refused to sit with the rest of the paddock girls” and “acted like she was above the sport.”

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paddocktea  the way they’re TRYING to drag her when she’s minding her billion-dollar business…

wagwatcher  jealousy jumped out and slapped them.

openwheelobsessed  this feels like a coordinated attack and I’m not buying it.

gridtea every offseason y’all pick a new woman to hate, it’s tired

wagsburneracc  “above the sport” she owns a RANCH and a WHISKEY EMPIRE she’s above all of us actually 😭

notlancesfault if she doesn’t wanna sit in the mean girls section that’s her business

pitlanepsycho they so mad and all she does is mind her business

popculturebuzz

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popculturebuzz sources are confirming an alleged rift among several f1 wags after private group messages were leaked earlier this week. In them, a few partners of current drivers reportedly called yn ln “stuck-up,” “cold,” and “impossible to get to know,” with one particularly cutting message saying yn is “cosplaying poor”, seeming to be a cut at the woman’s style.

Meanwhile, multiple Aston Martin staff members have publicly contradicted the claims, describing YN as “shy, respectful, and generous,” pointing to her personalized whiskey gifts for the entire team last season.

Fans are already calling the rumors “a coordinated smear” and demanding answers. The grid girls are not girling peacefully this week…

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gossipgirlie “cosplaying poor” is CRAZY when she’s worth more than almost than the entire grid 💀

ynsbookclub its giving jealousy ngl

f1dramaunlocked the call is coming from inside the wives’ room 😭😭

cowgirlontherun this whole thing just makes me like her more tbh

f1gossip

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f1gossip  lance was asked for comment on the recent drama! subtle shade thrown?

full transcript below!

INT: There’s been a lot of conversation online recently about comments made by some of the drivers’ partners about your girlfriend,  Are you able to comment on any of that?

LS: (Laugh) Yeah, I’ve seen some of it. Look… people say things. People make assumptions. Most of the time, it’s people who don’t actually know her.

She’s not here to mingle. She comes to support me when she can, she says hi, she’s polite and that’s it. She’s not trying to join a club. Some people take that personally, I guess.

INT: how is yn handling the situation?

LS: Honestly? Better than I am. She keeps telling me it doesn’t matter, was talking about some horse she wants to buy for her equestrian program- 

she’s grounded in a way I admire. She doesn’t get sucked into this circus. I’m lucky she even wants to be around it at all. She doesn’t really post on social media, she keeps her head down, and she loves what she does. I can’t even imagine anything more important.

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strollscurlz  “she’s not trying to join a club” omg he ATE with that line

paddockpov you can tell he’s actually in love, this wasn’t media trained at all

softforls18 he really said my girlfriend > your little wag clique

whiskeyandgreen her talking about horses while the internet burns is the most yn thing ever 💅

lanxyngrid “i’m lucky she even wants to be around it at all” THIS MAN IS DOWN BAD

f1wagswatch  subtle shade but also respectful?? lance finally turned his PR brain on

f1wags

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f1wags lance stroll’s elusive partner yn ln was spotted three times throughout COTA weekend ahead of his ‘honorary home race’ despite publicized comments from other driver wags remarking on her decision to not interact with them, with more vocal comments calling the spirit empire heiress arrogant and elitist, despite all asked aston martin staff say the women is delightful, albeit shy. infamously, each employee of the f1 branch of aston martin racing received a personalized bottle of heritage blend whiskey from her company. 

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gridfitcheck  three blurry sightings and she still outsold every full-time influencer wag

astongirl  AM staff defending her >>> everyone else’s opinions.

paparazzime  I respect that she shows up in jeans, headphones, and zero interest in small talk

stanscroll “elusive partner” or just a girl trying to get to the garage without being in 400 TikToks

heritageheiress the fact that staff keeps calling her delightful while others call her arrogant… interesting!

paddockplants  personalized whiskey bottles for every employee??? adopt me actually

waggossipwho this is what old money stealth wealth looks like and it’s driving everyone insane 😭

green_overalls imagine clocking in at Aston and walking out with a custom bottle from your boss’s gf

alonsoapologist I just know she and Fernando talk about horses and joint pain in the motorhome

f1gossip

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f1gossip lance stroll and partner yn ln announced their engagement! yn ln (worth 1.4 billion)  and f1 driver lance stroll (worth 4.2 billion) would have a combined net worth of 5.6 billion, making them the second-wealthiest couple in the world!

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richgirlsoft  worth 1.4B marrying worth 4.2B… the economy is shaking

engagedtoapaddock second-wealthiest couple in the world but first in romance actually

pitwallpoet somewhere a finance bro just realized he will NEVER be Lance Stroll

sheeeeeshlame this merger just crashed the nepotism index

cowgirlringpop if this is the “second-wealthiest couple” who the hell is first I have questions

gridgirltearoom imagine getting engaged and your net worth becomes a headline before your name 💀

horsepowerhearts love that they met through speed and stayed for the quiet ranch nights

paddockplanner  petition for Heritage x Aston Martin limited engagement whiskey immediately. put in on a car idc

yourusername

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yourusername bachelorette party! I love my girls 💝And HOLY SHIT!!!! LOOK AT THE ROCK ON MY FINGER!!!!

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bootbarnprincess cowgirl core but make it 8-figure inheritance

HaileeSteinfeld THIS RING??? girl I need sunglasses

maidofhonour_irl some of us are drinking cheap tequila and some of us are riding horses in the alps, life really isn’t fair

wifenotwag THE RING???? that’s not a rock that’s a meteorite

cottagecoregrid bachelorette trip but it still looks like a heritagewhiskey campaign shoot 😭

ynsbridetobe every picture screams “i still check on my horses before i check on my bank account”

bridalpartyburner lance better know he’s marrying up fr

ringlightromantic “LOOK AT THE ROCK” bestie we can see it from space

saddlegirl the fact that your bachelorette is just rich girls playing pony club in the Alps… iconic

vogue

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vogue exclusive look into the stroll-ln wedding that took place at a private estate in france last week! 

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fernandoalo_oficial incredible wedding. honored to have been there 🙌

estebanocon beautiful couple- thank you for having me!

coutureintherain this is giving old money, no logo in sight but everything is screaming luxury

runwaytorealway the veil, the staircase, the candlelit dinner… i’ve never wanted to attend a wedding more

TaylorSwift  still thinking about that ceremony. magical night ✨

fashiongirlpov this looks like a still from a movie where the heiress marries the prince she met at boarding school

pitlanepoet from ranch dust to french chateau marble, the RANGE

veilsonspeed vogue coverage? she’s not just a wag she’s an era

archivistoflove these photos already feel like they belong in a coffee table book

f1gossip

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f1gossip stars were out for lance stroll’s wedding! taylor swift, hailee steinfeild, fernando alonso, and esteban ocon were spotted in attendee’s instagram story and picture backgrounds. no other drivers were spotted at the event 👀drama?

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gridsideeye no other drivers there is CRAZY i fear the group chat beef is very much alive

alonsoapologist fernando being invited but not half the grid… yn chosen his side too 😭

swiftiesinthepaddock taylor at an f1 wedding wasn’t in my 2024 bingo card

oconoccurs estie bestie securing an invite while some current teammates didn’t… the tea

paddockpolitics this is less a guest list and more a power ranking

wagsurvivor someone’s gonna cry about this on a podcast in 3…2…1…

lance_stroll

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lance_stroll three days ago, I married the love of my life-forever isn’t enough, but I’ll take it anyway.

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sebastianvettel cherish every moment. Congratulations to you both.

TaylorSwift  you two are a literal storybook couple

valtteribottas beautiful photos, mate. Wishing you happiness 🍻

charles_leclerc congratulations Lance! Very happy for you both!

georgerussell63 wishing you a lifetime of happiness!

slowburnsundays “forever isn’t enough” WHO ALLOWED HIM TO BE THIS SOFT

gridhusband this is the same man who punts cars on lap 1?? love really changes people

heritageheart he looks like he still can’t believe she said yes and honestly same

pitlanepriest this is my Roman Empire now

cowboyincanada from Montreal kid to French chateau groom… storyline of the century

chequeredflagfeels I’m not crying that’s just champagne in my eyes

horsesandhorsepower the way every photo screams “safe & adored” I’m unwell

softlaunchcowgirl if my future husband doesn’t look at me like Lance looks at her I’m walking back up the aisle

yourusername

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yourusername pre-honeymoon relaxing at home <3

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lance_stroll you. me. home. perfect.

bookandbourbon  rich people version of “we’re just chilling before the flight” and I’m obsessed

couchgrandprix  this man went from F1 driver to golden retriever husband so fast

01luxurylover decanting whiskey in the living room in a cashmere robe… teach me

ndwarmth heritage blend on the table… subtle flex

dogmomfiles  PUPPY CONTENT LET’S GO

barnbabe pre-honeymoon = playing with horses and puppies, they won at life

gridgirlathome soft launch of the domestic era I see

ranchretreat  home looks like a five-star lodge I am so jealous

sunsetandcigars nothing hotter than a man fully retired from the streets

paddockpjs this is the true endgame: no media pen, just naps and dogs

lance_stroll

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lance_stroll the most beautiful woman on the planet at my side, and the world in front of us.

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trailrideandchill beer, mountains, horses, wife… peak male fantasy unlocked

danielricciardo bro relax you’re making the rest of us look bad 😭

fernandoalo_oficial the mountains suit you both. happy honeymoon!

estebanocon beautiful photos!

cowgirlcanon the hat, the braid, the sunlight?? she’s the main character of every western now

gridgonecountry from racing lines to riding trails, his need for speed found grass

nationalparkprince this is the softest flex I’ve ever seen

greenlanternf1 not him being down bad in every caption I love love

offseasonobsessed this is why he needs a long break between seasons: to be a ranch husband

sunsetsandsector3 the world in front of them and zero paddock politics behind… chef’s kiss

[piastriprism]

Peaches or Cherries?

F1 Grid x Reader

Summary: In which you ask your boyfriend if they prefer peaches or Cherries. most specifically yours.

Warnings- Implied sex

Drivers | LN4, SC55, AA23, MV3, OP81, IH6, LH44, GR63, KA12, FC43, OB87, CL16, PG10, LS18

Masterlists | F1 Masterlist

LN4 & CS55

AA23 & MV3

OP81 & IH6

GR63 & LH44

KA12 & FC43

OB87 & CL16

PG10 & LS18

Something small while I work on a Franco fic. Superrrr lazy, I know.