#lemonsquad2k14

[punnier]

what did i say to my mum when she didnt want to greet my new pizza girlfriend?

ma, greet her!!

[punnier]

i tried to join my local scissors club, but i didn’t make the cut

[poryqon]

conversations during finals week like

[punnier]

happy birthday kobe

[poryqon]

when youre playing call of duty and a 12 year old says that he is gonna fuck your mom

[dutchster]

unless they use your head as an arm rest [x]

[punnier]

im back and better than ever (with new glasses)

[dutchster]

*talk to cat* cat says "meow" *talk to cat" cat purrs *talk to cat" cat says “this is your purr-pose” cat has given you a quest: “collect 20 cans of tuna” *collect and give 20 cans of tuna to cat* *you have been rewarded one teaspoon of catnip*