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Leora: What kind of mother am I? I'm so darn alcoholic, I can't even tell my own twin children apart.

Kan: Its not your fault, they're identical. Look at them.

Dawn:

Dom:

Leora: Kan, I know you think you're helping, but stop it.

Kan: I don't think I'm helping.

Leora: I think we have a problem.

Dawn: [nodding] The fire.

Leora: No, the-

Leora: Wait. What fire?!

Dawn: Oh, forget about it. This sounds more interesting.

Leora: [Driving Dom and Dawn] So how was your day?

Dawn: We almost got surprise adopted.

Leora: What?

Dom: We almost got kidnapped.

Leora: Oh, okay.

Leora: [slams on breaks] WAIT WHAT?!

Dom: Leora look.

Leora: That is a... wizard hat on a dinosaur.

Dom: Its called a Gizzarsaurus. This one's brain was the size of a walnut.

Doctor: Have you been under any increased stress lately?

Leora: [Laughs]

Leora: [Continues laughing]

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