#let them come

[vulcankin]

So lonely out here where people think Joshua Graham and Vulpes Inculta should be portrayed as having a father/son adjacent type relationship

No

These men have an extremely unbalanced and unhealthy relationship in which post-Caesar’s death Vulpes idolizes the legate Joshua once was and seeks him out in order to recreate the only life he’s known as a servant and weapon for ‘greater’ men, and where Joshua subconsciously sees ‘saving’ Vulpes from the Legion’s ideology and bringing him to God’s light as an avenue of redemption for himself.

And they are messy and fucked up about it.

And they fall in love.

[yknow-fuck]

Bayverse megop legitimately has the potential to be the most interesting and complex dynamic ever seen in megop, with their history fighting together and uniting Cybertron, with them ruling Cybertron together on two fronts, with their love for each other being overshadowed only by Megatron’s jealousy in the face of Sentinel Prime’s favoritism for Optimus—and yet babies are scared of acknowledging the familial depth to their relationship.

[thelvadams]

Optimus Prime in FORTNITE: CHAPTER 4 SEASON 3

[sspider-menace]

Ok gays I feel like writing send me some prompts for percabeth if u want!!

[vangeluscentral]

Fresh review is up for Rise of the Beasts Core Series Voyager-Adjacent Optimus Prime, with a sequel scene to the opening of the review of same line's Optimus Primal

[osakanone]

hey your analysis of geek culture was spot on but the problem was that you did it on a joke post about mpreg fanfiction that was clearly tagged as a joke post and it seems like you didn't read the whole thing before replying. Tony Zaret is a comedian who parodies right wing rage bait, the post is making fun of the things you were talking about.

I'm telling you this because I reblogged saying "they fell for Tony Zaret, laugh at them" and then I realized people might take it seriously. If you get shit over it, it's kind of my fault and I want to apologize in advance.

if folks read my writing and seriously think i don't know poe's law or in turn themselves don't understand irony or the problems of framing devices and try to give me shit for it, they're the real victims here for living in an era that denied them adequate socialization to read the room because they spent too long in their own room

its the world's fault, not ours

we're not their mom or dad lol

[thedoublepp]

HEY FOLKS here’s the Goldshlager stuff again minus the sexy one because i’ve been away for so long i’ve lost my morals and tumblr decided Sexy is against the Rules

anyways here they are hopefully I don’t get booted for the nip nops

HERE’S GOLDSHLAGER IF YOU WANT TO READ IT i’ve gotta go file my divorce papers before tumblr hides them form me for another 365 days