Dec 1, 2015
Realtor Euphemisms +
FAR DISTANCE: a little out of the way, easy access to everywhere
TINY SIZE: petite, cozy, homey, cute as a button, larger than it looks, quaint, retro floorpan
SHITTY CONDITION: great potential, just like grandma’s house, lots of possibilities, low maintenance, retro/unique decor, rustic, shabby chic, old world, funky, open-concept, great bones, great for the home handyman
REASONS PEOPLE MOVE: rent skyrockets, redevelopment (new towers, arenas, universities), unsafe conditions (lead, asbestos, failed building inspection), infestation, sold, poor/no credit, late rent, damage to property, illegal pets, extra people, violating terms of lease