#lexi barks

[puppymothmeat]

the government doesn't want you to know this but the preygirls on tumblr are literally free you can just eat us. i mean them

[starlit-meloncholia]

[puppymothmeat]

oh fuck they're gonna send me to the Puppy Hague to account for my Dog Crimes

[puppymothmeat]

(coming to the function as a muffled voice emanating from the lewdly-shifting vaguely dog-shaped belly of a hot femme) sup guys happy halloween, have you met my gf?

[puppymothmeat]

getting knotted by your werewolf gf is fun and sexy until she knots you and falls asleep on top of you. a giant fur blanket in the middle of summer. she's snoring too cutely to wake her up so now you just gotta suffer

[puppymothmeat]

i may be a free use whore but my holes are owned and it *is* a problematic Pussy Bourgeois situation. i might be the town bicycle but i've still got my owner's name carved into my seat. i have too much of an ownership kink to be public property. regardless of my sympathies to the holetariat a dog knows its master uwu

[starlit-meloncholia]

i was just talking abt tabletop worldbuilding things with an irl oomf and wanted to ramble abt it more.

so like, most of the magical/exotic metals in my settings Carinus and Astara are just real metals through the lens of a non-scientific society. I.E., Mithril, the super light silvery metal that's only obtainable through alchemical processing is literally just aluminum. and the one big exception to this is the metal Orichalc, which would have an atomic number of 0 bc it's practically just solidified magic

i was thinking about how orichalc forms (accumulates on surfaces in areas of extremely high saturation of magic in a rust-like form) while writing up a dungeon crawling quest and had the fresh realization/idea that it's kinda just oxidizing. raw orichalc would be oxidized and neutralized magic, practically a salt. so then i started thinking, if it's not pure when it forms, how would you extract usable metallic orichalc from raw orichalc salt? the easy answer would be magic, which would work great in Carinus with its soft magic system, but in my low magic setting Astara I want it to be just as accessible (albeit less common). so i settled on alchemical processing - dissolve it in aqua regia, filter it through quicklime to deoxidize it, neutralize the acid with a sulfur solution, then precipitate pure orichalc from the solution with a platinum catalyst to make crystals like bismuth. it's crunchy enough to be realistic and vague enough that i don't have to actually understand inorganic chemistry to assert that's how it's done lol

[puppymothmeat]

yeah sure i have autistic rizz, but more than that i have failgirl rizz. bitches love me because i'm dumb and pathetic