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[colombinna]

I don't know who needs to hear this but Billy and Tommy shouldn't be white

[featherkissed15]

i'm so pissed off i can't get my gatorade opened 😭😭😭

[petrerpkr]

I feel like a lot of people don't realize that you can be just be aromantic, or just asexual, you don't always have to be aroace.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Boss made a comment about how I should run a dnd style adventure for the next divisional meeting at work which is wild considering it's a crowd of about 200 people.

[huckleberrysigh]

maxidol warning: may cause stomach pain

me: oh great, I'm sure that'll be totally indistinguishable from any unrelated pains coming from my abdomen

[sweetest-honeybee]

Not my manager scolding me today who it the condiment packet containers being empty and saying I should’ve filled them before I left yesterday so they wouldn’t be empty today

Like ma’am

I left at 3pm yesterday

In the middle of the gd day

I also came in 3 hours after the place opened today

Why have you not stocked your own condiments if you’ve noticed they were empty for 3 hours today alone

[drowningroane]

I was reading something and it started discussing the weaknesses of Werewolves. One comment really stuck to me was "Wolfsbane will be poisonous to you," like no shite, it's poisonous for Humans in general. That's the same mind-boggling logic as a Vampire's weakness to a stake to the Heart.

[majimassqueaktoy]

Honestly the hostess stuff in 7 is still evil to me like..... you let me take my fuckin boys to the hostess club but we don't even get to see it really??? You didnn't let me see Ichiban awkwardly be flustered and then gush about dragon quest for 37 minutes? You didnt let me hear Adachi tell the story about how he can run in high heels or say weird shit about how hes a little chihuahua?? You didnt let me see Zhao sitting back laughing at everyone else for being so fuckin cringe? You didn't let me see Joon-gi be stoic as fuck until he has a couple drinks in him and then casually trauma dump about his fucked up childhood to the hostess who is just horrified? Please..... it could have been so funny 😭