(the crew gets separated and then reunited during a Situation that's mostly 4's fault)
Mario: *excited, relieved* Glitchy! *runs towards him*
SMG4: Mario! *runs to meet him*
Mario: Glitchy!
4: Mario!
Mario: *falters as he Remembers* Glitchy...
4: confused and concerned* Mario?
Mario: *pissed, accelerating* SMG4...
4: ...ah, shit. *turns to run away instead*
Mario: GET BACK HERE!
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Lily: Alright, I'll go to the stupid fancy party. But I'm not wearing a dress.
Lil Coding: I'll wear it!
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Tulip: Ash I swear to god give it back.
Ranma: What hapened?
Tulip: She stole my thesaurus.
Ash: She peddles falsehoods
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(during Spaghetti Metal)
Tyde: I hate old people. "I was in the war" congratulations, I'm gonna be in the next one and they have pepperoni cannons now.
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Past 3: Of all the things I thought I would be doing today, cleaning up after a failed apocalypse wasn't one of them.
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Desti: I've been stabbed before, you're a passable stabber at best.
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Vee: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so baby oil-
Luigi: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE!?
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Tyde: I think swords are AWESOME! Especially when people fight with two at once. That's the best.
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Teen Root: I can't believe it. We made it. After everything we've been through.
Teen Lily: Oh, for the love of- my driving wasn't THAT bad!
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Abyssal: What's the hardest thing to say?
Effi: I was wrong.
Tyde: I need help.
The Marios: Worcestershire sauce.
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Tyde: Don't kill me, I just got a new roommate!
Spaghetti Cultist: You think I care about that?
Tyde: Oh, that wasn't a plea, that was a warning.
Cultist: Huh?
Bob: *bursts through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man with glowing red eyes*
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Future Lily: This is bothering me.
Past Meggy: Well, we are gathering pieces of time itself.
Lily: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course by now, actually.
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Andi: Are you flirting with me?
Roll: I'm trying.
Roll: I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Tyde: Why did you steal one of my fries?
Bob: *smugly* Dad Tax.
Tyde: YOU'RE NOT MY-
Bob: *steals another* Dad Tax.
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*a possibility for eventually, a good long while from now, after the Toxic Old Man Yaoi and Trapped Rising Star Circus situations are both resolved, depending on HOW they're resolved...*
Juliano: I dunno, I think Mandy and Lydia are good for each other, I don't have an issue with her in particular and I want to be a supportive brother, but...
Domain: But you're afraid of spiders?
Juliano: I'm afraid of spiders.
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Tyde: Okay, I know I made a slight mistake-
Teen LC: Whatever you're gonna say, save it for ten seconds.
Tyde: What happens in ten seconds?
Teen Elanore: Just hold on for another five seconds.
Teen Lily: And know that we've all been there at one point or another.
Tyde: What happens in five seconds?
Luigi: *kicks open the door* TYDE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?
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Black Doom: The heroes are homophobic.
Phobos: Explain.
Doom: I'm gay and they're inconveniencing me.
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The Abyss: GOOMBA! I've had it with your shit! You're fired! *throws a ball of horrifically screaming dark technicolor fire at The Goomba Who Sold the World, incinerating him almost instantly, leaving nothing but a mushroom-shaped scorch mark*
Doom: Wow, when you fire somebody you really fire them!
Abyss: Actually that was an accident. I was trying to throw him his last paycheck.