#literallyfuckeveryone

[hockeyvirgos]

literallyfuckeveryone replied to your post: wow, rude about gaudreau! he can't help it, it's...

I just had to google backstrom bc I already knew ovechkin is……. one of the weirdest looking dudes on this earth…. yet somehow I agree with your assessment bc in my cursory googling backstrom managed to be EVEN WEIRDER LOOKING than ovechkin

dude i agree like i cannot defend my attraction to ovi i know he is extremely weird looking and a month ago i would have horked at the idea of boning him (my chat history with wade backs that up) but like IDK WHAT HAPPENED??? his body just destroys me. imo he carries himself with this inexplicably like sexual, raw energy or something?? he just does not give a fuck what he looks like, he’s constantly wearing bizarre tacky outfits, his haircut is always bad, but he just has so much confidence it makes me horni. and so the more i saw videos/interviews with him the more i wanted to suck his dick real bad. also his personality is fucking adorable and i find him so endearing it’s painful. like i cannot tell you how much he makes my heart swell every time he says anything. 

i heard hope say on her and agnes’ hockey podcast that she would rather bone backstrom but tbh i find nicky’s monotone complexion off-putting sexually speaking? like his skin and his hair and his eyebrows all just sort of blend together idk. i don’t think he’s that weird looking, but i don’t find him attractive at all personally speaking. also he’s very quiet and serious and reserved which is great and part of his charm as a player and part of why i love him a lot as a human but it’s not my type when it comes to boning down.  

[hungerpunch]

farfromthstars replied to your post “YA BOY GOT TICKETS TO SEE NIALL HORAN SOLO THANK U GOD JESUS BEYONCE ”

YEEEESS CONGRATS!!!!

THANK YOU :D

literallyfuckeveryone replied to your post “YA BOY GOT TICKETS TO SEE NIALL HORAN SOLO THANK U GOD JESUS BEYONCE ”

UGH I'M SO FUCKING JEALOUS FUCK

:( did you not get tickets nicole? i’ve already seen some on resell for my venue!

moondoggiestyle replied to your post “YA BOY GOT TICKETS TO SEE NIALL HORAN SOLO THANK U GOD JESUS BEYONCE ”

YO ME TOO I'M SO EXCITED

OMG ARE YOU COMING TO THE CHICAGO ONE? or is there one nearer to you /o\ i didn’t even look at the list of shows tbh orz

[hudconuinely]

literallyfuckeveryone replied to your post: I just officially changed my Harry/Nick tag from...

I’m stymshaw always cause I literally HATE gryles I hate it I will never use it lmfao

@literallyfuckeveryone lmao tbh I don’t really LOVE either one I think they both sound awkward and weird but I’ve accepted Gryles *shrug emoji* Also I just realized I’ve always pronounced it Stimshaw even though it uses the Y from Harry’s name...

[j4ya]

literallyfuckeveryone replied to your post: not that any more evidence is needed of mileys...

“I am so not that” like did she miss the phase of her career where she was EXCLUSIVELY that, in the most offensive appropriative caricature way possible…..?

Like jw

I s2g, i thought she’d at least like talk about how it shaped her and how she grew from it and learned that it wasn’t her place to be or whatever but she just like talked trash about it ugh

[explosionofdisbelief]

literallyfuckeveryone replied to your post: am i going to keep getting zits until i go through...

Same girl I am less than a month out from my twenty fucking seventh birthday like. Really.

i am 29!!!!! and i PAY TAXES!!!! this is bullshit. fuck whatever demon cursed me with this. like honestly my skin hasn’t been this bad since i was in high school

[spidervices]

Honestly never not relevant 🙄 #spamming #fuckyouall #literallyfuckeveryone #maybekindaangryrightnow #bfdhhgfdbigdsbh #fuck #queenoffuckingthingsup #cats

[hudconuinely]

literallyfuckeveryone replied to your post “Idk man I just can’t see this going on for four years. I don’t know...”

Yeah like idk WHAT'S gonna happen but THIS is not sustainable. my sister keeps being like "i literally cannot handle this but let me know when the revolution starts tho cause then I'm in" and like she's kind of kidding but also she is Not Kidding.

right like it’s just TOO MUCH the levels are TOO HIGH and too much is at stake and it’s not going away and it’s not going to just get swept under the rug because it’s not one group that’s affected and it’s not just one event, it’s literally the entire country being affected, day in and day out, every single day for the next four years. Something has to give.

[hudconuinely]

literallyfuckeveryone replied to your post “Rules: answer the questions and tag some followers you’d like to get...”

Truly did you know that that's why I had to delete my old blog cause some horrendous asshole that had seen one of those links then two years later went back and showed everyone at my summer job my blog. Like. That is why my url is literallyfuckeveryone. That is the reason. Genuinely what was I thinking but also what a heinous bitch

Aghhh that was the worst day I’m still so sad/mad about that what a DICKWAD I always wondered how they found you I figured someone had just happened upon and recognized your icon or sth ughhhghghh what the fuck I know it was made in anger but honestly it’s a great URL fuck ‘em all