@littledemondarling liked this for option 4 ig
Why were guys so adamant about pursuing her again? Sure, she was a fucking catch and she knew it, but it’s like no one understood the concept of a fling anymore. Something incredibly ironic considering that, since they were in Hell, that should be considered a much more familiar concept than an actual relationship.
Even worse, this was a chance encounter. No party full of glamorous socialites that she could pin against a wall to drive home her point. Just a random assortment of unremarkable demons. Unremarkable demons and one vaguely familiar one that was tiny enough that Hellsa could punt her like a football. A potential bridge that would probably be burned entirely should she default to her normal way of doing things.
But the clock was ticking and he was approaching. Beggars can’t be choosers, right?
Fuck.
Hellsa approaches the little cyclops, tapping her shoulder and kneeling down so she’s face to face with the other before flashing a cheery little smile.
“Hey there sweetheart! My name’s Hellsa, and while normally I’d love nothing more than a conversation with your delightful little self I need to take care of something real quick and I need you to play along! Alright?”
Not giving the other more than a second or two to answer, Hellsa scoops the little thing up into her arms, twirls her around and plants an uncharacteristically (for her, anyways) chaste kiss on her lips. Once she’s sure the thorn in her goddamn side is gone, she pulls away but doesn’t put the adorable little sinner down, flashing an apologetic little smile that she half-feels.
“So! I’m assuming you have questions?”










