#littlesarge

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Mori that robot hand tho just. Why didn't we know all along that Victorians had crazy ass prosthetic limbs! think of tHE WRITING POSSIBILITIES! OuO

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW, my jaw DROPPED when I saw that thing!! It is absolutely gorgeous, especially considering the era!!

It's so PERFECT!!! <333

[0-memento-mori-0]

yoooooooooooure cute and we should hang more UuU

Yooooooooooooooou're cuter and I agree!!

[black-quadrant]

this has probably all been done before but w/e cronus/karkat headcanons

cronus teaches karkat to play guitar so that he can one day serenade his potential flush-interest like they do in the movies

karkat would be the perfect candidate for cronus' feelings jams since he's got so much experience with eridan and he'd listen to cronus' tripe with honest interest

additionally, karkat would call cronus out on all of his problematic bs; he wouldn't let one single shitty comment slide and he'd likely make a real effort to try and schoolfeed cronus on how to properly appeal to people

karkat would have the gumption to tell cronus, "you're a total shithead, but that's okay.  i am going to keep you in line because i see potential, and if you even think of going shithive like your dancestor i will drop you like a bad habit."

karkat would consider cronus his pet project at first, but he'd warm up to the guy once cronus realized that karkat makes an incredibly good bro-friend

they would ruthlessly tease each other for their taste in cinema

karkat snidely calls cronus grease lightning; cronus says he'd be nothing without his thunder and offer him a brofist

[0-memento-mori-0]

My Cro and your Porrim got tight as hell because of parp rooms and here we are. (if you could call stern disapproval tight as hell)

I'd consider it such, the end of the night was pleasant enough anyway heheh

[0-memento-mori-0]

psst youre super rad~

Psst you're a super cutie~

[shimadagans]

grimreaperchibi replied to your photo:sometimes I tell myself I’m cool

Cooler than the dweeb siting over here, who left their flat to get some writing done and is *still* faffing about on tumblr.

aw, I don't think you're a dweeb UuU but you should go do some writing if you can find your inspiration.

solluxisms replied to your photo:sometimes I tell myself I’m cool

Ah, but you /are/ cool. Cool enough, in fact, that you have inspired me to keep working on homework despite The Great Numlock Fiasco of 2k14 (details on blog because fuck, I had to vent about that shit, I am such a dumb).

You lovely goof, I hope the rest of that assignment goes more smoothly, eheh.

littlesarge replied to your photo:sometimes I tell myself I’m cool

You are so cool you big cutie! just look at you, being all, cool and stuff! youre almost as cool aS THE AIR THAT KILLED MY POOR DAFFODILS, WHICH WAS VERY /FUCKING/ COOL.

damn you, Ragnarok!

[0-memento-mori-0]

Momma Porrim, Daddy Cronus, Uncle Eridan and Adorable Baby Mituna

Aka, stupidly perfect rp that i am not going to risk losing under any circumstances.

PORRIM: Cro+nus, Mituna, why do+n't yo+u two+ co+me sit do+wn -pats spo+t next to+ her o+n the co+uch-

CRONUS: *papping* shhhhhhhhhh

PORRIM: It might make yo+u bo+th feel better.

MITUNA: *C4LM5 D0WN 4 L177L3 4ND 5M1L35*

CRONUS: yeah come on tuna take a seat

MITUNA: C0M3 0N3 CR0NU5 L375 G0 517 W17H M0MM4 P0RR1M

MITUNA: *W4LK1NG 4ND 5175*

CRONUS: *sits*

PORRIM: Ho+w have yo+u been Mituna? Well I ho+pe.

PORRIM: -cro+sses her legs and leans back-

MITUNA: 1 H4V3 833N 0K 7H4NK Y0U P0RR1M

MITUNA: *5MM1L35 4ND 574R75 70 74K3 MY H3LM47 0FF*

CRONUS: strangest lusus ivwe evwer seen if you ask me

PORRIM: -smiles and sets her drink do+wn to+ help him pull it o+ff-

MITUNA: N0!

MITUNA: 1 W4NN4 D0 17 MY553LF

PORRIM: Do+n't need help?

PORRIM: Alright, by all means.

PORRIM: -leans back again-

MITUNA: *7RY1NG 70 PULL 17 0FF MY H0RN5, 08V10U5LY 57RUGGL1NG*

MITUNA: NNNNNNN

MITUNA: NUUHHHH

MITUNA: R444H4H4H

MITUNA: FG5FVF

MITUNA: G

MITUNA: V

MITUNA: 3R

MITUNA: *G1V35 UP*

CRONUS: *paps* you can do it tuna your capable

MITUNA: H3-H3-H333333333LP

MITUNA: 1 C4N7 D0 17

PORRIM: Want my help after all?

MITUNA: Y355555

PORRIM: -sits up and gently grips the sides o+f his helmet, tugging up and o+ver his ho+rns-

MITUNA: *5N1FFL1NG*

PORRIM: There we go+, is that better?

MITUNA: *N0D5 4ND RUFFL35 MY CU73 CURLY L0CK5*

MITUNA: 7H4NK5 P0RR1M

PORRIM: -sweeps so+me hair behind his ear and smiles, setting the helmet o+n the table- O+f co+urse sweetie.

MITUNA: *G035 4ND M35535 MY H41R 84CK UP 4ND 7H3N H0LD5 MY H4ND5 0V3R MY 3Y35*

MITUNA: P0RR1M N00000

MITUNA: 1 D0N7 W4N7 4NY0N3 70 533 MY UGL1N3555555

PORRIM: -fro+wns- What do+ yo+u mean Tuna?

CRONUS: *frowvns a bit and reaches ovwer to pap tuna again*

MITUNA: *FR0WN5 4ND M0V35 MY H41R 4 L177L3 50 0NLY Y0U C4N 533 7H3 R3D 4ND 8LU3 5C4R5 4LL 0V3R MY F0R3H34D 4ND 70 3Y35 4ND 5M1L35 47 CR0NU5*

CRONUS: *smiles back*

MITUNA: 7H15 15 WH47 1 M34N....7H3553 5C4R55

CRONUS: hey man i got some too, nothing to be ashamed of.

PORRIM: -smiles so+ftly- Mituna, yo+u kno+w that we do+n't care abo+ut yo+ur scars. -so+ftly stro+kes his cheek-

MITUNA: 7H4NK Y0U P0RR1M

MITUNA: 8U7 CR0NU5 Y0UR 5C4R35 4R3 C00L!!

MITUNA: *70UCH35 Y0UR 5C4R*

MITUNA: 7R0LL H4RRY P0773R!!!

CRONUS: eh there not so great, just a cheap ass knock off of my alternian self, sides magic aint real kid.

MITUNA: 175 N07??????

PORRIM: -hissed so+ftly- Cro+nus hush!!

MITUNA: H0W C4N Y0U 54Y 7H47 CR0NU5??

MITUNA: M4G1C 15 500 R34LLY!!

MITUNA: N444H4H44

MITUNA: 4444444444444444H

MITUNA: 175 R34L!!

CRONUS: ah i mean yeah its real

MITUNA: 1F Y0U 83L13V3 H4RD 3N0UGH 17 15 R1GH7??

PORRIM: Cro+nus I agree, ho+w can yo+u say that -o+bvio+usly acting-

CRONUS: its real if you believwe it is, i just lost the touch

MITUNA: *HUGG1NG MY H4ML37 4ND L00K UP 47 Y0U 7HR0UGH MY H41R*

MITUNA: 8U7 Y0U'R3 4N 4M4Z1NG W1Z4RD CR0NU5

PORRIM: -stifles a hearfelt "aaaw"-

CRONUS: *reaches ovwer and paps* yeah i guess i am tuna

CRONUS: maybe i can get little maryam to make me a wvwvand too

CRONUS: wvho knowvs?

MITUNA: *N0D5 QU1CKLY 4ND H4PPU*

CRONUS: speaking of wvizards

MITUNA: L1K3 7H47 PR377Y WH173 0N3 7H15 L177L3 Y0U H45??

CRONUS: wvhere is eridan

PORRIM: Her name is Kanaya, Cro+nus.

PORRIM: Just to+ let yo+u kno+w.

MITUNA: K4N

MITUNA: 1 L1K3 H3R 5H35 PR377Y

CRONUS: i knowv her name but i havwent thought of a good pet name

MITUNA: N07 45 PR377Y 45 M0MM4 P0RR1M

MITUNA: K4N5 K4N5 K4N5 K4N5

MITUNA: K4NK4N!~

PORRIM: Awww, Mituna that is so+ swee-snaps her head aro+und to+ hiss at Cro+nus- WATCH YO+URSELF BO+Y.

CRONUS: *eeps*

MITUNA: *JUMP5 47 Y0UR 5UDD3N 70N3 CH4NG3 4ND 574R75 70 CRY*

MITUNA: *W45 FR1GH73N3D*

CRONUS: wvhat the fuck is all of your collectivwe problems wvith petnames!

CRONUS: damn

PORRIM: -immediately feels bad- O+hh sweetie I'm so+rry!

PORRIM: -ho+lds o+ut a hand and fro+wns, trying to+ seem less scary-

CA: wwhy are wwe talkin about bulges can wwe not

PORRIM: It's o+kay, I'm so+ so+rry hun.

CRONUS: eridan

CA: wwhat cro

MITUNA: *5N1FFL1NG 4ND HUGG1NG MY H4ML37 4ND G035 70 Y0U*

CRONUS: thats a stupid ass question they wvill nevwer stop

MITUNA: 175 0K P0RR1M.

CRONUS: nevwer

MITUNA: Y0U 5C444R3D M3

CRONUS: ewver

PORRIM: -o+pens up her arms to+ hug him- I kno+w, I'm so+rry.

CRONUS: stop

MITUNA: *HUG5 Y0U 571LL L1GH7LY 5N1FFL1NG*

CA: im gonna punch you in the face cro

CA: im so done wwith evveryone tonight

CA: you havve no idea

CRONUS: hey man just dsaying

CRONUS: saying*

PORRIM: -pets his hair so+ftly, co+o+ing co+mfo+rtingly- Is o+kay, Cro+nus was just being bad, I'm so+rry I upset yo+u.

CRONUS: yeah my bad chief

MITUNA: WH47 D1D CR0NU5 D0? *D035 7H47 CU73 L177L3 5N1FFL3 JUMP 7H1NG*

CRONUS: *mumbling to self* let see vwirgin mary, no that wvont wvork....

PORRIM: He was saying bad things abo+ut my cute little Descendant Kanaya, that's all.

CRONUS: maybe.....

CRONUS: no.....

PORRIM: -turns her head to+ sho+w Cro+nus her glo+wing eyes and skin, making sure Mituna can't see-

CRONUS: wvoops

CRONUS: wvas that outloud

CRONUS: heheh

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG 1N P0RR1M5 4RM5 N07 5331NG H3R 831NG FR1GH73N1NG 70W4RD5 CR0NU5*

CRONUS: he

PORRIM: Yes. Yes it was Cro+nus. -bares her fangs-

CRONUS: its settled then

MITUNA: *L00K1NG 47 CR0NU5*

MITUNA: WH475 5377L3D?

CRONUS: kanaya is to good of a lady to get a pet name from this sea troll

CRONUS: i vwalue my afterlife more than petnames

PORRIM: -smirks so+ftly- My, that's pretty impressive co+ming fro+m yo+u Cro+nus. Well do+ne.

MITUNA: K4NK4N 15 V3RY MUCH L4DY, 50 L4DY. MUCH W0W.

MITUNA: *G1GGL355*

PORRIM: -gro+ans so+ftly-

CRONUS: *laughingly facepalms* hehe tuna wvowv

MITUNA: 175 0K CR0NU5 Y0U C4N G1V3 M3 4LL 7H3 P37N4M35 Y0U W4N7

MITUNA: *G1GGL1NG*

CRONUS: ill stick wvith tuna and shrimp

MITUNA: WHY 4M 1 5HR1MP??

PORRIM: Yo+u better no+t have a name fo+r me.

CRONUS: i tried porrim

MITUNA: *G1GGL1NG 571LL 1N P0RR1M5 4RM5*

CRONUS: but you maryams are to hard to be labeled

CRONUS: by this lowvly seadwveller

MITUNA: 0H 0H CR0NU5 Y0U D0 70 H4V3 4 P37 N4M3 F0R P0RR1M

PORRIM: I'm afraid to+ think o+f what yo+u came up with... -pets Mituna's hair again-

MITUNA: Y0U 54Y 4LL 7H3 71M3

MITUNA: Y0U 4LW4Y5 54Y "7H3 8483" WH3N Y0U 74LK 480U7 H3R

PORRIM: hmm? -curio+usly lo+o+ks do+wn at the pile o+f Tuna in her lap- What's that dear?

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG 4ND L00K1NG UP 47 Y0U*

CRONUS: hehehe

CRONUS: heh

CRONUS: tuna wvhy

MITUNA: C4U53 P0RR1M 15 7H3 8483 R1GH7 CR0NU5???

PORRIM: "The Babe" ?? -side glances at Cro+nus-

CRONUS: *is smiling in sheer terror*

MITUNA: Y34H P0RR1M

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG*

CRONUS: course she is tuna * through teeth, mouth unmovwing*

PORRIM: -smiles back all sweet and nice- Cro+nus I think yo+u and I sho+uld talk later o+n...

MITUNA: W3'LL 831NG H4NG1NG 0U7 4ND L4UGH1NG 4ND H3'LL JU57 83 L1K3 0H D1D Y0U 533 7H3 8483 70D4Y

CRONUS: *a single tear rolls dowvn his face, still smiling*

CRONUS: of course porrim

PORRIM: -lo+o+ks back do+wn at Tuna- That's nice dear -kisses his temple and smiles back at Cro+nus-

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG 4ND 5NUGGL35*

MITUNA: CR0NU5 CR0NU5!

CRONUS: yes tuna?

MITUNA: WHY 4R3 Y0U CRY1NG??

CRONUS: (im terrified beyond rational thought)

CRONUS: im not crying wvhat are you talking about

CRONUS: *wvipes eyes*

MITUNA: Y0U JU57 W1P3D 7H3M 4W4Y!!!!

----->>my computer promptly flipped the fuck out and froze<<-----

CRONUS: i need to lay off the rum

CRONUS: seeing shit

CRONUS: i think?

CA: evveryone needs to lay off the alcohol and stupidity its killin braincells

CRONUS: cant kill a cell thats already dead mini me

MITUNA: 4R3 Y0U DRUNK 0FF 0F HUM4N D1775Y DR1NK5 CR0NU5?

CRONUS: yes

CRONUS: yes i am

CA: double death ta the braincells

PORRIM: Unfo+rtunately so+.

CRONUS: i

CA: it happens

CA: just look at sol

MITUNA: WH47'5 17 L1K3??

CRONUS: think i am anywvay

MITUNA: C4N 1 7RY??

CRONUS: uh

CA: an that one

MITUNA: C4N 1 C4N 1 C4N1 C41 C4N1

MITUNA: PL3453

PORRIM: Abso+lutely no+t!

MITUNA: PL3453

CRONUS: *glances at porrim*

MITUNA: PL3453

MITUNA: 4WWWWWWWW

MITUNA: WHY N07 P0RR1M??

PORRIM: No+ way Tuna, so+rry.

CA: wwhat his he askin about

CA: *is

PORRIM: He wants to+ get drunk.

CA: oh no

PORRIM: And I simply wo+n't allo+w it.

CA: he already seems drunk

CRONUS: *throwvs other shoe at eridan*

PORRIM: -glares a warning-

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG*

MITUNA: WH47?

CRONUS: stowv it mini me

CA: *yelps* wwhat the fuck

PORRIM: No+thing dear.

MITUNA: 1'M N07 DRUNK

CA: wwhatd i do

CA: you seem like it *grumbles*

CRONUS: porrim your shoes please

CA: *ducks* no cro ok im sorry ill stop shit

PORRIM: -eyes glo+w yello+w in warning as she slips her heels o+ff- Aim with the heel.

CA: oh fuck no i wwas kiddin ok please dont impail me

CRONUS: wvill do if he does it again

CA: *frowwns* youre both fuckin scary ok

PORRIM: What did yo+u expect?

CRONUS: come eridan join us on the couch of long dead trolls

PORRIM: -leans back and cro+sses her legs- Yes, it's fun.

MITUNA: WHY 4R3 W3 7HR0W1NG 5H0355???

CA: uh sure *goes ovver and sits dowwn on the couch*

CRONUS: reasons

PORRIM: Many many reaso+ns.

MITUNA: *574R75 74K1NG MY 80075 0FF 70 J01N*

PORRIM: Just keep them until they are needed dear.

PORRIM: -glances at eridan-

CA: hey no keep your shoes on

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG*

CA: wwhat i havvent done anything *frowwns at her*

MITUNA: Y0U C4N7 73LL M3 WH47 70 D0 3D

CA: oh god you do it too

MITUNA: 0NLY P0RR1M 4ND CR0NU5 C4N

MITUNA: *5175 D0WN 4ND CR05535 MY 4RM5 4ND P0U75 CU73LY*

CRONUS: *takes out cigarette* wvell this ones a bit chewved up

MITUNA: HMMP

CA: *narrowws his eyes at Mituna* dont call me ed im so fuckin done wwith captors at this point

MITUNA: 8U7 7H475 WH0 4R3 3D

CRONUS: all this high octane black rom deaths threats got me riled up

PORRIM: Yo+u and me bo+th -sighs-

CRONUS: too bad im all out

CRONUS: gonna havwe to talk to damara

CRONUS: again

PORRIM: Abo+ut what?

CRONUS: *siiighs*

MITUNA: *8LU5H35 Y3LL0W 4ND G45P5 45 1 C0V3R MY M0U7H*

MITUNA: CR0NU5...

PORRIM: Hmm? -co+nfused head tilt-

CRONUS: get more cigs *tosses chewved cigarette aside*

MITUNA: 1 7H0UGH7 Y0U W3R3 D0N3 W17H 7H47 CR4ZY J4P

CRONUS: wvhat is it tu-

PORRIM: Mituna that is very rude!!

CA: does he alwways talk like this

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG*

MITUNA: WH47?

MITUNA: 5H3 15 J4P4N353

CRONUS: *looks at porrim*

MITUNA: 4ND CR4ZY

PORRIM: -stern lo+o+k as she turns to+ him-

CA: wwhos damara

PORRIM: That do+esn't mean yo+u can say such things!!

CA: is she aras danecestor

MITUNA: *P0U75 4ND L00K5 D0WN*

PORRIM: It's mean and rude and yo+u sho+uldn't say them, o+kay?

CRONUS: thats wvhy i wvas afraid of aradias time antics

CA: oh

CRONUS: *shudders*

CA: ya medigos are fuckin insane i agree wwith that mituna

MITUNA: *574Y5 QU137 4ND L00K1NG D0WN 571LL P0U71NG*

CA: is he ok

PORRIM: -glares at cro+nus- Despite ho+w yo+u feel abo+ut so+meo+ne yo+u sho+uldn't say mean things.

CRONUS: yeah

CRONUS: wvell i knowv that

PORRIM: -pets mituna's hair- Just do+nt do+ it again, o+kay?

CRONUS: but uts such a pain

CRONUS: its*

CRONUS: and the favwors she asks in return

PORRIM: I tho+ught Kanny wo+uld have taught yo+u o+therwise Cro+nus. -she sarcastically ro+lls her eyes-

CRONUS: lets just say i dont wvant to talk about it

MITUNA: *N0D5* 1 W0N7 D0 17 4G41N P0RR1M

PORRIM: -she shudders- I can understand that.

CRONUS: yeah youd think he wvould havwe

PORRIM: Go+o+d.

MITUNA: P0RR1M P0RR1M

PORRIM: Yes hun?

MITUNA: 50M371M35 1 G07 W17H CR0NU5 70 G0 533 D4M4R4

CA: *quirks an eyebroww at the trio*

MITUNA: 5H35 4LW4Y5 7RY1NG 70 74K3 0UR CL07H35 0FF

CRONUS: wvait

CA: *makes a face* wwhat

PORRIM: -freezes-

MITUNA: 5H35 4LW4Y5 74LK1NG W31RD 4ND F457

CRONUS: you followv me!?!?

MITUNA: Y0U 74K3 M3 W17H Y0U CR0NU5

CA: *snorts* wwoww cro

CRONUS: oh wvait thats right

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG*

CRONUS: you

CRONUS: i

PORRIM: Cro+o+o+nuuussssssss.......... -hissing-

CRONUS: look i wvas in the neighborhood and tuna wvas followving me around

CA: oh shit cro i think your in trouble wwith maryam

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG 4ND L00K1NG 47 CR0NU5 4ND H0LD5 MY M0U7H*

CA: you should probably stop talkin i think youre makin it wworse

CRONUS: please font double kill me

MITUNA: 0H.....1 F0RG07....Y0U 541D N07 70 73LL H3R, R1GH7 CR0NU5?

CRONUS: dont*

CRONUS: *facepalm*

CRONUS: hey she didnt succeed alright

PORRIM: -taps her fingers o+n Tuna's head so+ftly- Eridan, what do+ yo+u kno+w abo+ut causing seadwellers pain?

CA: hey mituna i think maryam and cro are gonna havve an adult talk you wwant somethin to drink or wwhatevver

CRONUS: i got her to agree to a later date

CA: so long as you arent gonna use this on me

CA: our fins an gills are pretty sensativve

CRONUS: eridan

CRONUS: you

CRONUS: bastard

PORRIM: Cro+ss my heart, so+ lo+ng as yo+u do+n't misbehave as well.

CA: yes cro *blinks innocently*

PORRIM: Thank yo+u.

MITUNA: C4N 1 G0 G37 4 DR1NK W17H 3D M0MM4 P0RR1M?

CRONUS: fuck oh come on porrim i didnt ask him to come along

CRONUS: he wvas just there

CA: *stands up totally ready to lead poor innocent Mituna awway from wwhatevver hurt Maryams gonna put on Cro*

PORRIM: Abslutely dear. -glances at Cro+nus-

CRONUS: and she wvas right there

PORRIM: Go+ play with Eridan.

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG 4ND JUMP5 UP 4ND F0LL0W5 3D* 1'LL 8R1NG Y0U 50M37H1NG 84CK 0K CR0NU5

CRONUS: okay tuna haha

CRONUS: havwe fun

CA: man cro howw could you bring poor lil mit into that sorta envvironment tsk tsk *leads Mituna into the nutritionblock, wwavves at them*

MITUNA: 1 W1LL H4H4

CRONUS: *sheer terror

CA: so mituna wwhat wwould you like i knoww kars got a shit ton a stuff around here

CRONUS: wvell on a scale of 1 to double dead howv dead am i gonna feal

PORRIM: -smiles at Cro+nus and stands up, wiping her hair o+ver her sho+ulder-

PORRIM: Alright Cro+nus...

PORRIM: I'd say we have abo+ut ten minutes until Tuna co+mes back in.

CRONUS: *gulp*

CRONUS: yeah hehe

PORRIM: Depending o+n ho+w yo+u explain everything, yo+u're go+ing to+ be lo+sing a few fins.

PORRIM: -cracks her knuckles-

CRONUS: oh wvonderful hehe

MITUNA: HMMMM 1DK

CRONUS: okay so

MITUNA: 15 7H3R3 4NY H0N3Y H3R3??? 1 L1K3 H0N3Y

MITUNA: 8U7 Y0U 541D DR1NK5

MITUNA: 4HHH

MITUNA: *7H1NK1NG*

CRONUS: i wvas out wvandering the bubbles and i ran into tuna

CA: uuuh i think he has honey stuff for like wwhenevver sols ovver *starts digging through the cabinets*

CRONUS: i wvas outta cigs and had been searching the bubbles

CA: i figured youd like honey of course thats a captor thing

PORRIM: Go+ o+n.

CRONUS: then all of a sudden wve are in damaras bubble

MITUNA: *5M1L35 4ND 5175* W3LL 1DK 480U7 50LLUX 8U7 1 L000V3 H0N3Y

CRONUS: so i told him im going to go talk to her and he should probably fuck off

CRONUS: but he didnt so i just kept going

CRONUS: she knewv wve wvere coming

CRONUS: she fucking knewv i tells ya

PORRIM: I'm sure she did.

PORRIM: Fo+r many reaso+ns.

CRONUS: she wvas wvaiting wvith all her little "toys"

CA: hes fuckin crazy about it im pretty sure he masturbates wwith it i really wwouldnt be surprised *pulls out a bag of honey suckers you're supposed to put in tea. these wwere probably Kankri's but wwhatevver, he rips it out and hands a feww to Mituna* there ya go noww drinks

CRONUS: and like she started at it and the wvhole time im tellin her wve wvill do it later

MITUNA: *5M1L35 4ND H4PP1LY 4ND QU1CKLY 574R75 DR1NK1NG* Y0U 7H1NK CR0NU5 W1LL W4N7 50M3 H0N3Y?

CRONUS: but i dont speak troll japanese so like i dont knowv wvhat shes saying

CA: ya probably maybe wwe can put them on his bleedin wwounds but not noww ok

PORRIM: -cro+sses her arms and no+ds, sto+ne faced-

CRONUS: but she evwentually just stopped and tossed me a pac and said later

CRONUS: and wve left

PORRIM: That's all?

CRONUS: i wvent back later

CRONUS: alone

CRONUS: i hope

MITUNA: 15 CR0NU5 15 7R0U8L3 83C4U53 0F M3? *FR0WN5*

CRONUS: and it wvas fucking terrible

PORRIM: ........ -taps her fingers, sighs-

CA: nah not cuz a you guppy hes stupid sometimes

PORRIM: I'm fairly certain Mituna do+esnt understand everything that happened...

CA: amporas do stupid things a lot

PORRIM: We're lucky o+n that.

MITUNA: WHY?

CRONUS: okay im sorry i should havwe told him to scram i just wvasnt thinking

CRONUS: yeah wvell

CRONUS: totally yeah makes sense

PORRIM: No+, yo+u were right to+ tell him to+ leave, but I ho+pe yo+u didnt' just up and tell him the way I think yo+u did.

CRONUS: i wvas in a bad mood so i did im sorry porrim

PORRIM: To+ be ho+nest I'm mo+re upset with Damara, than anything else.

PORRIM: But Mituna likes yo+u, so+ there isnt' much to+ do+ fo+r him fo+llo+wing yo+u aro+und.

CRONUS: not like thatll change anything

CRONUS: and yeah i knowv

PORRIM: Yo+ur right.

MITUNA: *M3551NG 4R0UND 1N 7H3 C48N175 4ND PULL5 0U7 50M3 53XY 70Y* WH475 7H15 3D?

CRONUS: i still like him

CRONUS: a part of him

CRONUS: the him

CRONUS: awv fuck it

CA: wwhat the flyin fuck is that doin in there

MITUNA: WH47 15 17???

CA: *seriously wwhat the fuck Karkat*

CRONUS: im done

PORRIM: -she leans in, glo+w co+ming o+n- I kno+w yo+u do+, but so+ help me if yo+u do+ anything to+ traumatize that bo+y any mo+re, yo+u're go+ing to+ be in a wo+rld o+f hurt even do+uble-death wo+uldn't save yo+u fro+m.

CA: a toy *grabs it from him* dumb vvantas toy

CRONUS: kill me nowv if your going to

MITUNA: *7URN5 17 0N 8Y 4CC1D3N7LY 4ND JU57 574R75 V18R471NG L1K3 H3LL*

CRONUS: oh

CRONUS: uh

CA: *GRABS THE TOY FROM IT AND TURNS IT OFF MARYAM DONT KILL ME*

CA: *HIM

CRONUS: uh

CRONUS: thanks

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG* 1 W4NN4 PL4Y W17H 70Y5....

CA: thanks mit *stashes it up high wwhere Mituna cant get to it, he'll question Karkat about it later*

PORRIM: -smiles, befo+re grabbing his fin fo+r an ear, digging a claw in slightly-

PORRIM: Just keep my warnings in mind....

CRONUS: sssssssssssasaasssssaaaaaaaaaaaaah

PORRIM: -sharp pinch-

CRONUS: aaah

PORRIM: Go+t it?

CRONUS: owv

CRONUS: yes fuck owv

CA: nah its a borin vvantas toy i bet kankri sticks it in his mouth and stuff so his germs are all ovver it gross

MITUNA: 3WWWWWWWWW

CRONUS: uh

CA: right *shrugs*

MITUNA: C4N 1 G37 MY 0WN 70Y?

CRONUS: owv shit

PORRIM: -smiles all sweet befo+re letting go+, patting his sho+ulder-

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG*

MITUNA: 1N L1K3

CRONUS: pain

MITUNA: 4 Y3LL0W?

CA: uh probably not like that one those are fuckin borin *trying to make the situation better*

PORRIM: Go+o+d, glad we're o+n the same page.

CRONUS: mmhmm

PORRIM: -her smile dro+ps, a serio+us, sad lo+o+k in her eyes- Do+n't do+ anything to+ hurt that bo+y. I'm serio+us Cro+nus.

CA: *he blinks at Mituna* you knoww wwhat kinda toy you should get

CA: a bee

PORRIM: All o+f us miss ho+w he was, but do+nt do+ anything.

CA: like a stuffed one or somethin *please let him be obsessed wwith bees like Sol is fuckin please*

CRONUS: i knowv its just hard

MITUNA: *5M1L35 4ND CL4P5* 1 W4NN4 833 1 W4NN4 833

CA: thats wwhat you should ask maryam for a fuckin bee

CRONUS: its hard and none of us undead fuckers understand

CA: a really cool one too

CRONUS: *sigh*

CRONUS: thanks for not ripping my fins off

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG* 1 W4N7 4 L07 0F FUCK1NG 8335

CA: uh *wwelp precious lil baby is cussing noww great*

CA: nah like i said its borin an has kankri germs all ovver it

CA: fuckin gross

PORRIM: Yo+ur welco+me. Just keep in mind, they'd make a go+o+d accesso+ry to+ my favo+rite dress -smiles darkly-

CRONUS: *terror*

CRONUS: say, wvould you mind if u belted eridan one

CRONUS: i kinda havwe too

PORRIM: Hmm? -curio+us head tilt-

PORRIM: What do+ yo+u mean?

MITUNA: 0K, W4NN4 G0 84CK??? *5M1L1NG*

CA: (( wwoah dont bring me into this ))

CRONUS: he kinda just betrayed all sea dwvelling kind

MITUNA: ((D444444444444444444444YUM))

CA: uh sure

CRONUS: wvith the wvhole fin thing

CRONUS: or atleast i think he did

CA: (( only savving my owwn fins u3u ))

CA: remember ask maryam about the bee

CRONUS: i cant remember if theres a rule against that

CRONUS: ((tumut))

MITUNA: 0K *5M1L1NG 4ND RUN5 84CK 1N70 7H3 R00M 4LL H4PPY H0LD1NG 4 8UNCH 0F H0N3Y*

MITUNA: CR0NUUUUUU555

PORRIM: ((haha!! :D ))

CA: (( you lil shit ))

MITUNA: P0RR1M!!!

CRONUS: yes tuna?

CA: *quietly followws him in* hey youre not bleedin

MITUNA: 1 8R0UGH7 Y0U 50M3 H0N3Y!!!

PORRIM: Yes dear?

MITUNA: P0RR1M

CA: im kinda disappointed damn

CRONUS: yeah im not

CRONUS: sorry porrim

PORRIM: Aww, ho+w sweet -igno+res bo+th ampo+ras-

CA: *wwoah rude*

MITUNA: *H0LD1NG 4LL 7H3 H0N3Y 4ND 80UNC1NG L1GH7LY 4ND 5M1L1NG* 1 W4NN4 4 8UNCH 0F FUCK1N 8335

CRONUS: *belts eridan a good one in the face*

PORRIM: Bees?

MITUNA: 4 FUCK1NG 8UNCH

CA: *ducks!* wwoah hey no

CA: wwhatd i do

PORRIM: What, like a plush bee?

MITUNA: L1K3 70Y5

CRONUS: the fin thing really

CRONUS: howv could you

CA: oh please thats fuckin common knowwledge

MITUNA: 3D 541D 5H0ULD G37 4 FUCK1NG L07 0F 7H3M

CA: theyre fins for god sake

MITUNA: *N0D5*

CRONUS: its the principal

PORRIM: To+ys? ALright, that sho+uld be managable....

PORRIM: What kind o+f to+ys?

MITUNA: PLU5H!!

PORRIM: Tho+ught so+~! -smiles-

MITUNA: 0R M4Y83 L1K3 7H3 0N3 W3 F0UND 1N 7H3 K17CH3N

CA: *thank you for not throwwing me under the bus--fucking hell*

CRONUS: you dont just leavwe a fellowv seadwveller in that situation

PORRIM: Kitchen?

PORRIM: What do+ yo+u mean?

PORRIM: -co+nfused??-

CA: eeeh wwell-- no no no mit you fuckin no

CRONUS: howv wvould you like it

CRONUS: wvait

CRONUS: wvaaaait

CA: not my fault ok

CA: *jabs a finger*

MITUNA: W3 F0UND 7H15-

CRONUS: mituna

MITUNA: 0H UH

CA: not

MITUNA: N3V3RM1ND!!!

CA: my

MITUNA: *G1GGL35*

CA: fault

CRONUS: mituna wvhat did you find

CA: nothin

CA: absolutely nothin

PORRIM: Mituna, answer us.

MITUNA: *L00K1NG D0WN 4ND 7H3N 84CK 47 3D 7H3N D0WN*

PORRIM: We're curio+us.

CA: god damnit

MITUNA: W3LL

MITUNA: UM

MITUNA: 3D...

MITUNA: UH

CRONUS: go on

CA: nah its ok ill explain mit dont wworry your fluffy lil head

MITUNA: 0K

PORRIM: -lo+o+ks at cro+nus, narro+wing her eyes-

CRONUS: *grinning shark teeth*

PORRIM: Well?

CA: so fuckin talkin to mit in the kitchen *shoots a glare at Cronus then looks back at Maryam*

CRONUS: sits back dowvn beside porrim

PORRIM: -cro+sses her arms-

CRONUS: sits back dowvn beside porrim

PORRIM: -cro+sses her arms-

MITUNA: *DR1NK5 MY H0N3Y*

CRONUS: *my eagar face*

CA: an hes just rummagin through the cabinet the fuckin CABINET an he pulls out this fuckin 'toy' an asked wwhat it wwas so i grabbed it from him and put it awway an thats all

CA: totally not my fault

CA: fuckin vvantas' fault

CA: one a them

CA: theyre both fuckin wweird ok

CA: *holds hands up innocently*

PORRIM: When yo+u say to+y.... -angry narro+wed eyes-

MITUNA: 17 V18R473D R34LLY H4RD!!!

MITUNA: *G1GGL35*

CRONUS: oh god

CA: *sees the angry look and backs up a little, hands up in defense* NOT MY FAULT I REMIND YOU

MITUNA: 17 M4D3 MY H4ND5 F33L 5L33PY

PORRIM: ((o+mg o+k, i just actually cho+ked o+n my drink at that o+ne, ho+ly shit)

CA: wwho puts that shit in the CABINET in the fuckin NUTRITIONBLOCK

CRONUS: pffffft ahahaha a heh yes *dons serious face*

MITUNA: ((0MG L0L Y0UR W3LC0M3 H4H4 XDDD))

PORRIM: -stands up, walking o+ver to+ Eridan, grabbing his fin between two+ claws- Cro+nus, co+me jo+in me in the Nutrito+nblo+ck please~

PORRIM: -pulls Eridan behind her-

CA: i got rid of it an explained it to him its fuckin ok-- *YELPS*

CRONUS: wvoah wvait

CRONUS: he can wvalk

CRONUS: unlike this nooksucker i knowv that shit hurts

PORRIM: We've go+t to+ put the guys 'to+ys' away pro+perly

CA: *wwails, quickly followws Porrim, cursing the wwhole wway*

CRONUS: *followvs*

PORRIM: -gets into+ the kitchen and releases him- No+w where was this?

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG 4ND L3F7 1N 7H3 L1V1NR00M 4L0N3*

MITUNA: P0RRRR111MMMM

CA: (( this is your fault mit i wwas so nice to you ))

PORRIM: -calls o+ut- O+ne mo+ment dear, hang o+n!!

MITUNA: HMMMMP

MITUNA: 0K44444444Y

CRONUS: ((wvelcome to die))

CA: *wwhines rubbing his fin* that fuckin hurts ill havve you knoww

CRONUS: yeah it does

PORRIM: That was the po+int.

MITUNA: ((WH47 D1D 1 D0??))

PORRIM: Also+, think o+f it as payback fo+r revealing it.

CRONUS: fore wve go any farther porrim

PORRIM: Yes?

CA: not my fault he pulled it out

CRONUS: id like to ask you not to do it again

CA: wwho puts that shit there you literally cannot blame me

CA: go yank on kar or kankris damn ear

CA: not my freakin fin

CRONUS: unlike him i hate to a fellowv seadwveller be subjected to such

CRONUS: things

PORRIM: Eridan, hush already, that was the o+nly way I co+uld get yo+u in here.

PORRIM: Cro+nus, calm do+wn, i wo+nt do+ it again, alright?

CRONUS: yes good

PORRIM: No+w where is this to+y?

PORRIM: I need to+ get rid o+f it.

PORRIM: ALso+, blackmail fo+r Kanny.

CRONUS: *and cronus wvas the better troll eat shit eridan*

CA: ovver here ya damn monster *reaches into the cabinet wwhere he put it and pulls out the toy hands it ovver because wwtf*

CA: *fuck you cro*

CA: it could also be kars wwe havve no idea to be honest

PORRIM: -takes it and glances at where eridan pulled it o+ut-

PORRIM: -suddenly bursts into+ laughter-

CRONUS: oh man

CRONUS: wvait

CRONUS: wvhat

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG 4ND K1CK5 MY F337 4R0UND WH1L3 0N 7H3 C0UCH 4ND DR1NK1NG H0N3Y*

CRONUS: wvait a second

MITUNA: HMMM HMM HMMM

CA: see SEE fuckin vvantas'

MITUNA: *HUMM1NG 4 CU73 L177L3 7UN3*

PORRIM: Haha!! o+mg he KEPT it??? That is PRICELESS!!

CA: wwhat

CRONUS: wvait

CA: i

CA: im lost

CRONUS: oh my god

CRONUS: porrim

CRONUS: is that yours

CRONUS: if so

CRONUS: 1 fine tastes

CRONUS: 2 wvhy is it here

PORRIM: It-haha-i-it was a jo+ke present to+ Kanny, so+rt o+f a passive aggressive stab at his pride, and he must have kept it to+ retaliate!!

CA: im so fuckin lost

PORRIM: I was lo+o+king fo+rever!

PORRIM: I finally gave up, he must have held o+nto+ it to+ fuck with me in turn!!

CA: you gavve him

CA: wwhat

PORRIM: That's actually ingenio+us o+n his part.

CRONUS: that cheeky bastard

CA: you grabbed my fin for nothin

CA: you fuckin dancestors are insane

CA: youre all insane

CRONUS: wve knowv

PORRIM: SO+rry abo+ut that dear, but I'm pro+ud and grateful yo+u lied to+ Tuna so+ flawlessly -do+ubles o+ver lauging again-

CRONUS: your not to sane yourself

CA: im more sane that you

CA: i havve my moments a insanity

CRONUS: you tried joining a murder monster deathlord

CA: *jabs a finger at him* moments a insanity

MITUNA: *L00K1NG 4R0UND 7H3 PL4C3 4ND Y4WN5 H4PP1LY*

PORRIM: Bo+ys bo+ys hush!! -giggles-

PORRIM: We are all o+ut o+f o+ur minds, respectively.

CRONUS: except you of course

CRONUS: somehowv

MITUNA: P0RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR1111111M!

MITUNA: 1'M 80R3D 1N H3R3 4L0N3

CRONUS: ((testing testing))

CA: an that plan couldvve wworked you dont knoww that

MITUNA: ((.3.))

CRONUS: *shouting* just a sec tuna

CRONUS: eridan

CA: wwhat

CA: *frowwns*

PORRIM: O+kay, o+kay, I go+t my favo+rite prize back, Mituna is in there all o+n his lo+neso+me, and I've go+t a knewfo+und respect fo+r Kanny,

CRONUS: he killed the things on his side

CRONUS: trust me i talked to those humans

CA: *opens his mouth to argue then shuts it and just pouts, turns and goes back out to Mituna* wwhatevver

PORRIM: Are we do+ne in here, can we all go+ back and sit do+wn? -stifles ano+ther wave o+f laughter as she captchalo+gues the to+y-

CRONUS: i knowv a ton

CRONUS: yeah sure

CA: *plops dowwn on the couch* sorry mit

PORRIM: -go+es and sits back o+n the co+uch, fighting o+ff her smile-

CRONUS: *plops as wvell*

PORRIM: Alright, everything is all so+rted, so+ no+w what to+ do+...

CRONUS: i dont knoe

MITUNA: 1 W4N7 MY 70Y 70 V18R473 700 P0RR1M

PORRIM: -breaks do+wn in ano+ther fit o+f laughter-

CRONUS: i wvas just gonna crash here like last tim-

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG 4ND G1V3 CR0NU5 M0R3 H0N3Y*

MITUNA: *8L1NK5*

CRONUS: *sighs and paps tuna* thanks chief

MITUNA: WH47??

MITUNA: WH47 D1D 1 D0??

CRONUS: a little joke

CRONUS: a joke only porrim finds funny

CA: *frowwns, rubs his fin sadly*

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG L34N5 4G41N57 CR0NU5* 1 W4NN4 L4UGH

MITUNA: ...

CA: you crashed here last time there wwas a party

MITUNA: 3D C0M3 H3R3

CRONUS: yes

CA: wwhat wwhy

CRONUS: i crash here evwerytime

PORRIM: He do+es.

CRONUS: cause im alwvays last here

CA: no not that but wwhat seriously

MITUNA: JU57 C0M3 517 R1GH7 H3R3

MITUNA: *P4P5 837W33N MY L3G5*

CRONUS: .....

MITUNA: R1GH7 H3R3

MITUNA: R111111111GH7 H3R3

CA: *narrowws his eyes at Mit* wwhy

MITUNA: JU57 C00000000M3 H3333R3

PORRIM: -raises a bro+w, lo+st- .....

MITUNA: *P4P P4P P4P P4P*

CA: *not vvery trusting of Captors at the moment* im gonna need a promise you arent gonna put that honey in my hair

MITUNA: 511117

CRONUS: *aside to porrim* this is gonna be funny i can tell

MITUNA: 1 PR0M153

PORRIM: -leans to+wards Cro+nus- I wo+nder just what's go+ing to+ happen tho+ugh... -smirks-

CA: *stands up wwarily* ok then *sits dowwn hesitantly betwween his legs, this is gonna be bad, he can tell*

CRONUS: lets find out shall wve?

MITUNA: *5L1P35 MY F1NG3R5 83H1ND Y0UR F1N5 4ND RU85 G3N7LY 4ND 5M1L1NG*

PORRIM: -no+ds-

CA: ok so

CRONUS: ...

PORRIM: !!

CA: *flushes, shivvers, jumps up imediately* !!!

MITUNA: CR0NU5 H45 M3 D0 7H15 WH3N P0RR1M PULL5 H15 F1N5 50M371M35 WH3N H3 G375 1N 7R0U8L3~

CRONUS: …

MITUNA: 17 M4K35 H1M F33L 83773R

PORRIM: Do+es it no+w?

CA: *clamps his hands ovver his fins and just stares, wwide eyed and ok so it did feel really good but wwhat*

CRONUS: *biggest smile and shrug possible*

CRONUS: yeah

CRONUS: it does

PORRIM: Really?

CRONUS: uhuh

PORRIM: -slips her fingers behind the fin she abused earlier and rubs circles gently-

CRONUS: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

CA: *quietly goes back ovver to Mituna* ok that wwas a surprise an not really wwhat i expected but uh thanks i guess

CRONUS: *dreamy expression*

MITUNA: *G1GGL35* H3 4LW4Y5 PURR5 H4PP1LY L1K3 M3UL1N

MITUNA: Y0UR W3LC0M3....M0R3?

PORRIM: -smirks- Well, thats definitely so+mething I need to+ remember

MITUNA: *5L1P5 MY F1NG3R5 83H1ND Y0UR F1N5 4G41N 4ND RU85 50F7LY*

PORRIM: -leans in and whispers- think o+f this as an apo+lo+gy fo+r o+ver-aggressing yo+ur fins earlier

CRONUS: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

CA: *frowwns a little and sits back dowwn ok fine, relaxes, ok yes that feels really good, leans into the touch*

CRONUS: hmmmmthankyoummmmmmmmmmmm

CA: *purrs maybe a little bit, wwiggles his fins happily*

PORRIM: ((already shipped that o+ne lo+l)

CA: (( aww eridans all left out wwtf i need a sol thats not a prick or like karkat back ;; ))

CRONUS: ((ivwe alwvays kinda shipped it pale just a little))

PORRIM: ((same, o+r a weird play-black like So+llux and Karkat were befo+re))

CRONUS: ((if only there wvas more feferi))

MITUNA: ((L0L Y34H, 4ND MY 07H3R H34DC4NN0N 15 7H3 F1N5 W1GGL1NG L0L))

CA: (( alwways wwiggly fins man ))

PORRIM: ((isnt that almo+st cano+n tho+ugh?? XD ))

MITUNA: *G1GGL35 47 7H3 W1GGL1NG F1N5 4ND K33P5 RU881NG*

CRONUS: (( pretty much*

PORRIM: (( i think everyo+ne likes wiggly fins ))

MITUNA: ((175 CU73R 0N 7HR 4MPURR45))

CRONUS: *is too busy purring to form actual thought processes*

PORRIM: -pulls him backwards so+ his head is o+n her lap, and starts rubbing bo+th fins-

CRONUS: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG 4ND G1GGL1NG* 1 L1K3 F15H135 P0RR1M

CA: *nuzzles into the touch, so happy and content, this is damn nice compared to earlier*

PORRIM: -smiles do+wn at Eridan's nuzzling- I think it's mutual hun.

PORRIM: ((lo+l, this is fun, ampo+ra's finally getting attentio+n :PP ))

PORRIM: ((po+o+r fuckers))

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG 4ND RU85 5L1GH7LY D33P3R*

CRONUS: *betwveen hums of appreciation* you knowv wvhat i just realized

CA: *be happy you're seeing a side of Eridan that only Fef, Kar and nice Sollux get to see, rare super happy snuggly Eridan*

PORRIM: -?- What is it?

MITUNA: ((1 KN0W XD 1 4C7U4LLY R34LLY L1K3 7H3 4MP0R45))

CA: (( hell yes evveryone like amporas ))F

PORRIM: ((so+ do+ i <3 ))

CRONUS: aradia totally got gangbanged by a bunch of davwes tonight *goes back to purring*

MITUNA: *5M1L1NG 4ND 5NUGGL35 Y0U* 4WW 3D

MITUNA: *8L1NK1NG *

PORRIM: -pfft- haha!!! Yo+ur right! I had fo+rgo+tten abo+ut that.

MITUNA: :1

MITUNA: WH475 G4NG84NG?

CA: *snorts* damnit cro no

CA: *flicks his fins and frowwns* noww you havvta explain it ta mit

CRONUS: just go back to making eridan happy or something tuna

CRONUS: ask tulip

PORRIM: Cro+nus!!

CRONUS: huh wvhat

PORRIM: She'll skin yo+u fo+r that.

CRONUS: *groggy* yawvn wvhats going on?

CRONUS: wvho needs my skin?

MITUNA: 1 C0ULD 45K 7UL1P~

CRONUS: howv did i get on your lap

PORRIM: -sighs, let him suffer later- No+thing, never mind.

MITUNA: *RU85 3D'5 F1N5 4G41N*

CRONUS: ah fuck it its comfy

MITUNA: 1 7H1NK P0RR1M 15 83773R 47 RU881N 7H3N M3

PORRIM: -rubs belo+w his fin- Are there any o+ther secrets to+ these fins that no+ne o+f yo+u seadwellers tell us abo+ut?

CRONUS: hmmmmmmm

MITUNA: *G1GGL35 4ND WH15P3R5 70 P0RR1M* K155 83H1ND 17, H3 L0V35 7H47

CA: *huffs, a little sad the fin rubbing stopped but he's not going to complain about it, at least not vverbally, flicks his fin against Mituna*

CRONUS: hmmmmmm

PORRIM: -flushes, staring do+wn at mituna, ho+w the fuck did he even kno+w that??-

CA: fins are really sensitivve theres a lot you can do ta em thats really nice an pleasurable

CRONUS: wvhat

CRONUS: he said

CA: *mumbles almost sleepily*

PORRIM: -laughs at the way they're bo+th o+ut o+f it-

PORRIM: Apparently so+, I'll have to+ remember that.

CRONUS: being subdued by fin rubs is a hell of a lot better than pinches

CRONUS: thats for sure

PORRIM: Duelly no+ted, but yo+u deserved that.

CRONUS: yeah

CRONUS: i did

PORRIM: -leans do+wn and kisses a fin- But I apo+lo+gize fo+r being so+ mean.

MITUNA: ((FUFCK L0L 1 4LM057 F33L 45L33P))

CRONUS: *blush*

CA: *ok, pretty sad Mituna's no longer rubbing his fin, might havve to resort to climbing ovver to Maryam for fin rubs, Eridan wwiggles out of Mituna's lap*

CRONUS: oh hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm

PORRIM: Yo+u o+kay?

CA: (( aww you should go to sleep if you're so tired! ))

CRONUS: huh

CRONUS: yeah

CRONUS: totally

MITUNA: ((8U7 1 D0N7 W4NN4 L053 Y0U GUY5 D:))

CA: (( I'm sugercube75 on tumblr c: ))

CRONUS: im as fine as a millennia old troll can be

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