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[never-gonna-make-it-in-draag]

Thinking of the time in middle school that my keposhka teacher caught me writing during lecture and made me read it out and that's how I ended up reading aloud a "sold to the black parade" fanfic

It was more of an ironic thing? Kind of making fun of myself for angsting about my shitty parents all the time.. however my classmates did not understand my satirical genius and I was branded "20 wheat sheaves kid"

So, what's your story?

[draagoshkayvette]

Have you ever tried one of your Mama’s cigarettes?

Ӿ੫, Λ ੫ӿѻ˩ 𝚔ɔⲀѻѻ˩ 𖥭ʞ੫mɔ bʌꤕ𐌜 ŧ𝚔ʌɔӿџ𖥭. ᮵𝚔 b𐌜ɔӿ Λ‘ʞ Ⲁꤕ ŵⲀ𝚔ꤕʌɔ𖥭. ᮵𝚔 b𐌜ɔӿ ꤕ𐌜ɔ Ɲ੫˩ b𐌜੫ ѻʌ𝚑ɔ𖥭 ӿɔյꤕ џ੫੫𝚔 Ⲁ𖥭m𖥭 ʞɔ ꤕ੫ 𖥭ʞ੫mɔ bʌꤕ𐌜 𐌜ʌʞ ੫ӿ 𐌜ʌ𖥭 𝚔੫੫ŧ ѻⲀꤕɔ Ⲁꤕ ӿʌ𑪽𐌜ꤕ. 𝙽ᶏꤕ੫ꤕ𐌜ɔ𝚔bʌ𖥭ɔ, Λ‘ʞ ӿ੫ꤕ Ⲁ 𐌜ɔⲀ𝚑˩ 𖥭ʞ੫mɔ𝚔 Ⲁӿџ Λ џ੫ӿ‘ꤕ ꤕⲀmɔ ⊏ʌ𑪽Ⲁ𝚔ɔꤕꤕɔ𖥭 ŧ𝚔੫ʞ ʞ˩ ʞⲀʞⲀ.

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(No, I only really smoke with friends. Or when I’m at parties. Or when the boy who lives next door asks me to smoke with him on his roof late at night. But otherwise, I’m not a heavy smoker and I don’t take cigarettes from my mama.)

[never-gonna-make-it-in-draag]

It is so stupid that in the beautiful nation literally called "Draag" there are some places where you get in trouble for crossdressing.

Terrible branding if you ask me.

Good branding would be letting the most exalted vocalist perform in a cheerleader uniform, long live the black parade and glory to draag. this is the future our country deserves.

No I'm not just saying this because I'm in detention for wearing the girl uniform again whaaat noooo

[draagoshkayvette]

How would you describe the draagoshka mindset? For example i like how proud my country is

(Draagoshka definitely pride themselves in being resilient and prosperous during hardships. Hard work is greatly valued here, everyone is expected to carry their own weight so they are strong enough to serve their community.)

(While I appreciate the sentiment of this mindset, I am definitely able to recognize the issues it brings.)

(The older generations lived through multiple periods of poverty and economic distress, which heavily influenced the “carrying your own weight” aspect of the Draagoshka mindset. I understand why they had to become self-reliant, but nowadays they struggle to empathize with people who don’t meet the Draagoshka standard for whatever reason.)

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OOC: This is 1/2 posts that have been rotting in my drafts solely because I’m too lazy to type everything out in Keposhka. Sorry for the break in character :/

[never-gonna-make-it-in-draag]

Hello Tumblr, Illi is asleep so I am doing my duty as a brother and embarrassing her on the social media. You can call me Max, I'm 17, and feel free to ask me anything.

Just a note: I'm a very good English student but unlike Illi I don't have a lot of Tumblr experience so I might not know everything, please bear with me.

[never-gonna-make-it-in-draag]

How did you make the Illi M. at the top of your blog a different font, it looks cool

@mx-weekes-of-draag

I know I'm cool.

[never-gonna-make-it-in-draag]

Sometimes I feel bad for people who live outside of Draag... like, we're the best, right? and life here still kind of sucks sometimes so...

yeah

Sorry guys, I don't know what to post so I'm just saying whatever goes to my head.

[never-gonna-make-it-in-draag]

Illi, your probably the strangest student I've taught, I will miss you when you have to leave

@mx-weekes-of-draag

Who says I won't keep writing you letters? Postcards from all my prestigious tours all across Draag.. or Alternatively from whatever dumpster I'll live in.

You're not getting rid of me that easily. >:3