#lmao???

[obscure-oresteia]

"The king told me to kill a child—"

"GOD TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF"

[bananapurincore]

Your very well put together newlywed husband Mydei and you, darling newlywed spouse, being in complete shock with how he didn't cry once throughout the entire thing vs. finally getting back home at ungodly hours in the morning and him finally confessing to you, after avoiding all chances to partake in any sort of physical intimacy with you, that the only reason he didn't break down earlier, was that he knew if he even shed one (1) tear, you'd become an inconsolable mess (alongside with him), and would probably have to shut down the whole ceremony hours before it was supposed to end because you two were incapable of being able to stop crying in each other's arms.

Controlling his emotions during this was easily the most painful thing he's ever been through (And he's easily died a thousand deaths at this point. He has a lot of experience in this).

After getting that off his chest, he proceeds to quietly sob into your chest and subsequently gives you the best night you could have ever dreamed of; As expected, you cry throughout it with him very much.

[amygdalae]

now that you have a partner who smells good, do you understand omegaverse more now?

yes ✨ omg I feel soooooooo connected to ppls online supernatural mpreg fan fiction now that I have a real life partner who I like the scent of. you got me

[cookiedough77]

adrien doing cat things forgetting he's not chat noir and he panics thinking he's gonna get his identity found out everyone actually concludes he's a furry

[arotechno]

youre like those people who wont shut up about their iq except its about you being aro

i don't usually post "hate" that i get but i'm making an exception because this is so fucking funny. yeah motherfucker this is my blog about being aro where i talk about being aro. man that's crazy. i'm gonna go on someone's recipe blog and complain that they post so fucking much about recipes

the block button is right there buddy you don't have to follow aro blogs if you don't want to i promise 😘

[prncssguya]

nypd chief: his writings show “suspect does seem to have some ill-will toward corporate america.”

[straylaughs]

you know its geniunely my bad that i didnt take the time to read flins' character stories all those months ago because oh my god faelight are so funny