#lnds memes

[sugarplumpearl]

What i imagine flirting with Zayne would be like

[meowdayly]

i'me backkkkk :3 got another one of these coming out in about 12 hours because i literally made 48 of these little jokey thingies

cw for da f slur in the fifth to last one lol

[pt1] [pt2] [pt3] p4

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

[stars-and-clouds]

I had to

[kilesplaysthings]

LnDS Squad and “Who Broke It?” 😆

Sylus: So, who broke it? *points to a broken coffee machine*

(Silence)

Sylus: I’m not mad. I just want to know.

MC: …I did it. I broke it.

Sylus: No. No, you didn’t. Caleb?

Caleb: Don’t look at me. Look at Zayne.

Zayne: What?? I didn’t break it!

Caleb: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Zayne: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Caleb: …Suspicious.

Zayne: No, it’s not.

Xavier: If it matters...probably not...but Rafayel was the last person to use it...

Rafayel: *gasp* Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Xavier: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee pot earlier?

Rafayel: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Xavier!

MC: Ok, ok, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Sylus.

Sylus: No! Who broke it?!

(Silence)

Xavier: Guys, Tara’s been awfully quiet…

Tara: REALLY??

(Everyone starts fighting while MC tries to stop them. Meanwhile…)

Sylus: I broke it. It burnt my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[ratanslily]

His pathetic, kicked and wet puppy face has ensnared me

[cringe6fail6star6]

Need to hear more about bottom Caleb from you I AGREE AND IM SO INTERESTED

Caleb whining and moaning on my dick is a need, like active one, im starving

caleb all types n genres, all mushing his tits together so he can at least attempt to give u a boobjob fails miserably and cries while has to answer for his lost bet(he actually likes to lose this type of bets bc gods knows he needs dick/strap inside him or he goes insane)

i thought about him as an omega, bc i got really mad about seeing alpha!caleb x omega!mc (boring ass dynamic btw) n started ranting to my <>, SO!

we came to conclusion that mc should be beta at least n alpha at best bc they were created to kill caleb n what better clash with no (theoretical) chances of romance? 2 alphas! (ever fucked up)

omega!caleb going into heat with mc near, n mc doesnt notice bc beta biology, with caleb who gets so high in his heat that chip activates n he completely forgets that he was in heat until he sees mc n begs them to give him a claiming mark without actually saying he needs a claiming mark

or

alpha!caleb going into rut with mc who notices but acts like nothing is wrong so caleb goes insane n starts pawing on their pants so he can bounce on it crazy style, knot inside

colonel caleb with vibrator in him with mc playing with it while watching him in the meeting with other soldiers of sky haven. N Caleb, well known best liar around - stone faced in all regards tha arent about mc - breaks just to satisfy mcs sadisitic/dom side.

puppy caleb who cant use his brain and needs mc to teach him a lesson how to stop humping their leg by showing caleb how to actually fuck by pulling his tail n pushing strap/dick into him

u people seem to like breeding kink n caleb none the wiser but he would LOVE being a mother in this scenario. caleb wrapping his arms around mc so they have to cum inside him(wherether they can and/or using a strap is not important), then apologizes n tells mc he will clean himself up tomorrow but instead goes to work while feeling mcs cum sloshing inside him (even if its not real, bros imagination is crazy).

[sadfragilegirl]

Sorry Xavier girlies but I HAVE TO DO THIS!