#loki is a tree

[spider-manz]

[daisybell17]

THEY DECORATED LOKI 😭

i mean he’s the prettiest christmas the universe 🥹

im so excited for what if…? season 2

[nowtwopplaremadatme]

I need you guys to listen to this! Soooo (HAHAHA) I’ve been thinking about Owen Wilson’s performances in both Loki and Night at the Museum respectively and the most crazy thing has dawned on me… cracker jacks.

Believe me when I say I have been rolling about laughing for the past five minutes at my discovery, so, bear with me please…

This is so irrelevant, mind:

In Loki s2 ep3 at the world fair thingie we are all well aware of Loki and Mobius’s flirting approach to a mission. Loki says “you’ve got some cracker jack on your chin”.Hm… cracker jack… doesn’t that sound familiar (!!!)

Now, get this, one of Jedediah’s (Owen Wilson) first line’s in night at museum is, and I directly quote, “no can do, cracker jack”. HAHAHAHAHAH. Isn’t that literally the funniest thing ever! (please laugh, I was very proud of my discovery)

Look idk if it’s just a coincidence but that doesn’t make it any less hilarious to me. I’m sure they didn’t mean for us to call back to night at museum but I sure will be falling out my chair laughing whenever I remember that crossover between the Owen Wilson’s of the multiverse.

[mikasnazz]

Loki did not turn into a fucking tree and give us free will just for me to eat a microwaved tortilla at 7am on a Saturday.

[daisybell17]

my friend got me a tom hiddleston calendar 👀🤭 ft. my loki sticker (feb is so real HAHA)

i had to cut out december bc it had a pic of my friend and those little boxes also have more pics of loki HAHA so if you want me to zoom in i dont mind posting more of this MAJESTIC ✨ calendar 🤭

[nowtwopplaremadatme]

You know Loki? And how he’s basically *spoilers* a tree now. Well. I keep reading Yggdrasil as Ygg-razzle-dazzle. It’s not on purpose, I swear.

Which I personally feel makes the finale that tiny weeny bit more tolerable. It just makes it a bit more fun. Who knows, making something devastatingly beautiful funny is probably a coping mechanism. Who cares.

Also, now that Loki’s a tree (as we’ve established), if Mobius and Loki hugged would that make Mobius a tree hugger?

No seriously, because Mobius is such a tree hugger. And I love that for him.

[mikasnazz]

The 2nd tag here reminded me [THANK YOU SO MUCH BTW, I LOVE MAKING LOKI VARIANTS @keepmakingtrouuble 💚💚 sorry for the tag it felt weird not to tag you :’} ]

I was thinking about how the TVA works with spider-society, because they can hop between the multiverse. Ofcourse the TVA knows of spider-society but does spider-society [more specifically, Miguel] know of the TVA?

I wonder what the correlation is between Canon events and nexus events? And was Miguel going to a new universe where he could be with his family a nexus event, it had to of been, right? And the universe collapsing would’ve been pruning

With the TVA gone though, or more specifically with nexus events not mattering and branches being fine [thanks tree-ki], that would mean that Miles’s original timeline is fine — his father will be fine !!

[sidenote I’m totally drawing a spider-Loki variant at some point, also I forgot miles’s name while writing this and had to consult my spider-encyclopaedia.]