"Greetings, hosts. As you can probably already tell, this is not one of my usual posts."
"I decided I should probably make a proper introduction, and tell you about myself and my rules. Afterall, I better set some boundaries for you fools..."
"I am Riley Ruckus, from the hit show; Mortimer's Handeemen, this you already knew."
"Frankly, my Handeemen status holds no joy for me, but that is not the point here-"
"I go by any and all pronouns, I do not care what you call me, so do not fear."
"I have not found a gender label I enjoy, I simply am me. This may change, if I can find one that fills me with glee."
"On the topic of labels; I am a woman lover. Whether I am 'lesbian', or 'sapphic', I have yet to discover."
"Now that identity introductions are out of the way, I can get to the real data; my rules. Please, do NOT break these tools."
- Do not sexualize me, or any of my fellow Handeemen [I've seen what some of you HEATHENS have to say].
- This is a text blog, nothing more. Do not get confused.
- Do not break the 'fourth wall' [Don't ask].
- If I don't answer your ask in a way you like, do not harass me over it.
- Remain civil. I know Nickolas and I fight, but I'm not getting into petty arguments with you lab rats."
"That's about it for this one... Now, let's continue our usual schedule of educational fun!"
"Remember, keep those questions coming my way! Believe it or not, these outside interactions really make my day."