#longer posts.

[professor-ruckus]

"To the person who sent me an ask, asking to touch my hair, and calling me 'baby'..."

"Get the fuck away from me."

"Immediately."

"Do not send me shit like this. I like women, do NOT insist."

"Get off my blog, or I SWEAR, you will become a CHEW TOY for my dog."

"I deleted your ask, as it made me feel disgusting."

"CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONE AND ONLY WARNING."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

"Greetings, hosts. As you can probably already tell, this is not one of my usual posts."

"I decided I should probably make a proper introduction, and tell you about myself and my rules. Afterall, I better set some boundaries for you fools..."

"Anywho...-"

"I am Riley Ruckus, from the hit show; Mortimer's Handeemen, this you already knew."

"Frankly, my Handeemen status holds no joy for me, but that is not the point here-"

"I go by any and all pronouns, I do not care what you call me, so do not fear."

"I have not found a gender label I enjoy, I simply am me. This may change, if I can find one that fills me with glee."

"On the topic of labels; I am a woman lover. Whether I am 'lesbian', or 'sapphic', I have yet to discover."

"Now that identity introductions are out of the way, I can get to the real data; my rules. Please, do NOT break these tools."

"These rules are;

- Do not sexualize me, or any of my fellow Handeemen [I've seen what some of you HEATHENS have to say].

- This is a text blog, nothing more. Do not get confused.

- Do not break the 'fourth wall' [Don't ask].

- If I don't answer your ask in a way you like, do not harass me over it.

- Remain civil. I know Nickolas and I fight, but I'm not getting into petty arguments with you lab rats."

"That's about it for this one... Now, let's continue our usual schedule of educational fun!"

"Remember, keep those questions coming my way! Believe it or not, these outside interactions really make my day."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

Who exactly is Kelly? How she looks? Where is she now? Does Nick know about this? What does he think about it?

"Hm, you hosts certainly are curious about my Kelly..."

"Kelly is- ... Was my partner. Unfortunately, Mortimer took her away from me, with his grubby little hands... why he did so, I will.. never understand."

"There are so many words I could use to describe my dear... and yet none of them would even begin to describe her beauty, I fear-"

"I have no idea where she is at this very moment... she usually hides from my cameras, in the darkest of nooks."

"... But, I bet I can find a good photo of her, if I look."

"If not, I'll simply doodle her up and show you lot. Though, my amount of artistic talent is... not alot."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

"Greetings, once again, I have returned from my break! Hopefully, that will be one of the last I have to take."

"My asks are back to normal, and are no longer jumbled... so, back again, I have stumbled."

"There's not much to do, around the studio, today. So, by all means; send an ask, come and play!"

"Personal note... I'm in a good mood. I will not disclose why, but I think I enjoy this new, chipper attitude, hmhm~"

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

"My apologies for the lack of activity as of recent... My app has been behaving less than decent."

"I'm seeing all your asks, but when I try to answer them, the text goes CRAZY!"

"I truly hope they get this fixed soon, and that they choose not to be lazy..."

"Also, reminder that I specifically asked you all not to break the fourth wall, in my rules. This includes bringing up, or claiming you're from an 'alternate universe', you absolute fools."

"While I do believe in the multiverse theory, that does not mean I want to hear about alternate me's. I'm sure they're all wonderful puppets, but thinking about that distresses me to.. various degrees-"

"Oh, and quit 'shipping' me with my fellow Handeemen. Nick's my brother, Mortimer is horrible, and I despise Scout, and yet it comes up again and again."

"I am devoted to someone else, thank you."

"Anywho..."

"Goodbye, for now. Also, if anyone knows how to fix my issue, please do message me, ONLY for that reason, I'll allow."

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

Hi Riley i just came to the blog to ask you about what do you think of mafia you AU Form @fnaffreak3478 if you ever get a chance to go there that is they are also a simp just go to your page and you'll see why. Also if you don't know what a Simp is basically a simp do you have a crush on someone that's what simp means.

Sorry if this was a long😓

"I'm using this ask to inform you hosts that I have discovered the art form that is a 'meme'."

"I truly hope this does not come off as obscene..."

"Anywho... yes, I have seen their art of me. Frankly... I can see why it fills you all with such glee."

"I may not be an enjoyer of the arts, like my brother, but I can still appreciate the skill they put into their work."

"Though, again, all you 'simps' need to calm down, you all act bezerk-!"

"... On another note. I am seeing a lack of proper punctuation in this message you wrote."

"Please fix this, if you plan on sending another one."

"Thank you, my rant is now done."

"... Eugh- I am far too tired to rhyme right now-"

-Riley.

[professor-ruckus]

First how dis this issue with Nicolas even begin?

Second who is the she your talking about?

"Eugh, Nickolas and I have fought since even before we came to life. Believe me, host, this is no new strife."

"We fought back during our shows run, we simply weren't built to get along! If you pay attention, you can even hear us fighting in the theme song..."

"As for your other question, I'm not surprised you don't know of her. Kelly Cook was simply a background character, as it were."

"She showed up in the show, from time to time... Unimportant to the plot, but alas... she was mine~"

"Owen had written us to be love interests, the one smart thing he did. The sensors didn't like it, so he mostly kept it hid..."

"But once we came to life, our love did too! Of course, Mortimer got in the way, made us bid eachother 'adieu'..."

"... My apologies, my lab rats. This post got too rambly... that's what I get for dwelling on the past."

-Riley.