#lovecraft shitpost

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Carter: I'm not upset, Zkauba. I'm just...

Carter, to Harley: How do you explain resting bitch face to an alien?

(The quote is from Inside Job. This show was great and we will forever be sad that it was cancelled mid story.)

help

reminds me of midnight burger lol

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Lovecraft Pick-Up Line: R'lyeh isn’t the only rising right now.

[anachronistic-cat]

headcanon that if Cthulhu takes human for they have a female body because Cthulhu sounds similar to Cathy-Lou

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new o.c.: a character that is able to read the language of the old ones and Necronomicon, because of his dyslexia.

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What puberty did to me:

bottom art source:https://www.deviantart.com/nateflamm/art/Innsmouth-Look-479973848

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Lovecraft Pick-Up Line: You know, I have something in common with Cthulhu. We both think you look delicious.

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I’m a real cultsta, a straight up C. spitting that blasphemous rhyme, spreading the forbidden sign. In the shadows we thrive, mess with us, you wont survive.

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I put the Necronomicon in the comedy section.

People who read tend to giggle uncontrollably a lot.