FIRST INCORRECT QUOTE WHILE THE REQS ARE MADE
shopkeeper! Reader belongs to @ax-the-artist btw.
Warning: HEAVY OOC.
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Shopkeeper!reader and twilight sparkle! Reader: "..."
Sparkle!reader: "why is everyone... Pink?"
Shopkeeper!reader: "no idea, but we still have to keep our guard up just in ca-"
Sparkle!reader: "WATCH OUT-"
...
Lovesick!shedletsky, currently squishing his face against the magical bubble: "please drop the shield, I'll do nothing i swear!"
The readers were too stunned to speak for a moment.
Shopkeeper!reader: "..what in hell is this? Another trick from the spectre??"
Sparkle!reader: "probably, but I'm not sure about it either, let's just try to not indulge too much in it alright?"
...♥️...
Lovesick!two-time: "ah, my beloved scientist is her-"
Sparkle!reader: "SWEET CELESTIA- two? Since when were you here?"
Lovesick!two-time: "i just got here actually! Just wanted to check up on you after all ^^"
Sparkle!reader: "oh uhh alright i suppos- wait why is the sky light pink too..?"
Lovesick!veeronica: "oh you didn't know? Recently the night and day cycles were added to this place, and besides; the sky looks even prettier when it's the day"
Sparkle!reader: "okay and since WHEN are you here??"
Meanwhile with shopkeeper!reader in the cabin..
Lovesick!elliot: "pretty please? I promise i won't ask you again!"
Shopkeeper!reader:"no. Ask someone else to tastetest your food. Anyone but me."
Lovesick!elliot: "alright.. I'll ask [NAME] to taste it then-"
Shopkeeper!reader: "anyone but me AND her."
Lovesick!chance: "I'll taste it then!"
...♥️...
Shopkeeper!reader: "..are you joking right now?"
Lovesick!1x1x1x1, literally looking like a valentine's day mascot: "but I'm serious tho, you ARE my favorite person here! even tho i love everyone here equally too.."
Lovesick!mafioso: "and don't forget the other [NAME], both of them are absolutely devine"
PLATONIC lovesick!c00lkidd: "i mean, they ARE cool, but i think you guys LIKE like them?"
... someone genuinely get these two apocalypse survivors out of here i beg y'all.
...♥️...
Sparkle!reader: "[NAME], you NEED to see this."
Shopkeeper!reader: ".. oh."
"OH YOU TOO??"
Lovesick!SPECTRE: "l0v3 you ∆ll! n∅ m4TteR Wh4t ^^"
SPECTRE looking at his alternative self: "...Wh4t 1h3 Fu€K."
SPECTRE AND LOVESICK SPECTRE RAP BATTLE AND THE PRIZE ARE THE TWO READERS.
WHO WOULD WINN??
