#luciditydream

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YO slimewytch slimedyke degenderate luciditydream ngc2068 I FORGOT TO TELL YALL I HAVE ORCHESTRA TODAY!! ILU LOTS ILL SEE U TOMORROW... 

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luciditydream replied to your post:hello friends i am asking for tv show...

have u watched orphan black yet. if not orphan black

majority female cast sci-fi show? GIVE ME THE...

(i will watch it. yessss)

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"who names their child lot" "maybe a LOT of parents do" FUCK you kitkat FUCK you

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i want to know the cutting your knee on a mcdonalds hamburger story

okay so this is a story about how fucked up mcdonalds food is and how im too stupid to take my own advice and continue to eat there (im not actually that fond of mcdonalds but its not like ill pass up free food)

anyways, we used to have this crappy, crappy minivan. After my niece and nephew were older, their carseats had to be put in the back row of the van, and of course, my mom was in the front row bc she was driving, so she would buy food from mcdonalds while driving with them and she'd just kind of, toss it in the back seat and the kids would catch them and eat it, end of story. 

well, you know kids really like not finishing eating, and they'll fall asleep or something and food falls all over the floor. we were really good about keeping this minivan clean, but sometimes things would fall somewhere and get overlooked. 

One day I had to go unhook the middle seat so that my dad could take it out, I must have been fourteen or so, and so i leaned into the car and fuckin broke a hamburger in half. the thing was solid and broke and cut my knee open pretty deep. it healed alright with just like a bandage or something but that was really awful and now i have a cool scar on my knee from a fucking mcdonalds hamburger

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happy 2 yrs ainsley and kitkat!!!!!!!!!!!! i love u even if ur both sort of strangely evil. heres u as bunnies dancin in Love and other gross stuff

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luciditydream replied to your post:Cards against humanity is a mediocre ripoff of...

this statement is entirely true and the exact reason cards against humanity is my favorite game

cah makes me so happy but this girl is literally trying to be ~above it all

and it's like nah

it's a lot of fun to play with friends on a shitty day

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luciditydream replied to your post “mosaicat replied to your post:played flappy bird for the first time...”

mine is 44 B)

H O W TH O

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im in a MooD THNKANKS kITKAkt