Been replaying Tears of the Kingdom lately and I forgot just how fucking funny it is that somehow they made Sidon come across as ten times gayer for Link in the process of giving him a wife. He's all like "Ah yes my wife Yona. My childhood friend who came back all of a sudden. It's very nice to be with her, she's very sweet!" and then Link rolls up and he's like "HOW ARE YOU HYRULE'S SPECIALEST BOY!!!!!! Are you doing well the moon and stars in my sky?!?!?! The most talented and amazing guy in the land?!?!?! It causes me soul wrenching despair I cannot be by your side but it is so good to see you!!!!"
















