Spiders and dresses
*Cracks knuckles* It's 1 am, and I have a 9am today, but idc because I’m writing this for @malacandrax Love ya beb
An inhuman scream was heard from outside the classroom window. Instantly, the entire hoard of Class 1A ran to the window and pressed their faces against the window, searching with anticipation.
‘Maybe it was a villain?’ Kaminari proposed to Jiro, who promply rolled her eyes in exasperation.
‘How could a villain get into the school grounds?’ Uraraka asked anxiously, ‘They’ve doubled the security.
‘Why are you all out of your seats? Sit back down.’ Aizawa was awake and alert, albeit still confined in his yellow sleeping bag. Iida was stood beside him, frozen from having been interrupted during his class rep discussion speech.
‘Apologies, Sensei!’ Midoriya squeaked, ‘But didn’’t you hear that noise from outside? What if it’s a villain?!
Aizawa sighed, tiredly; however, his eyes were hard, staring at his class as if to say, ‘why are you all still stood up?‘
The group of students hastily took note of this expression and scurried back to their seats, with the exception of Bakugo, who moved at a leisurely pace. Aizawa returned to his desk and removed the sleeping bag.
‘That noise was not one of a villain, but of a drama queen who is wasting my class’s time.’ He shut his eyes, and the student stared, befuddled. Had he gone to sleep… stood up?
When he opened them again, the class jumped. ‘I will be back in a minute, class. Iida, continue while i sort this out.’
Class 1A waited, silently. When Aizawa shut the door behind him, there was a buzz of excited chatter, with Iida trying, and failing to get them to be quiet.
‘He’ll have gone outside! Quick, let’s have a look at what’s happening!’ Kirishima exclaimed, and once more, the class returned to the window.
‘What’s that?’ Midoriya wondered, out loud. A figure had appeared from behind a tree, trembling. Their back was facing the students. Long blonde hair was blowing in the light early-autumn breeze, in time with the gentle flow of a cream summer dress. A few of the girls sniggered when they saw that the dress was accompanied with biker boots.
‘What’s she running away from?’ Todoroki murmured, mainly to Midoriya.
‘That’s… that’s not a she, Todoroki-chan… That’s Mr Present Mic! He’s running away from some spiders it would seem!’
Just at that moment, Aizawa appeared and was crossing the school field towards Mic. Saying nothing, when he reached Hizashi, he picked him up, bridal style and turned back towards the school.
‘What just happened?’ Momo asked, bewildered, for once.
‘Probably-’
‘DIE, SCUM!’ Bakugo interrupted before Midoriya could get his words out. Todoroki instinctively took a step towards Bakugo, challenging him. But Bakugo was paying attention to the two teachers, ‘They’re talking.’
‘My HERO!’ Mic boomed, dramatically, mock fainting in Aizawa’s arms as he carried him.
‘Stop.’ The black haired man warned.
‘My knight in shining armour!’
don’t you dare-’
’MY LIFE!’ Hizashi was ignoring him completely, loving the attention his partner’s class was giving them both - yes, he had planned this deliberately. ‘MY LOVE!’
‘I will drop you.’
‘Babe,‘ Hizashi puckered his lips, ’MY PRINCE! KISS MEE-OW! YOU ACTUALLY DROPPED ME, WHAT THE FUCK, SHOUTA!’
The sound of gasps and giggling could be heard from the school building.
‘I mean…’ Mic laughed nervously, ‘POOPY! GOSH DARN, YOU DROPPED ME!’ He got up of the ground and smoothened out his dress, before turning to Aizawa and winking, ‘You need to work on you upper body, babe. Maybe hit the gym then try again later.’
Despite the protests that ensued, Mic pecked Aizawa on the cheek before skipping off, into the school building, leaving Aizawa standing on the spot speechless. Hesitantly, he looked up at his class, who were staring at him with massive grins on their face, sans a few, who were more confused than amused.
The teacher sighed, before walking forward, once more, this time arms free. He could hear his partner whistling in the distance.
‘I’ll never hear the end of this.’ He murmured, bitterly.
*I die*
