//: their go to safe word is 69cookies!, for the record. Mac recommends changing your safewords to something more secure than safeword ;)
ring splints during ~activities~ otherwise Mac dislocates their fingers >>>>
this one's for the girlies, the gays and anyone with their pointer and middle finger nails shorter than the rest
i had this silly idea that sometimes when the homeowner gets bored they draw on things around them. one morning Mac wakes up to a silly little "Alberto was here~" on their hand. They have no idea how it got there until they ask the homeowner, who immediately starts laughing - they'd just drawn on the back of their keyboard, not realising it would show on Mac too!
alt versions under the cut; healed self injury scarring visible
I rly didn't dig the knees being visible but oh well
Welcome! This is an ask/RP-style blog for Mac from Date Everything!
Our nerdy lil computer didn't get enough screen time. Here to help amend this...
✨ Send asks about dating, life, or whatever's on your mind.
Please keep in mind:
> This is an 18+ blog and I will not hesitate to block people who ignore that: for my safety AND yours.
> Keep asks Mature or Below. Flirting is fine, but no explicit NSFW. If we were on AO3, keep asks mature related or below. Nothing truly explicit.
Rules for Sensitive Subjects
♡ There is a real person behind this blog, please bear in mind I have a life, I am not a therapist (yet), neither is Mac. We will delete asks we don't feel safe with.
♡ Trigger warnings are a must: if in doubt, drop a content warning in your ask.
Posts will be tagged as best as I can: #suggestive, #nsft, #angst, #art etc, feel free to use Tumblr's content filtering to avoid any content you don't wish to see.
No hard feelings if you don't like ask blogs - feel free to block and move on :)
> Asks can be in-character (like you’re on a date with Mac, or just chatting with them) or out of character (about the blog, headcanons, favourite fan fics, art etc).
> Replies will take time — but I'll get to them! I'm chronically ill, Mac flares when I do, okay? :'D
> This blog is headcanon-based. It's my interpretation of Mac, so take it in that spirit; unless stated otherwise or indicated otherwise, asks will typically be treated with a friend/love ending. I tend to tone down their ~suggestive~ commentary, at least at first. 'Tis just a personal preference <3
> If you’re sending asks with copy-paste fonts, glitch core text (the ✨𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕪 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬✨ ones), please also drop a plaintext version. They aren't proper Unicode, which means they break screen readers and, frequently, my eyeballs. Help me out — I want to read what you're saying!
> For the time being, I welcome homeowner OCs, self inserts and a fair number of object based original characters; just make sure to have some kind of tag (emoji or nickname) if you want to build on a story... and give me something to work with, okay? Working off an ask that's just "Hi" is not easy.
//: blog owner (they/them) is a disabled uni student, an ambulatory wheelchair user, neurodivergent, intersex and a freaking nerd <3
You are most welcome to ask accessibility & disability questions!
Canon details: the following won't be changed
- Mac uses they/them pronouns
- they're an ambulatory wheelchair user
headcanon details (aka. blog canon):
> Roni, Mac's mouse (he/him), is relatively sentient; the pair communicate non-verbally (post realization too)
> Mac's autistic and a bit oblivious (.. i feel like that's established fanon at this point). This includes patches where they're non speaking.
> They're a bit of a menace when it comes to labelling their sexuality and gender; preferring to make people guess what they think they identify as. They call it "testing biases and preconceived notions." This phrase is usually paired with a devious grin and a joyous spin on the spot directed at whoever they asked.
I tend to write them as non-binary + m-Spec (bi, pan, omni etc) + on the aro/ace spectrums + polyam + intersex (post realization)
Post shortcuts
Canons & Headcanons 0.1: brain dump
Headcanons 0.2: stims (Barry & Mac)
Headcanons 0.3: disability
Headcanon Ask 0.1: sfw agere
Headcanon Ask 0.2: Periods
Headcanon Ask 0.3: lgbtq+
Headcanon Ask 0.4: spicy~
Headcanon reblog 0.1: transport
Accidental One Shot 0.1: memory
102 Dateable Blogs: a guide to date everything roleplay blogs on Tumblr
other's art (linked to their profiles)
> any and all of @somekindofjester's art
> ttrpgs w/ the office dateables (ac4zuda)
My art
> who gave mac a cable flogger? don't you realise how much Ethernet cables hurt to step on?
> Joy is Resistance
> Is for me? Mac, after your cookies
> Goober Volt
> does this count? (mac mandala)
> Swap AU (with me & Mac)
> Cripplepunk AU Sprite Edit
> Pride Mac Sprite Edit
Other Shortcuts
> my DE! fic list (archive of our own)
> AO3 profiles: @pocketpc-asks, and @pocketpc-afterdark (18+ fics)
Alt Names for apps/sites/novels etc
Canonically, the house has PlaceBook, I have run with this idea.. too far; too much fun has been had.
AUs/Situations that pop up frequently here
> Character Aware Mac
> Realized Mac (they're intersex imo <3)
> Realized Character Aware Mac
Claimed Pseuds/Anons
- "Binary Anon" (the original binary anon)
- "2:55" / "2:55 Anon"
- Sparkle Bug
- Battz 🔌 🦇
- Bit Anon (single unit of binary, binary anon 0.2)
- Too Much Soup Anon
Claimed Emoji Anons: 🌳,🍡,🗯,🍯
Before anyone asks, I will end up blending American English spelling with British English spelling - I'm not American, but I associate American spelling with this game. Particularly around 'Realization' :)
Object Anons (duplicates welcome :))
- Cal (Calculator)
- Neon (Plushie)
- Little Jar (@littlejaranon)
- Cypher (laptop)
- Ori (origami)
- Mimi (sewing machine)
If you got this far, hi, I like the dedication. Call me (mod), Kahu.. aka @gaynpc03 :)
