apparently it’s called knaveshipping and I never knew that, I’ve just been calling myself Shingo/Yuugo trash
look me in the eye and tell me it’s not Yuugo.
that blanket is warm and Shingo can have it over his dead body.
who texts/rings to check how their day is going
both of them, honestly. and it’s random things, it’s not even straight forward.
like Yuugo sends Shingo a funny pic just to make sure he has a good day and it evolves into them sending each other memes and animal videos.
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
Shingo has the money to be creative and damn is he extra
Shingo is the most extra person on the planet and Yuugo just doesn’t understand
like before they started dating? Giant ass bouquets of flowers every day until Yuugo caved and said yes.
who gets up first in the morning
to no one’s surprise, Shingo.
and that’s by about five freaking minutes and usually because he’s hungry.
they’ll both sleep in as long as freaking possible, they don’t care if they’re late for something.
who suggests new things in bed
okay this usually happens by Yuugo asking what something is.
like he heard the word bondage from Yuuto? he asks Shingo and then suddenly they’re trying it.
Yuugo’s like “I’d be happy for just an explanation but okay”
Yuugo cries at everything.
Yuugo is such a giant crybaby that Shingo carries around tissues because it’s cute that he’s so in touch with his emotions but come on.
who gives unprompted massages
Yuugo, once, and that became known as The Incident™
The Incident™ is never to be brought up. Ever again. Shingo means it.
who fusses over the other when they’re sick
Shingo if only for the fact that Yuugo’s like “pfft, the flu? no, that’s not a good reason to stay in bed, you’re not dying.”
Yuugo does not take care of himself and will go outside with a fever.
Shingo swears someday he’ll ducktape him to the bed so he can get better because Shingo goes to the kitchen to make Yuugo soup and suddenly Yuugo’s in the living room.
Yuugo if only when he’s attention starved.
Yuugo is the greediest attention whore there is and he will not hesitate to sit on Shingo until his attention meter is full.
who has the most embarrassing taste in music
Nobody lets them play music because it’s obnoxious and everyone hates it.
who collects something unusual
I think Shingo would collect the most random things. It’s nothing unusual, but somehow he’s got like four collections???
Yuugo doesn’t understand why he collects darts
He gets the card thing, okay, have variety in your deck
but why the fuck do you collect bottle caps, Shingo, what are you going to use those for
who takes the longest to get ready
Shingo if only because Yuugo will roll out of bed and leave the house.
Brushing his hair? Nah, somehow it’s always perfect.
But Shingo has a routine and it is not interrupted except by him yelling Yuugo, for god’s sake, TAKE A BATH IT’S BEEN THREE DAYS
who is the most tidy and organised
Neither. Everything’s a mess.
Yuugo’s garage is a mess, nobody can find anything but Yuugo always knows exactly where everything is.
Shingo doesn’t clean, his maid cleans for him.
who gets most excited about the holidays
Like he’s never celebrated them but once he does he just gets so??? happy???
he wants to try everything, Please Shingo I’ve never had a gingerbread house, how do you do it and honestly Shingo’s so weak to that excitement and just spoils the hell out of Yuugo
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Whatever’s comfortable is what’s happening.
Yuugo doesn’t care, turn over, I wanna be comfortable.
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
It switches around because you know what, whatever’s comfortable is going to work.
If Yuugo’s not comfortable being the small spoon, turn around, he’s going to be comfortable.
who starts the most arguments
Yuugo is so unabashedly stubborn and it’s aggravating
He will argue just to be right, get on his level
Shingo tunes him out sometimes like it’s just not worth it
who suggests that they buy a pet
Yuugo learns what shelters are and drags Shingo to one and honestly, he just falls in love with all of the animals, he wants one.
Shingo’s tendency to spoil kicks in.
Yuugo goes home with a golden retriever that is way bigger than a golden retriever should be but he adores her and cries about it, he’s so happy
what couple traditions they have
That would require them to do something more than once.
Nah, try new shit all the time.
what tv shows they watch together
Yuugo doesn’t have the attention span for TV.
He also takes TV time as “my cuddle meter is low, pay attention to me and fix it”
Shingo is behind like 5 seasons on Game of Thrones
what other couple they hang out with
Everyone honestly, they’re not picky.
Yuuya gets harassed a lot.
Yuuya doesn’t understand what the hell he did to deserve this.
how they spend time together as a couple
Cuddling. A lot of cuddling. All the cuddling, Yuugo demands his cuddles.
Listen I mentioned the flower thing above.
The first time, Yuugo was embarrassed but flattered.
The next twelve times? Not so much.
He was mortified and didn’t know how to make Shingo stop.
*gestures wildly to the flower thing*
Somehow, it’s Yuugo and literally no one understands how???
Yuugo has never cooked in his life.
You’d think he’d suck at it.
He’s great at it but he doesn’t have the attention span to cook.
