me: "hey mom, what's the address of the cabin we're staying at for Claire's wedding? Alex and I need to get our hair cut, plus I'm thinking I'll get an appointment for the morning of the wedding to get mine styled in an updo."
mom: "why don't you guys get a haircut today? save time"
me: "ah, we tried, salons are booked up today. plus like I said, i want to get mine professionally styled for the wedding. what's the address?"
mom: "oh I'm happy to help style your hair for the wedding."
me: "aha maybe, but I still need a haircut. so what's the address?"
mom: "go to a chain salon like Supercuts, they always take walk-ins."
me: "we live in Brooklyn, there's no Supercuts here. what is the address?"
mom: "ah well Alex can just go to a barber."
me: "...Mom, Alex can't go to a barber. His hair goes past his shoulders, you literally know- WHAT IS THE CABIN ADDRESS?"