#mailbox au

[joels-mailbox]

I'm calling to let you know youre pregnant

What?! I’ll have you know I’m not capable of having that happen.

[stardusts-mailbox]

Why hello there! I didn’t expect visitors, not that I particularly hid from them! No fun if no one finds you.

My truest name isn’t too pronounceable to you all. A bit too cosmic for most mouths. You can refer to me as Stardust!

I’m a collector of sorts, information and secrets are my vice. It’s always what I want, if you need something from me. I trade in it! If you need to know something, I’m your source, though do be sure to come prepared with something of value.

Lovely little sources: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @docs-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @bigbs-mailbox @gems-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox + @sincerely-some-guy

Hiya! I wanted to take a crack at making an OC for the mailbox AU, so here they are!

Stardust is not a Watcher, a Listener, a Speaker, or such. But they are close to something of that sort, with it’s urge to Know. The urge is intrinsic to them, and you could not have them without it.

They trade both with it and for it, and happily take trades, bargains, favors, and anything of the sort. If you want something, while typically information(but could be anything someone not so cosmic couldn’t do) just send an ask! Don’t worry about the cost! Little prices never come back to bite anyone.

[joels-mailbox]

Can you read me my bedtime story?

*holds boat boys lost at sea with innocent puppy dog eyes*

Please?

-@hermes-mailbox

Sure, Hermes, let’s see the boo- [Joel picks it up, reading the title, along with the author name. Mythicial J. Sausage]

Has your dad read this to you?!

[joels-mailbox]

For all the people who think I don’t wear any other blummin clothes! I wear plenty of things, thanks

[joels-mailbox]

you are bald

I am not blummin bald! I have lovely, luscious hair. Perhaps the best on the server.

[joels-mailbox]

Favorite hermit Joel?

Myself obviously

I’m not going to choose between my friends, blummin love all of em!

[joels-mailbox]

Joel- mate,

opinion on 12ft blue fish women?

They’re lovely! One of the best things, I’d say.

[joels-mailbox]

(one single shulker, not dyed, with one block of purpur in it)

@pearls-mailbox Pearl, I thought we were past thisss, cmonnn