#makehimstop

[chanslayeol]

From cute to hot in 0.01% sec

[the2devons]

How I've Been Feeling These Last Few Weeks 😳 #makehimstop 🆘️🤦🏽‍♀️ #hurryupSeptember 💯 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz0WWvlFm21/?igshid=5mx44v0qfugs

[happilyforeverhoover]

I’m gonna kill him

I SO understand the irony of this post in following my last post.

But seriously, we swapped sides of the bed after moving furniture around in our bedroom Monday to make it more functional for me to be up/moving around with our little man post delivery and he is SO not used to it yet.

Which means he’s crowding me out of my spot because he’s used to sleeping on the side I’m NOW sleeping on and my body pillow is flipped because I’m used to facing the other way so there’s no barrier between us anymore to stop him.

And he seriously smacks his lips in his sleep every 5 minutes.

So I’m hot. I’m getting pushed off the bed. AND HE’S SMACKING HIS LIPS!

And I cannot handle all 3 at once right now. I seriously have elbowed, kneed, and shoved to get him to move over and nothing has worked.

Next time he smacks his lips I’m waking him up.

I CANNOT HANDLE SMACKING.

[capitaluzumaki]

Lmao I'm sooo sorry but it's so true 😩😩😭😭😭 #thoughthewascool #webouttogetatyouatlunchtime #thegitlsdontloveunomore #younotonmyteamatrecess #kanye #stare #makehimstop

[universall0re]

The kid next to me in Biology has bad breath and stares at my tits, please brush your teeth and choke the chicken to some porn so you aren't stuck so horny in class