@heartbreakfrank: this week my baby is an eggplant
@heartbreakfrank: will this app ever stop referring to my human child as vegetables
@heartbreakfrank: i'm also REALLY enjoying the insomnia
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@heartbreakfrank: this week my baby is an eggplant
@heartbreakfrank: will this app ever stop referring to my human child as vegetables
@heartbreakfrank: i'm also REALLY enjoying the insomnia
@heartbreakfrank: current aesthetic: drinking a shirley temple out of a wine glass and reading the izombie comics
@mamaclarebear: my baby girl turns one in a week and i'm just going over what an incredible blessing she and her father (and all of her extended parent/grandparent/aunts/uncles) have been to me in this year
Everything hurts and I haven’t done anything but lay in bed all day. I regret everything but I swear I didn’t know there was alcohol in that eggnog until it was far too late. In other news I had an eventful Christmas Eve... or so I’ve been told?
What did you ask for this Christmas?
@baynxtdoor: today i fell in love with zoe kazan and spent all day watching her movies what has my life become
@opheliaregan: who wants to vote on my next hair color
@opheliaregan: i'm officially sick of red
@opheliaregan: its been nearly a month and the upkeep is annoying af
@delilahsbaker: my favorite game to play is 'where did that bruise come from?' (spoiler alert: the answer is always dance)